Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH

[Paragon Avenger]

French's Mustard

Don't call us yellow.

[Paragon Avenger]

KFC
All chickens get fried.

[Floride]

Kim Dotcom

Just because he can and felt like it for a minute

[Paragon Avenger]

Olive Garden

They'll treat you like the family.

[Decoy]

H :D :D TERS

Play Heroes at Hooters!

Delightfully catgirly yet unrefined.

[Paragon Avenger]

Xerox

We can't actually give you City of Heroes, but we can reproduce it exactly.

[Paragon Avenger]

Super Fire Dragon Industries, Inc., LLC.

Why not?

[Paragon Avenger]

McGraw-Hill Publishing.

We wrote the book on MMORPG's, ok we merely published it, but what's the difference?

[Paragon Avenger]

Tide,

Because you fight crime while we fight grime.

[Paragon Avenger]

Esurance

Because we want to offer superhero insurance.

[Paragon Avenger]

Taco Bell,

Come to Taco Island (Talos Island)

[Paragon Avenger]

Dove,

We can make City of Heroes one quarter cold cream.

[Paragon Avenger]

Kenmore,

City of Heroes, the Kenmore of MMORPG's, available only at Sears.

[Paragon Avenger]

Napa Auto Parts,

Because we need to diversify.

[Paragon Avenger]

Kraft Cheese and Macaroni,

It's the metal shavings-ist.

[Paragon Avenger]

Tesla Automotive,

You can play City of Heroes while your self-driving car takes you to work.  What a great way to level-up.

[Paragon Avenger]

Chef Boy R Dee,

You like, see?  City of Heroes in a can.  It-a good.

[Brighellac]

Wizards of the coast,

Because we need new IP for d20 and mtg expansions

[Paragon Avenger]

eBay

After you build a level 50+ incarnate, you can sale it on eBay.

[Floride]

The ACLU

because we're always fighting for your freeeem