Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH

Started by Paragon Avenger, November 16, 2014, 06:04:36 AM

Paragon Avenger

Pick a company that really has no business in online gaming and using their ad campaign make a case for their buying City of Heroes.


Power Gamer

NCSoft

What is SABOTAGE?
Sabotage is a new battleground match-type...

Oh SNAP! :gonk:
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger


Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Progressive Insurance
You get / have to team with Flo.


Sinistar

In fearful COH-less days
In Raging COH-less nights
With Strong Hearts Full, we shall UNITE!
When all seems lost in the effort to bring CoH back to life,
Look to Cyberspace, where HOPE burns bright!

Mindscythe

Kellogg

City of Heroes - They're GrrrrrrrrRRRRRRREAT!
"Radio... Radio... RADIO FREE OPPORTUNITY!"

http://www.profj.org/theradiospeaks/

MegaWatt

If we set it on fire it'll burn....but that'd leave evidence...I KNOW ! COMPLETE ATOMIZATION! WOOOO!

duane

#9
Quote from: MegaWatt on November 16, 2014, 06:34:08 PM
i agree with Campbells Tsooup actually....

FedEx and Exlax can joing forces to buy the game so they can get this S**T Moving.


Surelle

Quote from: duane on November 16, 2014, 06:44:53 PM
FedEx and Exlax can joing forces to buy the game so they can buy the game and get this S**T Moving.

Hahahahahaha!

....

Hahahahahaha! 

GamingGlen


FloatingFatMan

Nestlé.

They'd fit right in with City of Villains! :p

Paragon Avenger

Jack Daniels, gameplay will be filtered through sugar maple charcoal.  To add more smoothness to the game.


Super Firebug

Maxwell House

"City of Heroes: Good to the last villain dropped."
Linux. Because a world without walls or fences won't need Windows or Gates.

Paragon Avenger


Paragon Avenger


PesdjetVanguard

Freedom Server - Isis
SuperGroup - The Ennead