Author Topic: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH (Read 190502 times)

SableShrike · « **Reply #320 on:** December 03, 2015, 10:35:17 AM »

Moe's

Who will quickly change their name to El Super Mexicano, and rebrand the Homewrecker to the Back Alley Brawler.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #321 on:** December 04, 2015, 03:04:02 AM »

W3 (the people who decide how the internet works.),

They could publish 1000 page document detailing how the game play tags should work inside a browser. Maybe 5 years later, IE and Crome will be able to run it.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #322 on:** December 06, 2015, 08:58:54 AM »

Canon,

With everybody taking selfies, nobody needs SLR's anymore. Canon should deversify.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #323 on:** December 07, 2015, 04:15:32 AM »

Toastmaster toasters,

Yes there is actually a company named toastmaster that makes toasters.
Anyway, they could make City of Heroes half-baked, just like toast.

or, they could turn City of Heroes into toast.
or something like that, the jokes are piling up on this side.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #324 on:** December 11, 2015, 04:25:02 AM »

Macy's

Just think of all the miracles they could make, not only on 34th street, but throughout Kings Row.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #325 on:** December 12, 2015, 04:21:30 AM »

EverNote,

That way, every time you get defeated, it can be saved and accessed by your mobile, and your PC at home and your PC at work and your tablet and your spouse's phone and tablet and PC and there is no way to delete it, ever.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #326 on:** December 13, 2015, 03:06:53 AM »

Eliquis,

City of Heroes would be much better off than with Warfarin.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #327 on:** December 15, 2015, 03:59:19 AM »

M. Lackey et al,

They could simply write City of Heroes back into existence.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #328 on:** December 20, 2015, 07:05:34 AM »

Crey Corp.

They could control it better and turn Blue side into a Crey version of Red side. Wait, maybe that's not such a good idea after all.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #329 on:** December 22, 2015, 04:56:51 AM »

Matching Pen and Pencil,

Just what I needed, how nice.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #330 on:** December 23, 2015, 03:09:08 AM »

Cheese Donuts,

That's what City of Heroes needs, a dozen cheese donuts right in the kisser.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #331 on:** December 23, 2015, 10:08:01 PM »

The Malta Group,

Maybe then we would be rid of Angry Giant Penguins rampaging through the city.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #332 on:** December 24, 2015, 09:11:57 PM »

World of Warcraft,

They could ruin thegame just as well as the next company.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #333 on:** December 26, 2015, 08:04:56 PM »

Hungry Jack brand,

You could fill up on enhancements while you're eating easy to make food.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #334 on:** January 05, 2016, 03:20:55 AM »

Motorhead,

They need something to do, now...

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #335 on:** January 05, 2016, 04:10:27 AM »

Jack Daniels,

There number one consumer is gone, they might need to make money by other means.

Floride · « **Reply #336 on:** January 07, 2016, 11:40:28 PM »

J.J. Abrams

He can revive anything

worldweary · « **Reply #337 on:** January 08, 2016, 01:12:55 AM »

I think Steam should start a service with servers running games that shut down.Tabula Rasa and CoH would be a nice start.They could charge a monthly fee for access to all games.The people that own the games make money,steam makes money and we get to have a place to play all the games that are lost to us now.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #338 on:** January 08, 2016, 02:24:15 AM »

State Government,

Hey, they can't screw it up too badly, it's already shut down.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #339 on:** January 09, 2016, 06:10:17 AM »

Necrophillia,

Imagine all the zombies.

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Author Topic: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH (Read 190502 times)