Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH

Started by Paragon Avenger, November 16, 2014, 06:04:36 AM

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Long John Silver's Sea Food.

We sell the best chicken in the business.  Betcha didn't know that chicken was sea food.  Anywho, we can do the same for City of Pirates, or heroes, or whatever it was.

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Meade,

Since nobody uses paper any more, we should do on-line MMORPG role playing games.  How hard could it be?

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Parker Brothers,

We've been making games since...before you were born.  We can certainly handle a simple MMORPG like City of Heroes.  Oh yeah, we're Hasbro now, never mind.

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Chef Boyardee,

Yes, we can cook up City of Heroes.  We've been making meals easy for decades, now we can make games easy too.
Only Hami will have to be replaced by huge meatball.

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Bosch,

No the one way Lomb is Bosh.
Anyway, we make great consumer electronics.  So why not great electronic games for consumers?
We will be launching City of Heroes by Bosch(c) in the near future.

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Superman,

I can do almost anything, so bringing back an MMORPG piece of cake.
What?  NC who?

Oh nevermind, I'm not getting mixed up with those creeps.

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Quote from: Ryo Kinsaru on November 21, 2014, 01:40:00 AM
Chef Gordon Ramsay:

"Where the f&%k is the f&%king game? Why the f&%k isn't the f&%king game up and f&%king running yet? Just buy the f&%king game and put it the f&%k online! The f&%king customers are f&%king waiting!"

Love it all over again.

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Barbie,

Sure, I'll bring back City of Heroes.  I'll just hop into a my pink Volkswagon with blue flowers.  I'll pick-up Skipper and we can have this done in no time.  After we change clothes, of course.

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Bounce,

Because the game is going to bounce back!!!!





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Wreck It Ralph says, "I'm going to wreck it."

And he can do the same for City of Heroes.

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Quote from: Paragon Avenger on August 26, 2016, 02:12:17 AM
Kay Jewelers,

Every Knockback, knockdown or kill begins with K.

Come on people, that IS a good one.

therain93

Quote from: Paragon Avenger on August 17, 2019, 04:53:12 AM
Come on people, that IS a good one.


No one dies,  they get transported to the hospital...


But.... every knockback, knockdown and knockOUT begins with K.


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kill = defeat, but defeat don't start with 'k', and if I said that every knockdown, knockback and kefeat begins with 'K', they would have kicked me off the forum.