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Community => Forum Games => Topic started by: chuckv3 on June 29, 2014, 10:53:54 PM
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When I saw this forum thread, it made me remember some silly mental exercises my family has done in the past, and this one in particular: Every Xmas (or Holiday Season for us soul-less Atheists), we revive our effort to complete a humorous alphabetic list of variation of the third line from the classic Christmas poem A Visit from St. Nicholas.
We start with something like: "The stockings were hung by the armchair with angst" then "The stockings were hung by the banister with banality." We try to figure out comical alphabetic pairs of "places to hang stockings in a house" and "human emotions, attitudes or mental states"
I've got years of a head start so I won't post any of my others, but I'd love to see what others might come up with.
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The stockings were hung by the air conditioner with apathy.
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The stockings were hung by the bourbon with buffoonery.
If "by the bourbon" isn't a place in your house, well...don't judge. :)
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The stockings were hung by the commode with contemplation.
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The stockings were hung by the davenport with depredation.
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OK, paint a mental picture for me here...how do you hang or place something with depredation?
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The stocking were hung by the elevator with exasperation.
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The stockings were hung by the foyer with facetiousness
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The stockings were hung by the gargoyle with geniality.
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The stockings were hung by the hamper with hypocrisy.
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The stockings were hung by the incinerator with ingenuity.
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OK, paint a mental picture for me here...how do you hang or place something with depredation?
I didn't ask questions about your bourbon, you leave my depredation alone. LOL
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The stockings were hung by the jewelry with jealousy...
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[Local] Fridgy Daiere winks at Thirty-Seven
Fair enough.
The stockings were hung by the kitsch with kerfuffle.
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The stockings were hung by the liriope with lackadaisicalness.
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The stockings were hung from the metope with menace.
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The stockings were hung by the narthex with nonchalance
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The stockings were hung by the obstetrician with ostentatiousness
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The stockings were hung by the obstetrician with ostentatiousness
I have six kids... I need an obstetrician in my house :p
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The stockings were hung by the perkolator with pessimism.
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The stockings were hung by the perkolator with pessimism.
I vote for coffee tomorrow at MU's place...
The stockings were hung by the quiver with quickness.
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The stockings were hung by the radiator with recalcitrance.
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The stockings were hung from the sunglasses with sweat
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The stockings were hung by the taxidermist with tape.
Very practical, that taxidermist.
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The stockings were hung by the umbrella stand with unction.
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The stockings were hung by the vanity with vanity. ;)
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The stockings were hung by the window with wonder.
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The stockings were hung by the xerox with xerophagy
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The stockings were hung by the Yankee with Yarn
I mean... it just sorta had to be done, I'd say. :)
And again. Practical. Perhaps the taxidermist is a sibling...
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he stockings were hung by the zwieback with zest.
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<.<
>.>
O.o
Now what?
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mrultimate now has to come up with a new sentence to play with, since he 'won' this version. And we keep on and on like that. :)
Perhaps something like:
I'm [famous person] and I approve this [message].
or maybe
I've got a [bad] feeling about [this].
Or possibly
He sees you when you're [sleeping], he knows when you're [awake].
I mean... anything could be done. But that's what I say we do.
So c'mon, mrultimate, give us a seedling!
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It's been a few days... and there hasn't been much movement here, so I will go ahead and randomly exercise my mostly non-existent authority and choose to begin again with a new phrase:
I've got a(n) [adjective] feeling about [noun/demonstrative].
Here we go:
I've got an [awkward] feeling about [anchovies].
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I've got a bad feeling about bunions.
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I've got a [contemptible] feeling about [coronaries].
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I have a dreadful feeling about dungeons.
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I have an enigmatic feeling about extraterrestrials.
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I've got a freaky feeling about falloons.
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I've got a guarded feeling about gynotikolobomassophiles
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...people who love tickling wolf vaginas?
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I've got a half-baked feeling about hippies.
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I've got an inflamed feeling about inkblots.
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I've got a jaundiced feeling about jalapenos.
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I've got a [kitschy] feeling about this [kangaroo].
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I've got a Lousy feeling about this Lockbox.
*shakes fist at CO*
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I've got a monogamous feeling about marsupials.
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I've got a nervous feeling about ninjas.
>.>
<.<
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I have an odious feeling about organs.
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I have a perturbed feeling about puddles.
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I have a quixotic feeling about quacks.
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I have a rare feeling about roasts.
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I have a sassy feeling about sassafras.
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I have a terrific feeling about tomatoes!
Yay tomatoes!
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I have an umbral feeling about umbrellas.
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I have a vibrant feeling about violins
...and the tiniest one is playing ...just for you ;D
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I have a wary feeling about wookies.
I mean, can you imagine how cranky THEY can get on a bad hair day? :o
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I have a xenharmonic feeling about xylophones.
That is, I think they're tuned weirdly; my feeling itself isn't tuned at all.
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I have a [yawny] feeling about [yoga-instructors].
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I have a zestful feeling about zooids.
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*I'm [famous person] and I approve this [message]*
I'm Aristotle and I approve this asininity
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I am Batman, and I approve this Beating.
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I'm [Constantine] and I approve this [comic book].
(Woah.)
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I'm [Dove] and I approve this [donnybrook].
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Hi everybody! *waves* I am Elmo! And Elmo... HEHEH!!! STOP TICKLING ME!!! Hahahahaha!!... *pants*... whew Dat's good, but Emlo has job to do...
As Elmo was saying... I am Elmo! And Elmo approves this entertainment!
Ok! Elmo ready now for moar tickles! Hahah hehehe hahaa!!!
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I'm *F'ed and I approve of this fail! 8)
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I'm Galactus and I approve of this gaiety.
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I'm Harry Potter, and I approve this Horcrux. 'Cause I'm a horcrux. So I have to approve me, naturally.
Expecto Patronum!
/Can't believe I know that. :p
//And if this is spoilers for anyone... What the heck. Go watch the shows already. :p
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Hello. My name is [Inigo Montoya], and I approve this [insatiable revenge]. Prepare to die.
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My name is Jehoshaphat, and I approve this Jumping.
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My name is Kang and I approve of this kumquat.
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My name is [Luke] and I approve of this [light saber].
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My name is Marauder and I approve this marauder.
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My name is Nemesis and I approve this neural rail network.
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My name is Optimus Prime, and I approve this Ostentatious Explosionfest (apparently...)
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I am the Paragon Avenger and I approve of this place.
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I am [Quetzalcoatl] and I approve of this [quetiapine].
My name is Optimus Prime, and I approve this Ostentatious Explosionfest (apparently...)
HA! I wonder if Mr. Bay actually spoke to him about that, I bet not.
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My name is R2D2 and I approve this rebellion.
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I am Subparman and I approve of these specifications.
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My name is Thor and I approve of this triviality.
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My name is Ultraman and I approve of this Universe
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My name is Vahzilok and I approve of this voraciously!
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My name is Wonder Woman, and I approve of this Wonderbra. It supports me so well, during battle, and I look great too!
/oink, y'all.
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My name is Xuantong Di, and apparently I must approve this Xinhai Revolution.
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Hey, Boo-Boo, I'm Yogi Bear and I approve of this yummy yellow pic-a-nic basket.
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But Yogi, you remember what the Ranger said?
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Ah, fiddle sticks on that old ranger Boo.
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My name is (Lord) Zedd, and I approve this Zord :P
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Psst, you win... that means you get to choose a new framework for our next round wit da Alf'bit!
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By the way, is the secret number 37?
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OK, as Gru once said, "My turn".
The children were all [snuggled] in bed with visions of [sugarplums] danced in their heads.
The children were all asleep in bed with visions of Atlas Park danced in their heads.
Keep it GP.
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The children were all [bundled] in bed with visions of [Babbage] danced in their heads.
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Correcting to the actual verse structure:
The children were [cuddled] all snug in their beds, while visions of [Cthulhu] danced in their heads.
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The children were [dumped] all snug in their in beds, while visions of [Destoroyah] danced in their heads.
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The children were [excited] all snug in their in beds, while visions of [Eochia] danced in their heads.
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The children were [found] all snug in their in beds, while visions of [Fin Fang Foom] danced in their heads.
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The children were [giddily] all snug in their beds, while visions of [GMs] danced in their heads.
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The children were [horrified] all snug in their beds, while visions of [Hamidons] danced in their heads.
:D
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The children were [inebriated] all snug in their beds, while visions of [Ice Mistral] danced in their heads.
By the way, is the secret number 37?
Secret? Thirty-seven is no secret. It is a paragon of excellence that is often seen beating up occurrences of the number 42 in dark alleys.
It is sacred, and beyond reproach.
So speaketh the keeper of said number.
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The children were [joined] all snug in their in beds, while visions of [Jurassik] danced in their heads.
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The children were [kissed] all snug in their beds, while visions of [Kalinda] danced in their heads.
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The children were [laid] all snug in their beds, while visions of [Lady Jayne] danced in their heads.
Poor kids.
To: Thirty-Seven
Yeah, I misread your signature.
I am thought it said "Keeper of the secret number".
Which would be really silly.
Thanks for straightening out that.
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The children were [nestled], all snug in their beds, while visions of [Nemesis] danced in their heads.
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The children were [obfuscated] all snug in their in beds, while visions of [Ouroboros] danced in their heads.
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The children were [Placated], all snug in their beds, while visions of [Paragon City] danced in their heads.
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The children were [quiet], all snug in their beds, while visions of [Quantums] danced in their heads.
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The children were [resting], all snug in their beds, while visions of [rocket boards] danced in their heads.
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The children were [sobbing], all snug in their beds, while visions of [Statesman] danced in their heads.
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The children were [trolling], all snug in their beds, while visions of [Tarikoss] danced in their heads.
Yeah, I misread your signature. I thought it said "Keeper of the secret number." Which would be really silly. Thanks for straightening out that.
/e fancybow
No problem. Happy to ellucidate the masses.
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The children were [uncovered] all snug in their in beds, while visions of [U'Kon Gr'ai] danced in their heads.
