Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH

[Paragon Avenger]

The Law Offices of Chris Jenkins,

They will put an end to people getting injured in Superhero actions.

[Floride]

Nyquil

The night ward sniveling sneering scoffing staking scruffyhead enemies you can arrest medecine.

[Paragon Avenger]

Dynex keyboards,

If you're anything like my friend, sometimes you take getting choakified out on the keyboard. 
(I was pushing the key and nothing happened.)
Dynex makes nice cheap keyboards.

[Blackgrue]

Valve.

Then we'd certainly get a City of Heroes 2... but on the downside we'll never ever get a City of Heroes 3.

[Blackout]

Valve.

Then we'd certainly get a City of Heroes 2... but on the downside we'll never ever get a City of Heroes 3.

We'd also get good mod support and a pithy song at the end, but unfortunately the greenlight system for new stuff would be shit :P

Also Blizzard; They'd perfect the character creator to a ridiculous degree, everything would become really atmospheric, but then we'd also get raids and lots of grinding

[LaughingAlex]

We'd also get good mod support and a pithy song at the end, but unfortunately the greenlight system for new stuff would be pancake :P

Also Blizzard; They'd perfect the character creator to a ridiculous degree, everything would become really atmospheric, but then we'd also get raids and lots of grinding

Lets not also forget enforced holy trinity by blizzard probably making all buffs/debuffs/crowd control useless and having every raid comprised of the exact same tactic.

[Floride]

BP Oil
If it turns into a disaster and hemorrhages money, we can keep it going for another at least another few months

[Paragon Avenger]

Maytag;
There could run the game without GM's.
(the game would be so depenable that the help-desk people would be lonely and bored.)

[Paragon Avenger]

PlaSkol,

They would replace all the enhancements with big brightly colored enhancements.  That way we couldn't shallow and choke on them.  And all the sharp and pointy edges would be rounded so we can't hurt ourselves.  And all the bad guys would be sent to bed early.  And all powersets would have a nap power.  And all the stairs would have gates across them.

[Floride]

Anheuser-Busch

Turning Altaholics into Alcoholics, one game at a time.

[Paragon Avenger]

Anheuser-Busch

Turning Altaholics into Alcoholics, one game at a time.

Beer-glorious, beer!

[Paragon Avenger]

Cheese,

Yes, cheese.  Big cheese should buy CoX and replace all the eat emotes with cheese graphics.  Plus, each paid subscription will receive a membership in the Cheese-of-the-Month club.  Yes, you too can fight the sky raiders while enjoying swiss cheese, or a nice bree.

[Paragon Avenger]

Ivory Soap,

They could really clean-up the city.

[Floride]

Electronic Arts

Oops, sorry. We thought this was a sports game franchise.

[Paragon Avenger]

Electronic Arts

Oops, sorry. We thought this was a sports game franchise.

So they turned it into one.
Now, instead of firing off a power, you control the movements of your character.
The Z button is to pick up shovel
The X button swings the shovel back
The trigger button swings the shovel at your opponent.

A version for the Wii is planned for the fall.

[Paragon Avenger]

Lipitor  ---

Why not, they have everybody's money who is over 40.

[Paragon Avenger]

Ritalin for the boys
Lipitor for the adult men
Flomax for the middle-aged men
Viagra for the senior men

Ritalin = green inspiration
Lipitor = red inspiration
Flomax = yellow inspiration
Viagra = blue inspiration

City of Heroes is a lot like a drug store, so Walgreens should buy the game.

[Paragon Avenger]

DevExpress and Infragistrics

Together they could improve the controls and make a much richer UX for the gamer.

[Paragon Avenger]

Visine,

It gets the red out.
(I don't know does anybody still read this thread?)

[Tubbius]

I do.  It's fun seeing the improbable setups and slogans.

HYDRA: for every MMO killed, two will take its place.