Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH

Started by Paragon Avenger, November 16, 2014, 06:04:36 AM

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Quote from: Paragon Avenger on October 03, 2015, 05:40:44 PM
Bacon,

Everybody loves bacon, (turkey bacon for our non-pork eating friends)
So it almost follows that everybody would love City of Heroes (Turkey City of Heroes for the non-pork eaters)

And I forgot to mention soy-based bacon-flavored products for the non-meat eaters.
So that would make it City of Soy for the non-meat eaters.

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United Airlines,

Come play the friendly skies with us.

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Dry-Wall,

Yes, faster and less expensive than lathe and paste walls, Dry-Wall can have City of Heroes built in days, not months.

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Bootstrap,

Yup, the MIT grid framework for building websites.  Just don't name a toon col-md-12.

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Nexon,

In a clever power play, Nexon buys CoH and can position the game at the top of the on-line gaming world.  Most of the CoH players have a deep-sedded hatred of NCSoft and will gladly boycott their games.  This will most likely under-cut any successor project.  A perfect trianglation that certain politians would even be proud of.

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DMC (Dolorean Motor Company),

Well, I figured, why not a Dolorean.

(In honor of Oct 21 2015, time-travel day.)

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Butterball Turkeys,

When you want a nice baked turkey or a MMORPG, get a Butterball.

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World of Warcraft,

So they can see what a REAL game is like.

Blackgrue

Paradox Interactive:

CoH will now be a grand strategy game, based around Arachnos conquering the world.
Virtue native

Main characters:
Diz the Goblin
Projekt Redstorm

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Quote from: Blackgrue on October 29, 2015, 07:52:12 PM
Paradox Interactive:

CoH will now be a grand strategy game, based around Arachnos conquering the world.

My widow thought that it already was.

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Tobasco Sauce,

Made with authenic 1's and 0's for over four generations.

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Oscar Meyer,

Oh my MMORPG has a first name, it's C-I-T-Y.  My MMORPG has a second name it's, O-F H-E-R-O-E-S
How's that?

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Payless Shoe Source,

Our MMORPG, looks just as good as the department store brands for a whole lot less.
Subscribe to two games and get the third game half-off.

doctorlurkin

Liberty Mutual Insurance.

There would be a commercial for it every 15 minutes.
I'm not really a doctor, but I've played one on Television!

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State Farm Insurance,

Any time you get in over your head, just sing, "Like a good neighbor, state farm is there."  And a police drone will appear, or villain equivalent.

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Butterball or Honeysuckle or Riverside or etc.

When they have City of Heroes, they will no longer only deal in turkeys.

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The Bailey Loan and Trust,

Ever see the movie, "It's A Wonderful Life", well City of Heroes will be a wonderful game, again.