Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].

[Pengy]

Lufthansa, come fly the leaping lizards.

[SerialBeggar]

Malaysian Airlines, come fly the missing mover.

[Paragon Avenger]

National Airways, come fly the nutty North.

[Floride]

Oranbega Airways, come fly the ominous overlords

[SerialBeggar]

PanAm, come fly the prim planes.

[Pengy]

Qantas, come fly the qantum Qadrail

[Paragon Avenger]

Royal Airlines, come fly the rickity roller-coaster-car.

[SerialBeggar]

Singapore Airlines, come fly the sumptuous steamer.

[Paragon Avenger]

TWA, come fly the turbulent train.

[SerialBeggar]

United, come fly ... um ... us?

[Pengy]

Virgin America, come fly the virtual VTOL.

Aircraft induced by El Mystico and Janet. No connection to Rekall, Inc.

[Floride]

United, come fly the wooly winnebago

[SerialBeggar]

China Xinhua Airlines, come fly the xenolithic xoanon. 

[Paragon Avenger]

Yellowtail, come fly the yucky yukon.

(wait, yellowtail is a wine.)

[Paragon Avenger]

Zealander Air, come fly the zany zamboni.

[Paragon Avenger]

Wow, that went quick.
Are you ready for another phrase?
(stupid question)

We secretly replaced their coffee with [abjective] [noun], let's see if they notice.
Make it silly.

[Paragon Avenger]

We secretly replaced their coffee with [alabaster] [applesauce], let's see if they notice.

[Pengy]

We secretly replaced their coffee with breaded borosilicate, let's see if they notice.

[Paragon Avenger]

We secretly replaced their coffee with California Chaddony, let's see if they notice.

[Paragon Avenger]

We secretly replaced their coffee with dirty dancing, let's see if they notice.