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The children were [Trembling] all snug in their in beds, while visions of [Cthulhu] danced in their heads.
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The children were untidy, all snug in their beds while visions of Ultron, danced in their heads.
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The children were [victimized] all snug in their beds, while visions of [Vahzilok] danced in their heads.
That diabolical doctor! >:(
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The children were [wrapped] all snug in their in beds, while visions of [Wendigo] danced in their heads.
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The children were [x-rayed] all snug in their beds, while visions of [xenomorphs]
spit acid on danced in their heads.
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the children were yearning all snug in their beds while visions of yesterday danced in their heads.
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The children were [zonked] all snug in their beds, while visions of [Zenflower] danced in their heads.
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I don't have a good idea for the next round, feel free to start it if you think you have a good one.
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How about...I'm a little [teapot] short and [stout]
I'll begin ;D
I'm a little armpit short and aromatic
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I'm a little Brute short and broad.
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I'm a little choochoo short and chugging.
OK, I hate this one, but only 23 more to go.
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I'm a little debutante, short and dressed up.
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I'm a little eccentric, short and energetic.
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I'm a little filly, short and frilly.
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I'm a little goblin, short and green.
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I'm a little Hulk, short and harmful.
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I'm a little Igor, short and itchy.
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I'm a little jackrabbit, short and jumpy.
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I'm a little kitten short and kinetic.
I'll go shoot myself now, or gargle or something.
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I'm a little maniac, short and malevolent.
/ John: You could, I don't know, not post until you like one...?
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I'm a little nihilistically short and normal.
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I'm a little Observer, short and ovoid.
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I'm a little mouse short and meek.
Not post until I like one? Nobody ever got to elite boss by not posting.
Besides, I like to hate this one.
Now pass the ammo.
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I'm a little noob short and not paying attention.
I'm a little Paragon Protecter short and powerful.
There, I fixed it.
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I'm a little Quark, short and Quiet.
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I'm a little robot, short and rattly.
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I'm a little Sapper, short and sucking (your energy. Get your minds outta the gutter, pervs. :P )
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Hmm, no one did "L".
I'm a little lemur, short and lethargic.
Now, on to "T".
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I'm a little tremor, short and twangy.
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I'm a little Underling, short and unimportant. :(
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I'm a little vixen, short and vulpine.
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I'm a little (Ghost) Widow, (not) short, and Wanton.
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I'm a little X-man short and extraordinary.
It counts, next.
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I'm a little Yordle, short and yellow.
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I'm a little Zaphod, short and Zealous.
Ok. So. My turn!
Um... Ok, here ya go. For better or else, I pick this slogan:
[Beef.] It's what's for [Dinner]
I will abstain from the first entry. GO!
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Afterburners. It's what for absconding.
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Bologna it's what's for barfing.
(I think I like this one)
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Cola it's what's for chugging.
(Belch) excuse me.
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Derp! It's what's for dumbasses.
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Egg yolks. They're what's for Emulsifying.
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Forks, it's what's for feeding yer face.
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Gasoline. It's what's for gophers.
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Lizards. It's what's for insurance commercials.
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Health points, it's what's for heroes.
Justice, it's what's for Jack in Irons.
This alphabet stuff is hard.
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Kicking, it's what's for knock back.
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Lollipops. They're what's for licking.
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Backing up to "I" for a minute:
Ice cream. It's what's for ingesting.
Continuing:
Mobs. They're what's for mashing.
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Nemisis, it's what's for noobs.
Who said these had to make sense?
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Ouroboros, it's what's for ophiophobes.
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Peep-holes. It's what's for peering.
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Alternate for'O', because it's funny:
Oscar, it's what's for overacting.
OK, now 'Q':
Quantum, it's what's for Quarks.
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Rain. It's what's for rainbows.
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Steak. It's what's for supper.
I win.
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Tequila. It's what's for tippling.
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Ulster. It's what's for unionists.
(I'm not sure if that's phrased correctly. I only took a quick read through in wikipedia.)
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Videos, it's what's for viewing.
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Yoplait. It's what's for "Yum!"-ing.
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Water, it's what's for watering.
Xrays, it's what's for xraying.
Zebras, it's what's for zoos.
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Since, I had to finish it, I'll pass so someone else can pick the next phrase.
Maybe another line from 'twas the night ...
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'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the *
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the bar,
you could hear drunken sounds of barfing from afar.
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What?
First we go alphabetical. So start with, I don't know, A maybe.
Second, we replace two words.
So like, 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house not a creature was stirring not even a mouse.
OK, a bit long. But which two words?
So how about:
And all through the [house] not a creature was [stirring] not even a mouse.
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I'll start.
With A
Just to recap A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y and Z
OK, got it?
And all through the asylum not a creature was affected not even a mouse.
OK, now let's see B is next.
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Sorry. I lost my cool.
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And all through the bayou not a creature was blending, not even a mouse.
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And all through the champagne not a creature was carbonated, not even a mouse.
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And all through the dungeon not a creature was dismembered, not even a mouse.
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And all through the empire not a creature was eviscerated, not even a mouse.
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And all through the field, not a creature was farming, not even a mouse.
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And all through the garrotings, not a creature was gagging, not even a mouse.
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And all through the house, not a creature was humping, not even the mice.
Brownchicken browncow...
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And all through the invigilation, not a creature was inattentive, not even a mouse.
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And all through the journey, not a creature was jogging, not even a mouse.
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And all through the kitchen, not a creature was kvetching, not even a mouse.
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And all through the library, not a creature was learning, not even a mouse.
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And all through the mutterings, not a creature was medicated, not even a mouse.
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And all through the nunnery, not a creature was naked not even a mouse!
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And all through the orphanage, not a creature was oppressed, not even a mouse.
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And all through the porridge, not a creature was pickled, not even a mouse.
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And all through the quarry, not a creature was questing, not even a mouse.
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And all through the range, not a creature was reconnoitering, not even a mouse.
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And all through the soup factory, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
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And all through the tarrasque, not a creature was tunneling, not even a mouse.
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And all through the upheaval, not a creature was unforseen, not even a mouse.
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And all through the vineyard, not a creature was verbose, not even a mouse.
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And all through the whining, not a creature was woeful, not even a mouse.
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And all through the xanthone, not a creature was xenophobic, not even a mouse.
Here both words start with X, what more do you want?
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I don't like xenophobic mice, by the way.
Bunch of snobs.
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And all through the yonder, not a creature was yodeling, not even a mouse.
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And all through the zoo, not a creature was zigzagging, not even a xenophobic mouse.
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<evil laugh> I win again. That's like 4 million wins for me.
G736 uh huh, uh huh.
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How about this:
Deck the < > with < > of < > ! Fa la la la la la la la la.
I'll start. Deck the atrium with arms of aphids! Fa la la la la la la la la.
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Deck the boat with boughs of Bonzai!
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Deck the Congo with cutlets of chicken ! Fa la la la la la la la la.
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Deck the dork with dozens of donuts.
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Deck the esplanade with eaches of everything! Fa la la la la la la la la.
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Deck the field with formations of felons! Fa la la la la la la la la.
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Deck the girls with gallons of glitter!
Fa la la la la la la la la.
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Deck the horses with hundreds of hyacinths! Fa la la la la la la la la.
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Deck the isles with inns of interest!
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
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Deck the jakes with jewels of jade!
Fa lala lala, lala la la.
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Deck the knuckles with knives of kangaroos.
Fla-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la.
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Deck the losers with lamentations of longing.
Fla-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la.
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Deck the maatermind with millions of minions.
Fla-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la
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Deck the n00bs with nests of natterlings!
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
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Deck the obelisks with overseers of obliquity.
Fla-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la.
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Deck the palisades with pieces of popcorn.
Fa-la-la-la-la la-la la la.
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Deck the Queen with Quintillions of Quarterbacks...
fa la la...............
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Deck the roof with roast of reindeer.
Fla etc.
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Deck the shelves with snacks of sustenance.
Fla-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la.
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Deck the [tree] with [tons] of [toadstools].
Fla-la-la-la-la, la-la, la
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Deck the upstairs with uncles of Underdog.
Fa-la-la-la-la la-la la la.
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Deck the [villains] with [versions] of [vixes].
Fla-la-la-la-la, la-la, la
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Deck the walls with wows of Wally.
Fa! La! Fhtagn!
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Deck the [xenomorphs] with [xylophones] of [xanthium].
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la la.
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Deck the yard with yottagrams of yeast!
Fa-la-la-la-la la-la la la.
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Deck the zoo with zealots of zen!
Fa-la-la-la-la la-la la la.
New phrase:
Don't Drive Drunk.
I'll start:
Don't Apologize Angry.
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Deck the Arachnos Army with Bolts of lightning...
fa lalala la la lalala la.
Tis the season to miss topic changes...
Fa lalaa la la lalala la.
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Don't Belch Budweiser.
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Don't Court Cousins.
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Don't Drive Drunk!
...wait...
...er...
Don't Dumpster Dive!
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Don't eat energy spheres larger than your head.
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Don't Fax Flippantly
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Don't game grindingly.
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Don't Harm Hellions.
http://lparchive.org/City-of-Heroes/Update%2006/39-Hellion5.jpg
oops, too late.
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Don't Inject Ice, trust me on this one.
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Don't Jinx Justice.
(https://images.weserv.nl/?url=media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com%2F236x%2F9d%2Ff5%2F04%2F9df504584452fc2075941ccc43fa7a31.jpg)
It's not a pretty sight.
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Don't kiss Komodo Dragons
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Don't lick loogies. :o :P
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Don't Monster Mash, until Halloween.
He did the mash, he did the monster mash ...
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Don't Ninja Nerf!
Or nerf ninjas, whichever...
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Don't ooze odors!
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Don't pet porcupines.
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Don't Quest Quickly... You miss all the good drops.
Also, don't Q _ Q.. It's unsightly.
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Don't slurp slugs. :P
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No, no. Bad kitty.
It goes Q-R then S, trust me, I just looked it up.
Don't Roast Repliers.
I like, "Don't Streak Sober"
Few do anyway.
