Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH

Paragon Avenger · September 18, 2015, 02:11:44 AM

The Law Offices of Dewey, Cheatum and Howe,

I would trust them.

Lord Nightmare · September 18, 2015, 03:23:54 PM

Konami.

City of Heroes Pachislot, HERE WE GO!

Paragon Avenger · September 20, 2015, 02:00:20 AM

Beggin' Strips:

Tankers don't know it's not City of Heroes.

Paragon Avenger · September 24, 2015, 02:10:33 AM

Beggin' Strips:

Blasters don't know it's not City of Heroes.

Paragon Avenger · September 26, 2015, 04:43:01 AM

Beggin' Strips:

Masterminds don't know it's not zombies.

Lord Nightmare · September 26, 2015, 05:38:30 AM

The Law Office of Maybe & I'Dunno.

You want CoH back? You dunno! Is there an IP, is there a deal? We can make it happen, or maybe we can't. We dunno! You might be entitled to compensation if there is or isn't, if someone wants or doesn't want you should call us. Should you call us? Probably! We dunno! You don't even know if CoH shutdown. Maybe it did. Call this number!

1-800-UH-IDUNNO

QuoteThanks to Maybe & I'Dunno, not only did I get off for killing my ex but they helped me hide the body. Thanks guys!

CALL US NOW!

QuoteAfter my granpa died, I didn't know what to do. Or you know what, maybe I did. I dunno.. Either way, the Law Offices of Maybe & I'Dunno got me a huge settlement.

The Law Offices of Maybe & I'Dunno. Call us at 1-800-UH-IDUNNO

Paragon Avenger · September 27, 2015, 02:31:12 AM

General Electric,

GE we bring good things to MMORPG's.

Paragon Avenger · September 28, 2015, 02:39:04 AM

Arachnos

Bad guys that go crunch.

Tubbius · September 28, 2015, 04:06:29 AM

Lego.

Just so they can import yet another property into Lego Dimensions.

Paragon Avenger · September 28, 2015, 04:12:45 AM

Legos, the complete City of Heroes set.
I love it.

Quote from: Tubbius on September 28, 2015, 04:06:29 AM
Legos

Tubbius · September 28, 2015, 04:25:10 AM

Quote from: Paragon Avenger on September 28, 2015, 04:12:45 AM
Legos, the complete City of Heroes set.
I love it.

Ragdoll knockback physics ain't got NOTHING on being able to just remove a Hellion's upper half from his legs.

Paragon Avenger · September 29, 2015, 02:29:59 AM

Legos are just 3-D pixels. All the world is a computer MMORPG.
(can I re-roll?)

Tubbius · September 29, 2015, 03:16:44 AM

Quote from: Paragon Avenger on September 29, 2015, 02:29:59 AM
Legos are just 3-D pixels. All the world is a computer MMORPG.
(can I re-roll?)

That explains why The Lego Movie beat out Pixels, right?

Paragon Avenger · September 30, 2015, 01:37:40 AM

Krazy Glue,

we can hold City of Heroes together.

Paragon Avenger · October 01, 2015, 03:47:52 AM

Everything is awesome, when you're part of a team.

Lord Nightmare · October 01, 2015, 06:13:21 AM

Crom.

Crom, grant us the way to play our City again. And if you do not listen, THEN TO HELL WITH YOU!

Paragon Avenger · October 01, 2015, 10:35:58 PM

Johnsonville Sausage,
because we make families and we can make City of Heroes,
(we also make sausage too)

Paragon Avenger · October 03, 2015, 08:02:22 AM

Tang,
If it's good enough for astronauts, it's good enough for City of Heroes.

Paragon Avenger · October 03, 2015, 05:40:44 PM

Bacon,

Everybody loves bacon, (turkey bacon for our non-pork eating friends)
So it almost follows that everybody would love City of Heroes (Turkey City of Heroes for the non-pork eaters)

Felderburg · October 03, 2015, 07:06:20 PM

Quote from: Paragon Avenger on October 03, 2015, 05:40:44 PM
Bacon,

Everybody loves bacon, (turkey bacon for our non-pork eating friends)
So it almost follows that everybody would love City of Heroes (Turkey City of Heroes for the non-pork eaters)

And vegetarians?