Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH

Started by Paragon Avenger, November 16, 2014, 06:04:36 AM

SableShrike

#320
Moe's

Who will quickly change their name to El Super Mexicano, and rebrand the Homewrecker to the Back Alley Brawler.
"In a tribe of chimpanzees, I was a monkey."

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W3 (the people who decide how the internet works.),

They could publish 1000 page document detailing how the game play tags should work inside a browser.  Maybe 5 years later, IE and Crome will be able to run it.

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Canon,

With everybody taking selfies, nobody needs SLR's anymore.  Canon should deversify.

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Toastmaster toasters,

Yes there is actually a company named toastmaster that makes toasters.
Anyway, they could make City of Heroes half-baked, just like toast.

or, they could turn City of Heroes into toast.
or something like that, the jokes are piling up on this side.

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Macy's

Just think of all the miracles they could make, not only on 34th street, but throughout Kings Row.

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EverNote,

That way, every time you get defeated, it can be saved and accessed by your mobile, and your PC at home and your PC at work and your tablet and your spouse's phone and tablet and PC and there is no way to delete it, ever.

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Eliquis,

City of Heroes would be much better off than with Warfarin.

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M. Lackey et al,

They could simply write City of Heroes back into existence.

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Crey Corp.

They could control it better and turn Blue side into a Crey version of Red side.  Wait, maybe that's not such a good idea after all.

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Matching Pen and Pencil,

Just what I needed, how nice.

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Cheese Donuts,

That's what City of Heroes needs, a dozen cheese donuts right in the kisser.

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The Malta Group,

Maybe then we would be rid of Angry Giant Penguins rampaging through the city.

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World of Warcraft,

They could ruin thegame just as well as the next company.

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Hungry Jack brand,

You could fill up on enhancements while you're eating easy to make food.

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Motorhead,

They need something to do, now...

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Jack Daniels,

There number one consumer is gone, they might need to make money by other means.

Floride

History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men

worldweary

I think Steam should start a service with servers running games that shut down.Tabula Rasa and CoH would be a nice start.They could charge a monthly fee for access to all games.The people that own the games make money,steam makes money and we get to have a place to play all the games that are lost to us now.

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#338
State Government,

Hey, they can't screw it up too badly, it's already shut down.

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