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Don't tank timidly.
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Don't undulate udders!
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Don't Videotape Vermin
Who would wanna watch.
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Don't witness writhing.
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Don't X-ray Xenophobes
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Don't Yell "Yikes!"
I couldn't wait, sorry -ish.
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Don't zing zoids!
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So, Serial, you got a phrase?
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OK. How about modifying this song title by the Pipettes:
Our [love] was saved by [spacemen]
So I'll start with:
Our asp was saved by anglers.
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Our bacon was saved by Bat'Zul.
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Our bacon was saved by Bat'Zul.
Our penguin was saved by Captain America! ;D
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Our dupa was saved by Daedalus.
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Our extent was saved by Elongated Man.
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Our feet were saved by Fusionette.
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Our gouda was saved by Godzilla.
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Our heroes were saved by Heneiken
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Our injured were saved by ignorance.
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Our jubilee was saved by janissaries.
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Our kibble was saved by Klingons.
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Our love was saved by
spacemen leprechauns
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Our manners were saved by Mom.
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Our ninjas were saved by Nemesis.
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Our onions were saved by Ouroboros.
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Our procrastination was saved by patience.
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Our quota was saved by questionite :-\
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Our ranch was saved by rangers.
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Our princess was saved by Super Luigi! ;D
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OK, I guess that that was 'S', so 'T' to me.
Our tea was saved by teamwork.
(Now you do 'U'.)
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Our universe was saved by unicycles!
(You thought I was gonna say unicorns, didn't ya? Yeah, me too.)
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Our victory was saved by VEATs.
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Our witch was saved by workmen
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Our yearning was saved by yokels.
(<_<)
(>_>)
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Oh serial not you too.
I guess that means we have all skipped a letter.
We all lost at one time or another.
So, keep playing.
Our xenomorph was saved by xenophobes
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I get to go again because ... do I need a reason.
Our zoo was saved by zebras.
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New phrase based on that TV commercial.
"American Express, don't leave home without it"
[Apples] don't [apocalypse] home without it.
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[Brontosaurus]. Don't [be] home without it.
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[Brontosaurus]. Don't [be] home without it.
[City of Heroes] is [coming] back in 2015! ;)
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I think this is more of a Mad Lib thing (I just dated myself, I'm sure!) with an alphabetic twist. We're supposed to use the sentence given in the letter "A" post, like so:
<Noun>. Don't <verb> home without it.
So using your words, Jenn: "[City of Heroes]. Don't [come] home without it!"
Now for mine: [Didgeridoo]. Don't [ditch] home without it!
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Elasticity. Don't extend home without it.
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Frostfire, don't forge home without him.
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Greyhound. Don't go home without it.
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Honor. Don't hurry home without it!
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Ice, don't igloo home without it.
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I think this is more of a Mad Lib thing (I just dated myself, I'm sure!) with an alphabetic twist. We're supposed to use the sentence given in the letter "A" post, like so:
<Noun>. Don't <verb> home without it.
So using your words, Jenn: "[City of Heroes]. Don't [come] home without it!"
Now for mine: [Didgeridoo]. Don't [ditch] home without it!
Okay, thanks Fridgy Daiere! :P
Jetpack. Don't jump home without it!
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Knuckles. Don't knock-off homes without it.
- The verb makes this a tough one to play if the sentence is to remain sensible. :-\
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Lorries. Don't loot homes without them.
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Mace, don't mash home without it.
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Nukes, don't nuke home without them.
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Ogle. Don't obscure home with out it.
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The verb makes this a tough one to play if the sentence is to remain sensible. :-\
Agreed.
I find this resource (http://verbs.woxikon.com/) handy.
Pistol. Don't protect home without it.
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Questionnaire. Don't quote homes without it.
This was indeed helpful.
I find this resource (http://verbs.woxikon.com/) handy.
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Rockets, don't raze home without it.
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I thought up this one, so I just gotta do it.
Speed, don't steal home without it.
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Taxi. Don't trudge home without it.
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Upper-hand. Don't usurp home without it.
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Vortex, don't vanish home without it.
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Water. Don't wash home with out it.
;) yeah, it was the low hanging fruit.
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Xenophon, don't x-ray home without it.
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Yurt. Don't yodel home without it!
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Zen don't meditate home without it.
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OK, that counts, I suppose.
What do you think of:
We shall sell no [noun] before it's / its [noun2 or adjective]
Example; we shall sell no rocket before it's ripe.
Kick it with good ole A.
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OK, I'll start.
We shall sell no appetizer before its appropriate.
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We shall sell no bacon before it's brewed.
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We shall sell no corn before it's creamed.
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We shall sell no dirt before it's deciphered.
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We shall sell no eggplant before its evening.
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We shall sell no flounder before it's fileted.
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We shall sell no gold before it glitters.
(It's too clever not to count.)
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We shall sell no Hope before it's hypostatized.
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We shall sell no imagination before it's irrational.
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We shall sell no jury before it's justified.
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We shall sell no knish before it's kosher.
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We shall sell no liquor before it's legal.
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We shall sell no meat before it's masticated.
(yuck)
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We shall sell no noggin before it's noogied.
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I might have said, "We shall sell no noodles before it's noon.", but yours was good too.
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We shall sell no opiates before it's okayed.
:o what?
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We will sell no rustles before its jimmies.
(https://images.weserv.nl/?url=www.gifsforum.com%2Fimages%2Fimage%2FRustled%2520my%2520Jimmies%2Fgrand%2FRustled-my-Jimmies-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-1323.jpg)
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It looks like Power Gamer got to the
opiates cat nip.
We shall sell no pie before it's poisoned.
Or
We shall sell no pictures before they are painted.
Or
We shall sell no puppy before it's petted.
Or
We shall sell no pumpkin before it's pie.
Take your pick.
(Q is next)
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We shall sell no quackery until it's quaint.
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We shall sell no Riesling before it's ready.
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We will sell no souls before they are singed!
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Alright, Power Gamer is back in the game, welcome back.
We shall sell no toadstool before it's tainted.
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We shall sell no uvulopalatoplasty before its uvular deviation.
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We shall sell no viper before it's vicious.
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We will sell no walrus before its wormed.
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We shall sell no xylophone before it's x-rayed.
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We will sell no yahyeen before its yetzirah.
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We shall sell no zoo before it's zoned.
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Power Gamer, does ya got a good phrase?
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Power Gamer, does ya got a good phrase?
I used to be an investor like you, but I took a broker fee to the portfolio.
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Which words to replace?
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OK, I'll do a phrase.
[Frosted Lucky Charms] they're magically [delicious].
Apples they're magically appetizing.
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Boobs, they're magically beguiling.
;)
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Coconuts, they're magically carnivorous.
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Dingleberries, they're magically decorative.
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Elephants, they're magically enormous.
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Freedom phalanx. They're magically fabulous!
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Gentlemen, they're magically gallant.
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Heiresses they're magically hysterical.
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Iocaine powder. I'm magically immune.
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Jaguars, they're magically juicy.
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Kippahs, they're magically kodesh!
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Leprechauns, they're magically lascivious.
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Monsters, they're magically malicious!
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Natterlings, they're magically niggling!
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Orangutangs, they're magically omnivorous.
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Pies, they're magically pious.
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Quorums, they're magically quarrelsome.
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Rabbits, they're magically rabid.
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Superman, he's magically stymied!
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Tankers they're magically tough.
Well, the magic origin ones are.
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Underpants, their magically unseen!
I'm talking to you Paris Hilton!
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Villains, they're magically visible, duh, I meant invisible.
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Weebles, they magically wobble.
But they don't fall down.
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Xanthoma, they're magically zanthine.
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Yeast they're magically yucky.
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Zebras: they're magically zippy.
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OK, new slogan.
"We hold these truths to be self evident."
I'll start.
We hold these [apricots] to be [appalling].
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We hold these beetles to be bugged.
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We hold these characters to be clumsy.
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We hold these donuts to be dunked.
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We hold these eels to be electric, zzapp! Ow! Bad eel.
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We hold these fruitflies to be floppy.
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We hold these gazebos to be gallant.
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We hold these holes to be holy!
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We hold these holes to be holy!
Cute.
We hold these igloos to be icy.
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We hold these junkies to be jonesing.
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We hold this Krispey to be Kremes.
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We hold these leftovers to be lousy.
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We hold these mudflats to be moist
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Cute.
Thanks, but it wasn't original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2qvULu70dE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2qvULu70dE)
We hold these negligees to be nippy.
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We hold these ostriches to be outrageous.
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We hold these particles to be particulate.
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We hold these quarks to be queer.
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We hold these robots to be self-realizing.
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We hold these submissions to be silly.
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We hold these tyrants to be turgid.
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We hold these usurpers to be ungrateful.
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We hold these virtues to be vapor.
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We hold these widgets to be wobbly.
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We hold these Xboxes to be x86-based.
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We hold these yams to be yellow
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We hold these Zealanders to be zealous.
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OK this phrase is a little different.
Superhero Name:
Super Fire Dragon
Where the last word is an animal or type of person.
I'll start.
Super [Allegory] [Alligator].
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Super Battle Bot
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Super Crispy Chicken
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Super Drunken Doorman
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Super Ego Emanator
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Super Fantastic Fred
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Super Grody Gnu.
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Super Inky Ichthyus
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Super Jumping Jagaur.
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Super Knockback Kangaroo
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Super 'Lectric Lemur
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Super Mighty Mouse
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Super Naked Nessie. :o
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Super Obnoxious Orangutan.
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Super Powered Penguin.
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Super Quirky Quail.
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Super Raucous Raccoon.
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Super Suction Squid
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Super Tanker Trogdor.
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Super Unction Uncle
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Super Vision Vagabond
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Super Warped Willie
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Super Xenophobic Xaiver
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Super Yearning Yodler
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Super Zoomorphic Zookeeper.
(You work around animals long enough, you start to look like them.)
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Never give a [sucker] an even [break].
Never give an ape an even arena.
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Never give a banana an even bruise
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Never give a cleric an even collar.
