Author Topic: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH (Read 180986 times)

Floride · « **Reply #100 on:** January 22, 2015, 01:03:13 AM »

eBay

Now you can link your Paypal and Wentworth accounts to streamline your virtual auctions!*

*Final Value fees apply

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #101 on:** January 22, 2015, 04:23:24 AM »

Amazon

The game client could be delivered by drones.

Blackgrue · « **Reply #102 on:** January 22, 2015, 03:16:12 PM »

Weyland-Yutani

They could have a whole event where the heroes have to find a single rikti hiding in a spaceship... What can go wrong?

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #103 on:** January 22, 2015, 10:55:44 PM »

Sony Pictures

Imagine City of Heroes the Movie.
Of course N. Korean hackers will post the movie to the internet.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #104 on:** January 23, 2015, 11:26:24 PM »

Mr. Ching's House of Dragon Warrior Noodles.
(From the second Kung Fu Panda movie.)

The Dragon Warrior knocks out bad guys, you too can knock out hungry with 2 for 1 Thursdays. And now with every purchase, free paragon points.

Floride · « **Reply #105 on:** January 24, 2015, 01:20:51 PM »

Skittles

Taste the rainbow of inspirations!

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #106 on:** January 28, 2015, 06:41:32 AM »

Dell Computers:

City of Heroes can actually run on a Dell.

Blackgrue · « **Reply #107 on:** January 29, 2015, 05:23:58 PM »

Saeder-Krupp (shadowrun)

Just don't expect any dragon villains.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #108 on:** January 30, 2015, 05:33:54 AM »

Sub-Way Sandwhich Shops.

They will need to change their name to Hero-Way and sell Hero Sandwhiches instead of submarine sandwhiches.

And for free-to-play gamers, they could sell poorboy sandwhiches.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #109 on:** February 01, 2015, 05:13:45 AM »

Wal*Mart

If you can find a better priced game comparable to CoX, we'll match it.
(Bring in ad, and proof of ID, and be prepared to wait in line.)

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #110 on:** February 03, 2015, 05:03:52 AM »

The Olive Garden

When you're playing City of Heroes, you're family. (don't ask me how.)

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #111 on:** February 04, 2015, 01:14:16 AM »

Stuff-A-Bear

Now, you can stuff Positron, Ms. Liberty, Luminary, Back-Alley Brawler, Super Fire Dragon, and so many more of your favorite City of Heroes characters.

Lord Recluse sold seperately.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #112 on:** February 06, 2015, 03:22:56 AM »

Glock

When you need a dual pistols, Assualt Rifle, or even laser rifle in City of Heroes, look no further.

hurple · « **Reply #113 on:** February 06, 2015, 04:54:18 PM »

Radio Shack

Safehouse · « **Reply #114 on:** February 06, 2015, 08:25:24 PM »

Quote from: hurple on February 06, 2015, 04:54:18 PM

Radio Shack

Given the news that broke about RadioShack today, it seems an even MORE improbable corporation than it already was...

hurple · « **Reply #115 on:** February 06, 2015, 09:48:50 PM »

Quote from: safehouse23 on February 06, 2015, 08:25:24 PM

Given the news that broke about RadioShack today, it seems an even MORE improbable corporation than it already was...

Thus, the suggestion.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #116 on:** February 07, 2015, 04:00:38 AM »

~~RadioShack~~ I mean Sprint.

We can make City of Heroes what it should be, if you don't go bankrupt.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #117 on:** February 12, 2015, 03:36:05 AM »

Simple Machines Forum:

We could turn City of Heroes into a bulletine boards game. Just don't try to change your user name.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #118 on:** February 13, 2015, 04:32:45 AM »

Five Guys

Just don't order the large King's Row.

Charged Mastermind · « **Reply #119 on:** February 14, 2015, 12:28:23 AM »

NCSoft

Because they will build up an immensely popular and immensely community-supported game and then liquidate everything for no good reason

News:

Author Topic: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH (Read 180986 times)