Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH

Paragon Avenger · January 11, 2016, 04:40:19 AM

L.L.Beam,

Imagine the upgraded costume designer.

Paragon Avenger · January 15, 2016, 04:50:59 AM

Funk&Wagnalls,

All the NPC dialog would be spelled correctly. The NPC's might even use proper grammar.

Floride · January 15, 2016, 06:48:53 PM

Umbrella Corporation
Our Business Is Life Itself.

Paragon Avenger · January 24, 2016, 08:01:01 AM

Veterans of Foreign Wars,

screw you civil war vets, and we can do the same to CoH.

Paragon Avenger · January 26, 2016, 02:08:49 AM

Roman Meal Bread,

Loved by Cimerorans everywhere.

Floride · January 26, 2016, 04:01:39 PM

Coca-Cola

They can release the Titan project as "New CoH" and then release the original as "CoH Classic".

Baaleos · January 27, 2016, 04:07:27 PM

Coca-Cola could then release a F2P version called Diet-Coke, if you want the sugar, you have to pay.

Paragon Avenger · January 29, 2016, 02:07:50 AM

Quote from: Baaleos on January 27, 2016, 04:07:27 PM
Coca-Cola could then release a F2P version called Diet-Coke, if you want the sugar, you have to pay.

Missed it by that much, the free 2 play version would be Coke Zero.

Paragon Avenger · January 31, 2016, 04:20:24 AM

Pepsi One & Coke Zero,

Together, they can write any computer code, after all, it's only ones and zeroes.

Paragon Avenger · February 06, 2016, 04:11:18 AM

Pepsi Free,

Pepsi Free has released free to play versions of all MMO's.

Floride · February 06, 2016, 11:10:57 AM

3M

NCSoft may refuse to sell the IP, but we at 3m have an endless supply of red tape.

Paragon Avenger · February 09, 2016, 02:36:54 AM

Velcro,

CoH could be the hooks while CoV could be the loops. Or the other way 'round.
When asked, a spokesperson said, "We have no idea where Praetoria fits into this."

Floride · February 09, 2016, 04:55:57 PM

General Motors

But, like everything else, they'd probably just outsource it's development overseas.
Like maybe... South Korea?

Paragon Avenger · February 12, 2016, 03:04:34 AM

Google,

Instead of defeating a foe, you search him to dearh.

Paragon Avenger · February 14, 2016, 07:06:44 PM

Bob Dole,

There could be bananas and other fruit in game. Also, plenty of canned fruit, instesad of enhancements.

Paragon Avenger · February 16, 2016, 04:44:44 AM

No-Doze,

You don't want to fall asleep and miss the grand re-launch of City of Heroes.

Paragon Avenger · March 07, 2016, 05:32:09 AM

Gideons International.

They have Bibles in every hotel and motel room, MMO's logically would be next.

Floride · March 07, 2016, 09:13:09 AM

Gene Simmons

Because the KISS logo needs to eventually be on everything.
You wanted the best, you got the best: City of KISS.

Tubbius · March 08, 2016, 05:40:21 AM

Quote from: Paragon Avenger on February 12, 2016, 03:04:34 AM
Google,

Instead of defeating a foe, you search him to dearh.

Searching someone to death.

Isn't that more the airline security folks than Google?

Paragon Avenger · March 08, 2016, 11:51:01 AM

TSA,

They will search the foes to death, and make them take off their shoes.

(Thanks, Tubs.)