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Never give a danish an even dollop.
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Never give elves an even envelope.
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Never give Fabio and even facial.
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Never give a ghoul an even grater.
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Never give a horse an even hoof.
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Never give an input an even integer.
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Never give a jingle and even jangle.
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Never give a kid an even kindergarten.
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Never give a lumper an even load
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Never give a means an even method.
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Never give a nerd an even notation
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Never give Ouroboros even odds.
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Never give a Pengy an even putt. ;)
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Never give a quark an even quirk
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Never give a roller coaster an even ride
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Never give a quillion and even quip
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Power_Gamer, that's one on you.
It was suppose to be 'S'.
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Sorry, a bit weary and wasn't paying attention. :roll:
Never give a super an even supper
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Never give a teetotaler an even tipple.
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Never give an unit an even uniform
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Never give a vampire an even vindaloo.
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Never give a wookie an even wimple
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Never give a xenophob an even x-ray.
Why do I always seem to get X?
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because you are Xelent at it.
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Never give a yak and even yield.
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Never give a Zoroastrian even a zygote.
Zounds Zike I'm Zaking up Zords.
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Here's an oldie, but a goodie.
Loose [lips] sink [ships].
Ok, you start.
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Loose Apes sink aircraft carriers.
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Loose bandicoots sink barges
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Loose captains sink cruisers.
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Loose dromedaries sink deserts
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Loose engines sink escorts.
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Loose Ferbies sink franchises
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Loose gremlins sink galleys.
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Loose howitzers sink houses
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Loose indicators sink interceptors.
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Loose judges sink justice.
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Loose kine sink kaomoji
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I thought this one up for K, but I didn't want to go out of turn.
Loose knowledge sinks know-it-alls.
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Loose ladies sink lads.
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Loose morals sink mariners.
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Loose nails sink navys
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Loose openings sink operas
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Loose penguins sink parcels
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Loose quarter-decks sink Q-ships.
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Loose rats sink rhomboids
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Loose sprockets sink steamers.
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Loose tumblers sink tankers.
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Loose ungulates sink unicorns.
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Loose vices sink valedictorians
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Loose wing-nuts sink whalers.
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Great. Just great. I have X again.
No, that's ok, I can handle it.
Loose xyster sink xebec.
Yup, that's makes no sense. They are real words though.
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Loose yuppies sink yonkers.
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Loose zippers sink zeppelins.
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OK, for the next one, how about based on the phrase: "[Building] a better [Tomorrow]"
I'll start with:
[Accelerating] a better [arrow].
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Boycotting a better business
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Compiling a better cyberdemon.
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Expecting a better eclat
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Flinging a better flechette.
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Dunking a better donut.
You guys skipped D. Toons!
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Garnishing a better glop
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Hiring a better henchman.
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Ignored a better idea.
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Jelly a better jam
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Kick-start a better Kawasaki.
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Laminate a better layer
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Mime a better murder.
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Nomming a better nectarine
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offer and better osculation
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Projecting a better presentation.
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Querying a better question
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Razing a better reign.
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Selling a better satellite
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Tuning a better trombone
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Upholding a better umbrella
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Violating a better verdict
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With a better wording.
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Xray a better xenarthran
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Yo, a better you!
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Zooming a better zyme.
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Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, had a very [shiny] [nose].
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, had a very apparent appendage.
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Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer had very [belligerent][buttocks].
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Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer had very callused coccyx.
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Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer had a very evil-smelling effluvient
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Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer had a very ferocious fanny.
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Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer had a very gurgling gastritis.
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Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
had a very hideous hindquarter.
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Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
had a very ingrown idioblast
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Rudolph the red nosed reindeer had a very jiggly jewel.
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Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Had a very kinetic keister.
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Rudolph the red nosed reindeer had a very lackadaisical loin.
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Rudolph the red nosed reindeer had a very magenta mustache
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Rudolph the red nosed reindeer had a very naughty nostril
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Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Had a very oblate omphalos.
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Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Had a very powerful punch
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Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Had a very quivering quadriceps.
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Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Had a very ravenous retrovirus
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Rudolph the red nosed reindeer had a very spacious seat.
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Rudolph the red nosed reindeer had a very tender temple.
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Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Had a very ululating uvula.
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Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Had a very vibrating vixen
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Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Had a very wobbly waddle.
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Rudolph the rednose reindeer,
Had a very xenophobic xiphoid process.
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Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
had a very yewen yoke.
It scans
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Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
had a very zingy zill
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Walking in a Winter Wonderland.
Walking in an Arachnos Apartment House.
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Walking in a Black-Scorpion Bachelor Pad.
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Walking in a Carnival of Shadows Carnival... of shadows...
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Walking in a Devouring Earth's Domicile.
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Walking in an escaped prisoner establishment.
Well, it fits.
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Walking in a farmer's Fir Bolg field.
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Walking in a gelatinous glob of goo.
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Walking in a Hellion's Hollow's Hideout.
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Walking in an Igneous' Igloo
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Walking in Jurassik's jungle gym.
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Walkin in a Kraken's Krazy Knickers
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Walking in the largest Longbow lair.
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Walking in a meadow moodily melancholy made mindless.
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I get it, not everybody understands.
It looks to me to be:
Walking in a [City of Heroes Villain Group's] [House]
So, Walking in a nemisis's neighborhood.
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Oh man, I wanted to do 'N'.
And who said it had to be CoH Villains anyway?
Walking in an Outcasts Orphanage.
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Walking on a Paragon Protector.
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Walking in a quiet quarter
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Walking in a Red Cap's residence.
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I get 2 turns, because I'm special.
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Walking in a Scrapyarders scaffolding
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Walking in a Tsoo tattoo warehouse.
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Walking in the UPA's underground tunnels. (ok, that's i24, but I'll allow it.)
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Walking in Vahzilok's villain lair.
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Walking in a Wentworth's weapons warehouse.
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Walking on a xanthic xylophone.
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Walking in a Zombie's Zoo.
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May old [acquaintances] be [forgot].
May old acquaintances be apathetic.
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May old bounders be backhanded.
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May old curmudgeons be cold-cocked.
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May old dodgers be decked.
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May old economists be elected.
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May old frackers get fractured.
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May old gamers be gratified.
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May old hairballs be hawked.
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May old investors be ingenious.
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May old jerks jet jumped.
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May old knowledge be knarled.
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May old landlords be lampooned
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May old memories be misfiled.
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May old optics be occluded.
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May old pee be perfumed.
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May old quips be quick.
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May old rancors be redeemed.
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May old selfies be shredded.
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May old tigers be toothless.
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May old undies be useless.
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May old Vahzilok be verminous.
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Oopsy
I skipped N
Hey, nobody called me on it, so I win!
Yay!
May old nations be neighbors.
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May old xantippes be x-rayed.
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(Since we accidentally skipped it)
May old whales be walloped.
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My old yeller be youthful.
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Drack, discussing skipping N, I skipped W.
I guess that I hate the NW or something.
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Drack, discussing skipping N, I skipped W.
I guess that I hate the NW or something.
Hahaha it's all good, we got ya covered :)
May old zebras be zapped.
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Row, row, row your boat, [gently] down the [stream].
Row, row, row your boat, angrily down the avenue.
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Row, row, row your boat, barely down the beach.
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Row, row, row your boat crudely down the channel.
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Row, row, row your boat, double down the danger!
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Row, row, row your boat eating eggs.
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Row, row, row your boat, fast down the fleuve.
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Row, row, row your boat, going down the gully.
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Row, row, row your boat hastily through the hollows.
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Row, row, row your boat, ignominiously down the isle.
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Row, row, row your boat, just down the jetty.
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Row-row, row your boat, knowingly in the kettle.
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Row, row, row your boat, last down the lane.
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Row-row, row-row-row your boat,
mightily down the mezzanine.
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Row-row, row-baby-row, that stupid boat,
nakedly down the nursey.
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Row, row, row your boat
Opulently down the opera
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Row, row, row, row, row, row your boat,
partially down the pass.
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Row, row, row your boat, quickly down the quay.
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Row, row, row your boat
Rapidly down the rill.
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Row, row-row-row, row your boat
silently down the stream.
Merrily, merrily-merrily, merrily,
life is but some steam.
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Row, row, row your boat, tracking down the tides.
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Row, row, row your boat undulating down the underpass.
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Row, row, row your boat very fast down the valley.
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Row, row, row your boat, withdraw down the west-bank.
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Row, row, row your boat xenophobically down the xenomorph.
It counts.
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Row, row, row your boat Zealously down the Zanzibar coast.
Whoa, does this mean I get to pick the next round??
If you're [happy] and you know it clap your [hands]
If you're apathetic and you know it clap your abs.
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Are we clapping ?
Ok... If you're boring and you know it, clap your boobs.
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If you're chinless and you know it, clap your cheeks.
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Hold on one flipping minute here.
Why did you yank 'Y'?
Why, we didn't yield to 'Y'.
Why, we should have 'Y'.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
I'll fix it.
Row, row, row-row-row your boat yearningly down the year.
There, now go about your clapping business.
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So is the phrase valid?
I'm thinking that it isn't.
You can't skip a letter, grab Z and start a new phrase.
On the other, who hasn't accidentally skipped a letter.
I'm thinking do over, but what do you think?
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Ok, clapping it is then.
If you're drunk and you know it clap your DWI's.
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If you're early and you know it clap your earrings.
Well, it's better than being late.
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Ok, new phrase.
This clapping thing just isn't working.
[Today] will live in [imfamy].
Apes will live in (the) Alps
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Baboones will live in bigotry
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Chimps will live in Chesapeake.
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A dog that will live in Dogpatch.
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Emus will live in etchings.
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Frankfurers will live in France.
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Geese will live in galoshes.
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From now on, Hamidon will live in the Hive.
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Ideas will live in ignorance.
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Jinn will live in jars.
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Koalas will live in Kenya?
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Lemmings will live in lust.
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Malta Group will live on Mercy Island.
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None will live in notoriety.
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Octopuses will live in orifices.
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Porcupines will live in perpetuity
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Quail will live in Qatar.
