Author Topic: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH (Read 193348 times)

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #300 on:** October 04, 2015, 01:02:16 AM »

Quote from: Paragon Avenger on October 03, 2015, 05:40:44 PM

Bacon,

Everybody loves bacon, (turkey bacon for our non-pork eating friends)
So it almost follows that everybody would love City of Heroes (Turkey City of Heroes for the non-pork eaters)

And I forgot to mention soy-based bacon-flavored products for the non-meat eaters.
So that would make it City of Soy for the non-meat eaters.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #301 on:** October 05, 2015, 03:46:41 AM »

Iron Wolf,

All the NPC's could be snippy.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #302 on:** October 07, 2015, 03:03:04 AM »

United Airlines,

Come play the friendly skies with us.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #303 on:** October 13, 2015, 04:15:04 AM »

Dry-Wall,

Yes, faster and less expensive than lathe and paste walls, Dry-Wall can have City of Heroes built in days, not months.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #304 on:** October 16, 2015, 01:50:02 AM »

Bootstrap,

Yup, the MIT grid framework for building websites. Just don't name a toon col-md-12.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #305 on:** October 19, 2015, 03:46:49 AM »

Nexon,

In a clever power play, Nexon buys CoH and can position the game at the top of the on-line gaming world. Most of the CoH players have a deep-sedded hatred of NCSoft and will gladly boycott their games. This will most likely under-cut any successor project. A perfect trianglation that certain politians would even be proud of.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #306 on:** October 22, 2015, 03:01:33 AM »

DMC (Dolorean Motor Company),

Well, I figured, why not a Dolorean.

(In honor of Oct 21 2015, time-travel day.)

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #307 on:** October 25, 2015, 01:18:50 AM »

Butterball Turkeys,

When you want a nice baked turkey or a MMORPG, get a Butterball.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #308 on:** October 28, 2015, 11:53:45 PM »

World of Warcraft,

So they can see what a REAL game is like.

Blackgrue · « **Reply #309 on:** October 29, 2015, 07:52:12 PM »

Paradox Interactive:

CoH will now be a grand strategy game, based around Arachnos conquering the world.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #310 on:** October 30, 2015, 04:28:20 AM »

Quote from: Blackgrue on October 29, 2015, 07:52:12 PM

Paradox Interactive:

CoH will now be a grand strategy game, based around Arachnos conquering the world.

My widow thought that it already was.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #311 on:** November 03, 2015, 04:29:43 AM »

Tobasco Sauce,

Made with authenic 1's and 0's for over four generations.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #312 on:** November 08, 2015, 08:33:18 AM »

Brokers Gin,

The world's best MMORPG.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #313 on:** November 08, 2015, 11:47:48 PM »

Oscar Meyer,

Oh my MMORPG has a first name, it's C-I-T-Y. My MMORPG has a second name it's, O-F H-E-R-O-E-S
How's that?

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #314 on:** November 13, 2015, 07:43:33 PM »

Two Broke Girls,

CoX might be funny.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #315 on:** November 18, 2015, 01:53:04 AM »

Payless Shoe Source,

Our MMORPG, looks just as good as the department store brands for a whole lot less.
Subscribe to two games and get the third game half-off.

doctorlurkin · « **Reply #316 on:** November 20, 2015, 01:18:44 AM »

Liberty Mutual Insurance.

There would be a commercial for it every 15 minutes.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #317 on:** November 20, 2015, 03:28:36 AM »

State Farm Insurance,

Any time you get in over your head, just sing, "Like a good neighbor, state farm is there." And a police drone will appear, or villain equivalent.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #318 on:** November 23, 2015, 10:01:11 PM »

Butterball or Honeysuckle or Riverside or etc.

When they have City of Heroes, they will no longer only deal in turkeys.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #319 on:** December 02, 2015, 05:27:15 AM »

The Bailey Loan and Trust,

Ever see the movie, "It's A Wonderful Life", well City of Heroes will be a wonderful game, again.

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