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The Regulators will live in retirement.
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Sophists will live in sophistry.
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Termites will live in tambourines.
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Unicorns will live in unicity.
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Vikings will live in Valhalla.
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Whats-his-names will live in whatchamacalits
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Xenomorphs will live in Xena.
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You will live in Yucatan.
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Zebras will live in zoos.
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The new phrase:
I know verbs can be difficult, but they can be funny as well.
Proof of developer [viability] has been [submitted to] NCSoft.
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Proof of developer allergies has been air-mailed to NCSoft.
(They sneezed on them.)
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Proof of developer beauty has been broadcast to NCSoft.
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Proof of developer coolness has been communicated to NCSoft.
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proof of developer diligence has been drummed into NCSoft.
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Proof of developer etiquette has been emailed to NCSoft.
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Proof of developer frustration has been FAXed to NCSoft.
(com'on people, this is an easy one.)
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Proof of developer giddiness have been given to NCSoft.
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Proof of developer heartache have been heralded to NCSOFT.
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Proof of developer illegitimacy has been inseminated to NCSoft.
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Proof of developer jamming have been justified to NCSoft.
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Proof the developers have been kidnapped has been known by NCSoft.
(Yeah, you can bend the rules.)
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Proof of developer lackeys have been linked to NCSoft.
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Proof of developer magnificence has been mailed to NCSoft.
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Proof of developer notoriety have been noted to NCSoft.
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Proof of developer obliquity has been orated to NCSoft.
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Proof of developer quality has been questioned by NCSoft.
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Proof of developer productivity has been placated by NCSoft
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Proof of developer relocations have been rationalized by NCSoft.
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Proof of developer sanity has been solicited to NCSoft.
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Proof of developer tyranny has been telecommuted to NCSoft.
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Proof of developer ubiquity has been unmentioned to NCSoft.
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Proof of developer wooing have been wanted by NC SOFT.
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Proof of developer viability has been verified by NCSoft.
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This alphabet stuff is hard.
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Truly. >:(
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Proof of developer xyst have been x-rayed by NCSoft.
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Proof of developer yankeeism has been yelled to NCSoft.
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Proof of developer zealousness has been zapped to NCSoft.
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That was fun.
Let's see new phrase.
My [fire] power has been nerfed to the point that it's [ridiculous].
No verbs, this time.
My Archary power has been nerfed to the point that it's archaic.
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My bludgeoning power has been nerfed to the point that it's brittle.
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My cold power has been nerfed to the point that it's comfy.
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My damage-dealing power has been nerfed to the point that it's dumbfounding.
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My enrage power has been nerfed to the point that it's endearing.
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My fizzy power has been nerfed to the point that it's flat.
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My gutsy power has been nerfed to the point that it's gassy.
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My hasten power has been nerfed to the point that it hesitates.
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My ice power has been nerfed to the point that it's incandescent.
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My jump power (super jump) has been nerfed to the point that it makes me look jaundice.
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My Kinetics power has been nerfed to the point it's kid stuff.
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My laser beam eyes power has been nerfed to the point that it's ludicrous.
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My magma power has been nerfed to the point that it's mushy.
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My nerfing power had been nerfed to the point that it's nerfy.
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My over power has been nerfed to the point that it's ordinary.
edit: we skipped P
My pluck power has been nerfed to the point that it's pusillanimous.
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My quintessential power has been nerfed to the point that it's quirky.
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My radiation power has been nerfed to the point that it's rotten.
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My smashing power has been nerfed to the point that it's smitten.
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My taunt power has been nerfed to the point that it tanked.
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My undulating power has been nerfed to the point that it's ulcered.
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My vivisecting power has been nerfed to the point that it's vindicated.
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My wicked awesome power has been nerfed to the point that it's weaksauce.
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My x-ray power has been nerfed to the point that it's xenophobic.
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My yokel-summoning power was nerfed to the point that it's Yamcha.
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My Zap power has benn nerfed to the point that it zigzags.
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Ok, new phrase.
It should be Valentine Day-ish.
Something sappy that we can destroy.
How do I love [you]; let me count the [ways].
This should be fun, I'll start.
How do I love apples; let me count the aphids.
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How do I love bouncing; let me count the boings.
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How do I love crackers; let me count the crunches.
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How I do love donuts; let me count the dunks.
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How do I love eunuchs; let me count the exquisiteness.
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How do I love frenching, let me count the fillings.
Now that's romantic.
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How do I love gems; let me count the glitter.
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How do I love the Highway; let me count Hellions.
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How do I love ignorance; let me count the idiots.
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How do I love justice, let me count the jails.
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How do I love kangaroos, let me count the kicks.
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How do I love lechers, let me count the leers.
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How do I love motoring, let me count the mechanics.
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How do I love narcolepsy, let me count the naps.
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How do I love obstructionists, let me count the opinions.
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How do I love pie, let me count the pieces.
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How do I love Quincy, ME; let me count the quacks.
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How do I love rafting, let me count the rapids and the rocks!
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How do I love singing, let me count the songs.
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How do I love tango, let me count the tulips
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How do I love unicorns, they're so fluffy!!!
I mean
How do I love military units, let me count the uniforms.
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How do I love Vahzilok; let me count the victims.
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How do I love Windows(c), let me count the warnings.
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How I do love Xavier, let me count the X-Men
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How do I love you, let me count the yucks.
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How do I love zoos, let me count the zebras.
This is fun! What next?
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Well now, we choose a different phrase and do it all over again.
Usually whoever does 'Z' gets to pick, but I'm willing to bend the rules.
Don't put the [cart] before the [horse].
Try to make the second noun an animal or type of person, I'll start ...
Don't put the apricot before the ape
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(Oh, sorry, I did not remember that bit)
Don't put the baboons before the bonobos.
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Don't put the cheers before the champs.
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Don't put the dynomite before the dinosauers.
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Don't put your emeralds before your enemies.
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Don't put frogs before the French.
(Frogs Legs are hopping good.)
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Don't put the gander before the goose
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Don't put the hydrogen before the Hindenburgist.
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Don't put the idea before the idiot
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Don't put the jewels before the jaunter.
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Don't put kindling before your kin.
No matter how much you may want to.
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Don't put the line-drive before the left-fielder.
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Don't put the manager before the maintenance.
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Don't put the Noob before the Nutwing.
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Don't put the Obliterator before the Overlord
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Don't put the panic-monger before the press.
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Don't put the question before the Queen.
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Don't put the Ritilin before the rascal.
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Don'the put the sexy before the seniors.
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Don't put the tent before the tornado!
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Don't put the Ubik before the undead.
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Don't put the victory before the vengeance
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Don't put the wanderers before the Warriors.
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Don't put the xenomorph before the xenophobes.
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Don't put the yak before the yoke.
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Don't put the Zamboni before the Zoidberg
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We're waiting.
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LOL, I'll give it another shot.
How about...
A [bird] on the hand is worth 2 in the [bush]
The first should be a living creature, but the second can be anything - flora, a land formation, a building, a vehicle - whatever sounds funniest I guess.
A Aardvark in the hand is worth 2 in the Astrodome.
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A boobie (https://www.google.com/search?q=boobie+bird&rlz=1C1GPCK_enUS424US424&espv=2&biw=1032&bih=1047&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=po37VLbUIo3dggSMrICQBA&ved=0CB0QsAQ) in hand is worth 2 on the beach.
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A Carnie in the hand is worth two in the cave.
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A Doberman on the hand is worth two on the derriere.
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An elephant in the hand is worth two in the egg cup.
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A fish in hand is worth two in the fertilizer.
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A gorilla in the hand is worth two in the gazebo.
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A heifer in hand is worth two on the highway.
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An iguana in the hand is worth two in the intimates.
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A jaguar in the hand is worth two in the jelly.
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A kitten in hand is worth two in the knickers.
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I had two kittens in the knickers once, had to go to the doctor's to get a shot.
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A liger in the hand is worth two in the line.
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A mouse in the hand is worth two in the chocolate moose.
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A narwhal in hand is worth two in Norway.
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An ostrich in the hand is worth two in the office.
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A pelican in the hand is worth two in the penthouse.
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A qusar in the hand in worth two in the queue.
(where does it say that it has to make sense?)
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A rat in the hand beats two in the refectory.
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A stool in the hand beats two in the sewer.
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I toad in the hand is worth two in the toad-ster.
(I hate puns, they hurt.)
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A unicorn in the hand is worth two in the urn.
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A virus in hand is worth two in the veins.
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A worm in the hand is worth two in the wrist.
(if somebody has a good phrase, speak up, otherwise I'm taking Z)
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An Xenophon in the hand is worth two in the x-ray.
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A yak in the hand is worth two in the Yucca Tan.
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A zebra in the hand is worth two in the zoo.
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Here's the deal, not every phrase works. Verbs are too difficult to make make sense. However, two nouns are just boring.
You need a noun and an adjective. " ... by the [noun] with [adverb]." Adjective, adverb one of those two.
Ok, for you Guns'n'Roses fans:
Welcome to the [jungle], [sweet] child of mine.
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Welcome to the after-party, anxious child of mine.
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Welcome to the brawl, bludgeoning child of mine.
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Welcome to the creche, creepy child of mine.
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Welcome to the dungeon, doomed child of mine.
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Welcome to the dungeon, doomed child of mine.
That's good.
Welcome to the emergency room, ephemeral child of mine.
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Welcome to the farm, flower child of mine.
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Welcome to the goat herd, grazing child of mine.
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Welcome to the highway, hog-riding child of mine.
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Welcome to the igloo, ice-covered child of mine.
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Welcome to Jupiter, jovial child of mine.
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Welcome to King's Row, Knockback child of mine
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Welcome to the Lagrange Point, lunarian child of mine.
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Welocome to the military, marching child of mine.
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Welcome to Neverland, NEET (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NEET) child of mine.
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Welcome to the orphage, outcast child of mine.
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Welcome to the pulpit, preachy child of mine.
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Welcome to the quasar, quantum child of mine
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Welcome to the race, running child of mine.
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Welcome to the sty, stylish child of mine.
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Welcome to the top, towering child of mine.
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Welcome to the universe, unconventional child of mine.
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Welcome to the vertical, variable child of mine.
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Welcome to the water-bed, weary child of mine.
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Welcome to the Xanadu, xenographer child of mine
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Welocome to Yosemite, Yukon child of mine.
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Welcome to the zoo, zebra child of mine.
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Ok, that was fun and not too difficult, but not really funny.
How about something a bit different?
Frosted Lucky Charms, they're [magically] delicious.
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Frosted Lucky Charms, they're appallingly delicious.
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Frosted Lucky Charms, they're barely delicious.
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Frosted Lucky Charms, they're convincingly delicious.
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Frosted Lucky Charms, they're damned delicious.
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Frosted Lucky Charms, They're effectively delicious.
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Frosted Lucky Charms, They're
fu frolicking freakishly delicious.
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Frosted Lucky Charms, they're getting delicious.
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Frosted Lucky Charms, they're humiliatingly delicious.
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Frosted Lucky Charms, they're indubitably delicious.
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Frosted Lucky Charms, they're just delicious.
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Frosted Lucky Charms, they're kind of delicious.
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Frosted Lucky Charms, they're legally delicious (so you can't sue them).
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Frosted Lucky Charms, they're morbidly delicious.
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As a counter to "j":
Frosted Lucky Charms, they're not delicious.
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Frosted Lucky Charms, they're occasionally delicious.
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Frosted Lucky Charms, they're, pretty delicious.
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Frosted Lucky Charms, they're, qualitatively delicious.
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Ahhh, man I wanted to do 'P'.
Frosted Lucky Charms, they're practically delicious.
Let's see 'R'.
Frosted Lucky Charms, they're ridiculously delicious.
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And I wanted to do Q :'( (...quite delicious), but I came up with the idea for P and I forgot about Q. :P
Frosted Lucky Charms, they're so delicious.
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Frosted Lucky Charms, they're tasting delicious.
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Frosted Lucky Charms, they're ubiquitously delicious.
(and I wanted to do 'T', "Technically Delicious")
On with the game!
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Frosted Lucky Charms, they're very delicious.
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Frosted Lucky Charms, they're weakly delicious.
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Why do I always get stuck doing the "X" ones? Ugh
Frosted Lucky Charms, they're Xmas-ly delicious.
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Frosted Lucky Charms, they're yack-inducingly delicious.
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Why do I always get stuck doing the "X" ones? Ugh
Frosted Lucky Charms, they're Xmas-ly delicious.
Better you than me.
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Frosted Lucky Charms, they're zoologically delicious.
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Magnivox, the [quality] goes in before the name goes [on].
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Magnivox, the applesauce goes in before the name goes astray.
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Magnavox, the booze goes in before the name goes berserk.
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Magnavox, the corpse goes in before the name goes cannibalistic.
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Magnavox, the disbelief goes in before the name goes dynastic.
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Magnavox, the eggrolls go in, before the name goes East.
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Magnavox, the fetishers go in before the name goes forlorn.
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Magnavox, the gerbils go in before the name get going.
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Magnavox, the homonyms go in before the name goes here.
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Magnavox, the ice goes in before the name goes Icelandic.
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Magnavox, the Jalopy goes in before the name goes Jittery.
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Magnavox, the knobs go in before the name goes kenetic.
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Magnavox, the light sabers go in before the name goes ludicrous speed
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Magnavox, the magnatron goes in before the name goes microwave.
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Magnavox, the neutron goes in before the name goes nuclear.
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Magnavox, the optics go in before the name goes observatory.
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Magnavox, the phobia goes in before the name goes psychotic.
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Magnavox, the quorum goes in before the name goes quizzical.
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Magnavox, the ruffians go in before the name goes rowdy.
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Magnavox, the static goes in before the name goes serviceable.
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Magnavox, the tacos go in before the name goes tequila.
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Magnavox, the usurper, go in before the name goes up.
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Magnavox, the violence goes in, before the name goes viral.
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Magnavox, the winchesters go in before the name goes west.
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Magnavox, the x-rays go out, before the name goes xenon.
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Magnavox, the youtubes go in before the name goes yelp.
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Magnavox, the zephyrs go in before the name goes zooming.
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For the next one, how about: [Walk] like an [Eqyptian]
Amble like an archosaur.
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Bustle like a Bantha
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Comport like a Cimeroran
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Dawdle like a dandy.
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Enter like an Escalade
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Frolic like a freighter.
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Gallop like a goddess.
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Hitch-Hike like an Heiress.
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Interpolate like an Indian.
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Jiggy w' it like a jelloist.
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Kick like a kangaroo
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Leap like a lemming.
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Meander like a mammoth.
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Nudge like a naughty neighbor
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Finally! :P I couldn't think of anything good for "n".
Orbit like an oarsman.
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Finally! :P I couldn't think of anything good for "n".
Orbit like an oarsman.
Sooooo, I win!
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Poke-along like a policeman.
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Quake like a Quetzalcoatl.
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Race like a rocketeer.
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Slalom like a Salamander
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Trample like a turkey.
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Undulate like an unbeliever.
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Vacillate like a Varangian.
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Walk like a warrior.
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X-radiate like a Xoloitzcuintle.
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Yodle like a yatz.
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Zigzag like a zebra
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This will be a made up slogan, but it might work.
My brother put [a noun] in my pants and now it's all [adjective]!
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My brother put an apricot in my pants and now it's all appreciated.
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My brother put a bumblebee in my pants and now it's all barnstorming.
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My brother put a coffee cake in my pants and now it's all coagulating.
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My brother put a dog in my pants and now it's all drooling.
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My brother put an eel in my pants, and now it's all egg-laying.
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My brother put a frog in my pants, and now it's farting.
Really.
It's the frog.
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My brother dressed a golem in my pants and now it's all goalkeeping.
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My brother put a hanger in my pants and now it's all humdrum!
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My brother put an isosceles in my pants and now it's all integers
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My brother put a juggler in my pants, and now it's all jigglily.
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My brother put a Kraken in my pants, and now it's all Knockback.
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My brother put a lady in my pants, and now it's all lacy.
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My brother put a mouse in my pants, and now it's all messed-up.
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My brother put a obelisk in my pants, and now it's all obscene.
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Maybe you wanna do N first.
My brother put a obelisk in my pants, and now it's all obscene.
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My brother put a nappy in my pants, now it's all nice.
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Maybe you wanna do N first.
Doh!
My brother put a plot device in my pants, now it's all protagonist.
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My brother put a Quacker in my pants, and now it's all quibbling.
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My brother put a rocket in my pants and now it's all roasted.
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My brother put a snake in my pants, and now it's all stiff.
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My brother put a turtle in my pants, and now it's all terrified.
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My brother put an unicorn in my pants, and now it's all up.
(No, that's an unicorn's horn. No, really.)
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My brother put a Vicks(R) in my pants and now it's all vaporous.
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My brother put water in my pants, and now it's all wet.
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I have a good phrase in mind, so let me take Z.
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My brother put XML in my pants and now it's all X-TREME!
(I've got nothing. :P )
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My brother put yogurt in my pants and now it's all yummy!
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My brother put a zipper in my pants, and now it's all zippy!
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Ok, for you Dirty Harry fans:
Do ya feel [lucky] punk? Make my [day].
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Do ya feel angry punk? Make my apologies.
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Do ya feel boastful, punk? Make my butter.
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Do ya feel cheesy punk, make my cheddar.
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Do ya feel daft punk? Make my drums.
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Do ya feel engendered punk, Make my earrings.
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Do ya feel forgetful punk; make my fruitloops.
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Do ya feel giddy punk? Make my guesstimate.
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Do ya feel humid punk? Make my humidor.
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Do ya feel interested punk? Make my itinerary.
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Do ya feel jealous punk? Make my jewelry.
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Do ya feel knowledgeable punk? Make my knot.
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Do ya feel lucky punk? Make my lunch.
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Do ya feel mean punk? Make my midpoint.
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Do ya feel naughty punk? Make my nappy.
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Do ya feel obligated, punk? Make my origin story.
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Do ya feel perforated punk? Make my particulates.
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Do ya feel ribald punk? Make my riddle.
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Do ya feel stoked punk? Make my s'mores.
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Do ya feel tall punk? Make my tophat.
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Do ya feel underpaid punk? Make my uranium.
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Do ya feel viral punk? Make my vaccine.
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Do ya feel wild punk? Make my waffles.
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Do ya feel X-rated punk? Make my Xena.
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Do ya feel young punk? Make my yearnings.
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Ok, ok, do ya feel zealous punk? Make my zoo.
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If you [care] you'll bother, don't have [one] without [the other].
That's three blanks to fill in, you can do it.
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If you aprenciate you'll bother, don't have apes without apples.
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If you bark you'll bother, don't have beagles without bulldogs.
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Com'on people, it's easy.
If you cheddar you'll bother, don't have colby without crackers.
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If you drive you'll bother, don't have demolitions without downshifts.
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If you empathize, you'll bother; don't have ego without exasperation.
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If you feed you'll bother, don't have flapjacks without frosting.
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If you gargle you'll bother, don't have gums without gingivitisis
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If you heckle you'll bother, don't have hollering without homage.
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If you imbibe, you'll bother; don't have insolence without inebriants.
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If you jet you'll bother, don't have jello without the Jesuits.
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If you kiss you'll bother, don't have kuddies without kuddy-shots.
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If you lust you'll bother, don't have lube without lumber
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If you must, you'll bother; don't have mead without mash.
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If you note you'll bother, don't have notepads without notority.
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If you omit, you'll bother; don't have obfuscation without opaqueness.
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If you paint, you'll bother; don't have pedals without pastals.
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If you quote, you'll bother; don't have quiet without quitters.
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If you roast, you'll bother; don't have rabbit without radishs.
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If you [sleep] you'll bother, don't have [snoring] without [snottynose].
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If you team, you'll bother; don't have taskforces without tanks.
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If you undress, you'll bother; don't have unitards without undies.
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If you vitalize, you'll bother; don't have vim without vigor.
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If you wet your whistle, you'll bother; don't have water without the whiskey.
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If you x-ray, you'll bother; don't have xenomorphes without xenophobes.
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If you yawn, you'll bother; don't yell without yelping.
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If you zoo you'll bother; don't zip without zigzagging.
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Currently I do not have a phrase in mind.
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Currently I do not have an accommodation in Attica.
:P
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Currently I do not have a boner in bed. :roll:
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Currently I do not have a cohort in cahoots.
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Currently, I do not have a debtor in detention.
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Currently I do not have an Exemplar in Exalted.
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LOL.
That wasn't the phrase, lol.
But it works.
Currently I don't have a frog in Franch.
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Currently, I don't have a guilder in government.
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Currently, I don't have a house in Houston.
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Currently, I don't have ink in industerial iron.
(I don't know what it means either.)
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Currently, I don't have a jury in Jersey
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Currently, I don't have kangaroos in Kansas.
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Currently, I don't have a loser in lock-up.
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Currently, I don't have a motor in my Mustang.
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Currently, I don't have a need in my neurosis.
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Currently, I don't have an opiate in my olfactory.
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I don't have a pony in paddock.
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Currently, I don't have an Quiche in my Quicksand.
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Currently, I don't have a raconteur in reach.
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Currently, I don't have a sidekick in Steel.
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Currently, I don't have a tongue in tooshie.
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Currently, I don't have an uncle in Uruguay
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Currently, I don't have a Valkyrie in Valhalla.
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Currently, I don't have a wookie in my wardrobe.
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Currently, I don't have a Xerxes in Xanadu.
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Currently, I don't have you in my yard.
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Currently, I don't have a zebra in the zoo.
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I know, I went out-of-turn, but I think I have a cool phrase.
Void where prohibted, use only as directed and as always keep out of reach of children.
Void where [approved], use only as [applied] and as always, keep out of reach of [aligators].
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Void where bountiful, use only as broadcast and as always keep out of reach of bullfrogs.
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Void where claustrophobic, use only as condiment and as always keep out of reach of cyclops.
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Void where desirable, use only as detritus and as always keep out of reach of danger.
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Void where emotional, use only as educational and as always, keep out of reach of evil.
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Void where frumpy, use only as fluff and as always keep out of reach of fringes.
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Void where Gollum is, Use only as a Golden Ring, and as always, keep out of reach of Gollum.
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Void where healthy, use only as hand-warmers and as always keep out of reach of hobos.
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Void where injured, use only as ice, and as always, keep out of reach of ignorance.
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Void where justifiable, use only as Jello, and, as always, keep out of reach of Jump Kicks.
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Void where kited, use only as knickers, and as always, keep out of the way of knives.
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Void where licked, use only as liquidizer and as always keep out of reach of leeches.
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Void where menanced, Use only as meat sheild, and as always, keep out of reach of the Malta Group.
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Void where nude, use only as needed, and as always, keep out of the reach of nuns.
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Void where outlawed, use only as ordered, and, as always, keep out of reach of Officer Flint.
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Void where pustulant, use only as pinched, as always, keep out of reach of pimps.
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Void where quixotic, use only as quip, and as always, keep out of the reach of quizzers.
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Void where regulated, use only as required, and, as always, keep out of reach of rattlesnakes.
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Void where sanctioned, Use only as sanctioned, and as always, keep out of reach of sanctions.
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I call foul! >:(
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I call foul! >:(
What, why?
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What, why?
@Paragon Avenger has been silenced in chat channel Forum Games
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What, why?
Void where sanctioned, Use only as sanctioned, and as always, keep out of reach of sanctions.
C'mon, you can do better.
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C'mon, you can do better.
Ok, but I kind of liked using the same word differently.
Void where sanctioned, use only with scotch, and as alway keep out of reach of suitors.
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@Paragon Avenger has been silenced in chat channel Forum Games
Have I been ... sanctioned?
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Ok, but I kind of liked using the same word differently.
Void where sanctioned, use only with scotch, and as alway keep out of reach of suitors.
How about:
Void where sensitive, use only as sedative, and as always, keep out of reach of small siblings.
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Void where traceable, use only as trained, and, as always, keep out of reach of termites.
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Void where uttered, use only as ultimatum, and as always, keep out of reach of umpires.
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Void where volatile, use only as vitamins, and as always, keep out of reach of vermin.
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Void where wore, use only as war, and as always, keep out of reach of wordsmiths.
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Void where x-rayed, use only as xenophobic, and as always, keep out of reach of xenomorphes.
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Void where yodeled, use only as yogurt, and as always, keep out of reach of yuppies.
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Void where not zoned, use only at zoos, and as always, keep out of reach of zealots.
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How 'bout a song?
Oops, it should be ...
She "freaking" hates me, la la la la.
She (apparently) hates (applesauce), la la la la.
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She basically hates bananas, la la la la.
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She cowardly hates conquistadors.
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She deviously hates deviations.
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She elaborately hates elasmotheria.
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She friggin' hates flip-flops
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She gregariously hates Grigori.
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She hopefully hates haggis, la la la la.
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She ironically hates irony.
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She just hates jeans, la la la la.
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She kind of hates knitting, la la la la.
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>:( Argh! I just spent a load of time trying to look up a "k" adverb!
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She least hates laggards.
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She maybe hates Mardi Gras.
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>:( Argh! I just spent a load of time trying to look up a "k" adverb!
Sorry Serial.
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She neurotically hates Nebraska, la la la la.
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She obviously hates octagons.
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She plainly hates pebbles.
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She quietly hates quarreling, la la la la.
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She really hates Rularuu
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She secretly hates spanx, la la la la.
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She totally hates tacos, la la la la.
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She usually hates Unix, la la la la.
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She vaingloriously hates vamps.
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She wrongfully hates watching westerns, la la la la.
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She xenophobically hates xylophones, la la la la. ;D
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Glad to see somebody besides me took 'X'.
She youngfully hates yellow, la la la la.
(whoever does 'Z' has to create a new phrase, or say 'pass'.)
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She zealously hates zebras, la la la la. :roll:
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How about a movie quote?
"Frankly, my $concrete_noun, I don't give a[n] $abstract_noun."
So, here's mine:
Frankly, my Actress, I don't give an Albatross. :)
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Frankly, my Betty, I don't give a bounce.
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Frankly, my contractor, I don't give a chuckle.
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Frankly my dingo, I don't give a didgeridoo.
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Frankly my ego, I don't give an endorsement.
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Frankly, my gosh, I don't give a gift.
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She zealously hates zebras, la la la la. :roll:
Thanks to all who helped, I'm sure that "Puddle of Mud" is grateful.
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Frankly my honey-muffin, I don't give a hump.
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Frankly, my intrusion, I don't give an indulgence.
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Frankly my Janitor, I don't give a juice.
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Frankly my king, I don't give a knicker.
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Frankly my linguine, I don't give a leotard.
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Frankly my mistress, I don't give a mink.
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Frankly my nemesis, I don't give a name.
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Frankly my obstetrician, I don't give an orangutang.
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Frankly, my Dear, I don't give a deer.
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Frankly, my Dear, I don't give a deer.
I see your new here, so welcome to the forums! Just to let you and maybe others who also didn't know, the game is kinda like a mad lib but each post goes in alphabetical order.
Frankly my (m)istress, I don't give a (m)ink.
Frankly my (n)emesis, I don't give a (n)ame.
Frankly my (o)bstetrician, I don't give an (o)rangutang.
So the next words should both start with (P)].
Now that you know, welcome to the game! Take another crack at it.
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Frankly my obstetrician, I don't give an orangutang.
I usually don't comment on other people's post, but that sounds funny.
OB/GYN: Mrs. Smith, you are pregent with an orangutang.
Mrs. Smith: Frankly my dear obstetrician, I don't give an orangutang.
It struck me as funny.
Also that Mistress one, that was funny too.
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Frankly my peabrain, I don't give a poot!
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Frankly my queen, I don't give a quantum.
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Frankly, my reality, I don't give a reason.
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Frankly my stockbroker, I don't give a share.
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Frankly my turkey, I don't give a tryptophan.
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Franky my usher, I don't gaive a usurper.
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Frankly my vixen, I don't give a vitamin.
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Frankly my wicked witch, I don't give a wretched wit.
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Frankly my zombie, I don't give a zit
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Frankly my zombie, I don't give a zit
Zombie doesn't start with an X.
Lose a trun.
Next.
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Frankly, my Xanadu, I don't give a xenodiagnosis.
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Franky my yetta, I don't give a yellow yarn.
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Healix: Frankly my zombie, I don't give a zit
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New phrase:
[My | The] [adjective] [noun] threw me out.
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I'll strat.
The Angry Ape threw me out.
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The befuddled buffoon threw me out.
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The Chief Cryotank threw me out.
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The downed domain threw me out!
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The energetic ennui threw me out.
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The frumious felon threw me out.
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My gorgeous girlfriend threw me out!
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My gorgeous girlfriend threw me out!
My hideous heffer threw me out!
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My gorgeous girlfriend threw me out!
My indifferent inamorata threw me out!
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The jealous junior threw me out.
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The knocked-up Kardashian threw me out.
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The lascivious lunkhead threw me out.
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The Manhattan madhatter threw me out.
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The nameless nutter threw me out.
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My outraged octopus threw me out.
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The Planetary Potentate threw me out.
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My Quarrelsome Quaker threw me out.
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The rambunctious rhododendron me out.
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The slick salesman threw ME out.
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The tacit tactician implied I should leave before he threw me out.
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The underwearers' union number 456 threw me out.
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The vague vegan me out
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The wantom warrior threw me out.
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The X-rated xenophile threw me out.
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My younger yearling threw me out.
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The zany zergling threw me out!
Okies, howz about:
Here comes the [rain] again, falling on my head like a [tragedy]...
Here comes the anchovy again, falling on my head like an argyle sock.
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Here comes the blizzard again, falling on my head like a bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich.
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Two nouns, easy.
Here comes the cat again, falling on my head like a catus.
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Here come the droppings again, falling on my head like a dinosaur.
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Here comes the eggs again, falling on my head like elephants.
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Here comes the fluff again, falling on my head like a fuzzmobile.
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Here comes the gloom again, falling on my head like a garbage truck.
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Here comes the hail again, falling on my head like a hovercraft.
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Here come ignorance falling on my head like ice cubes.
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Here comes justice again, falling on my head like a jackalope.
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Here comes knowledge again, falling on my head like a knuckles.
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Here comes the landlord again, falling on my head like a lumpy landfill.
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Here comes the mints again, falling on my head like milk.
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Here comes the news again, falling on my head like a nosferatu.
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Here comes the opinions again, falling on my head like oak.
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Here comes Pluto again, falling on my head like a planet.
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Here comes Quasimodo again, falling on my head like a quarterback.
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Here comes the rain again, falling on my head like rice.
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Here comes the squishies again, falling on my head like stones.
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Here comes the tallow again, falling on my head like a two-by-four.
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Here comes the umbrella again, falling on my head like uranium.
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Here comes the violence again, falling on my head like villains.
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Here comes the wind again, falling on my head like a Wendigo.
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Here comes the xenomorphes again, falling on my head like x-rays.
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Here comes the yams again, falling on my head like yo-yo's.
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Here comes the zebras again, falling on my head like Zealots.
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How many [nouns] does it take to [verb] a lightbulb?
(optional, you can answer the question.)
Yes, it's a verb, but you need a challenge.
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How many absent-minded people does it take to answer a lightbulb?
(One, only once, especially if it has been on for a while.)
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How many ballerinas does it take to bring a lightbulb?
At least 8, if you want it done gracefully.
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How many construction workers does it take to change a lightbulb?
(One, but we'll have to change the estimate.)
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How many derelicts does it take to damage a light bulb?
40. 39 to scream at it and 1 to try to pet it with a pop-tart.
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How many Eskimos does it take to eat a lightbulb?
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How many Franciscans does it take to fry a light bulb?
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How many grandpas does it take to google a light bulb?
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How many Hercules's does it take to hurl a lightbulb?
(One, yup, I'd say one.)
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How many invertebrates does it take to invent a lightbulb?
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How many jackalopes does it take to jackalight bulb?
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How many Krackens does it take to KO a lightbulb?
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How many landladies does it take to let a lightbulb?
(...and it's only a 40-watt.)
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How many mutants does it take to morph a light bulb?
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How many nuisances does it take to niggle a light bulb?
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How many opals does it take to outshine a light bulb?
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How many quails does it take to question a light bulb?
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How many rectangles does it take to render a light bulb?
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How many scripters does it take to serialize a light bulb?
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How many Tankers does it take to Taunt a light bulb?
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How many UX Weenies does it take to unscrew a light bulb?
Seven.
1. I don't see a use case for unscrewed light bulbs
2. I welded it in place, go me
3. This is the newbie-friendly version with no serviceable parts
4. People don't unscrew light bulbs all that often, so it should be made difficult as possible
5. How many people use light bulbs other than in the fixture anyway?
6. Retard, just use the switch like normal people
7. Call an electrician
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How many veterinarians doe s it take to vaccinate a light bulb?
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How many worms does it take to work a light bulb?
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How many Xenobytes does it take to change a Xenon bulb?
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How many yams does it take to yank a light bulb?
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How many zits does it take to zap a light bulb?
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Ha ha, Flo.
It's your turn to come up with a phrase.
And make it a good one.
One noun and one adjective or adverb.
And don't make it too long.
And don't make it real short either.
And make it so that we can have fun with it.
And don't take too long to post the new phrase.
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Or just say, "Pass".
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How about this one...'Like a good neighbor, StateFarm is there' (I'll start)
Like a good armchair, a$$es are there
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Like a good booty, boys are there.
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Like a good carnivore, Compsognathus is there.
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Like a good doctor, Dockers is there.
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Like a good evil, elsewhere is there.
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Like a good fad, a fashionista is there.
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Like a good guy, Geezer is there.
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Like a good howitzer, helicopter is there.
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Like a good ice cube, ice pick is there.
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Aw maaaaan, I go offline for a couple of days and miss out on a new game :o
That'll learn me!
Like a good jalopy, jeep is there.
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Like a good Klingon, Kor is there.
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Like a good light, laser is there.
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Like a good moron, Mongo is there.
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Like a good neural network, Nemesis is there.
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Like a good Osterich, Oscar is there.
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Like a good planet, Pluto is there.
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Like a good Quasar, Quisp is there.
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Like a good reason, rhetoric is there.
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Like a good sandwich, salami is there.
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Like a good tale, tattler is there.
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Like a good unknown, Ubelmann is there.
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Like a good vamp, Vannessa is there.
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I have a phrase in mind, so I want to do Z, unless nobody objects.
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Like a good workman, Walter is there.
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Like a good xenophobe, Xavier is there.
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Like a good Youth, Yevette is there.
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Like a good zoo-keeper, Zeke is there.
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Nobody likes W-X-Y-Z anyway.
(yes, I cheated, sorwy.)
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Ok, I think this might be more fun, but who knows.
[Airline <or> United], come fly the [adjective] [noun].
If you want, the airline can match, or just use United---whatever.
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American Airlines, come fly the angry Alps.
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Botswana Airlines, come fly the boffing bovines
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Continental, come fly the cushy cruisers.
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Delta, come fly the dubious disasters
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Eastern, come fly the easy equator
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FedEx, come fly to the far end of Faultline.
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United, come fly the goovy golf-cart.
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United, come fly the hopeless helicopter.
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Icelandair, come fly the intelligent internet
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JetBlue, come fly the jet-setting jitney.
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United, come fly the killer kites.
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Lufthansa, come fly the leaping lizards.
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Malaysian Airlines, come fly the missing mover.
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National Airways, come fly the nutty North.
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Oranbega Airways, come fly the ominous overlords
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PanAm, come fly the prim planes.
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Qantas, come fly the qantum Qadrail (http://www.amazon.com/Night-Train-Rigel-Quadrail-Book-ebook/dp/B00Z8POQDO/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8)
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Royal Airlines, come fly the rickity roller-coaster-car.
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Singapore Airlines, come fly the sumptuous steamer.
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TWA, come fly the turbulent train.
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United, come fly ... um ... us?
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Virgin America, come fly the virtual VTOL.
Aircraft induced by El Mystico and Janet. No connection to Rekall, Inc.
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United, come fly the wooly winnebago
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China Xinhua Airlines, come fly the xenolithic xoanon.
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Yellowtail, come fly the yucky yukon.
(wait, yellowtail is a wine.)
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Zealander Air, come fly the zany zamboni.
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Wow, that went quick.
Are you ready for another phrase?
(stupid question)
We secretly replaced their coffee with [abjective] [noun], let's see if they notice.
Make it silly.
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We secretly replaced their coffee with [alabaster] [applesauce], let's see if they notice.
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We secretly replaced their coffee with breaded borosilicate, let's see if they notice.
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We secretly replaced their coffee with California Chaddony, let's see if they notice.
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We secretly replaced their coffee with dirty dancing, let's see if they notice.
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We secretly replaced their coffee with enormous elephants. Let's see if they notice.
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We secretly replaced their coffee with French Floosies, let's see if they notice.
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We secretly replaced their coffee with ground ginger. Let's see if they notice.
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We secretly replaced their coffee with hot horseradish, let's see if they notice.
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We secretly replaced their coffee with inferior infidels, let's see if they notice.
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We secretly replaced their coffee with jolly Jack-in-Irons. Let's see if they notice.
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We secretly replaced their coffee with Kentucky ketchup. Let's see if they notice.
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We secretly replaced their coffee with liquid liver. Let's see if they notice.
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We secretly replaced their coffee with maloventy maldemer. Let's see if they notice.
No, I don't know what maloventy means, but anyone who played a text adventure has probably encountered it.
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We secretly replaced their coffee with non-drowsy Nyquil. Let's see if they notice.
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We secretly replaced their coffee with opalescent ooze. Let's see if they notice.
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We secretly replaced their coffee with poisonous puss; let's see if they notice.
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We secretly replaced their coffee with a quiffed quiche. Let's see if they notice.
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We secretly replaced their coffee with rotten rum; let's see if they notice.
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We secretly replaced their coffee with Syracuse slush. Let's see if they notice.
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We secretly replaced their coffee with tainted tuna; let's see if they notice.
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We secretly replaced their coffee with unwashed undergarments; let's see if they notice.
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We secretly replaced their coffee with violence victims; let's see if they notice.
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We secretly replaced their coffee with warm wine; let's see if they notice.
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We secretly replaced their coffee with xenomorph x-rays; let's see if they notice.
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We secretly replaced their coffee with yellow yarmulkes; let's see if they notice.
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We secretly replaced their coffee with zaffre zucchettoes; let's see if they notice.
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I know I cheated again.
But you see those last two are a pair, a zuchetto is a bishops yarmulke.
There are more things on heaven and earth than are dreamt up [in your] [philosophy], Harito.
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There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt by atheist apologist.
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There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of after a bad burrito.
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There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt up by crude comedians.
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There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt up in diabolical dialogue.
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There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt up by enlightened evangelist.
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There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt up by frolicking fairies.
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There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt up by gargling gaggles.
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There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt up by haughty hacks.
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There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt up by ignorant interlopers.
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There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt up by jaded jewelers.
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There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of by kindred know-it-alls.
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There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt up by learned lawnscapers.
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There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt up by mopey moes.
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There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt up by narcissistic nymphomaniacs.
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There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt up in optimist organizations.
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There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt up by pious peddlers.
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There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt up in queer quarries.
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There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt up in ribald rabble-rousing.
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There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt up in school study halls.
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There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt up by Toxic Tarantulas.
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There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt up in unitarian unversities.
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There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt up by Vivacious Venusians.
There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt up by Waskily Wabbits or Whiney Werewolves.
There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt up by Xenophobic Xylophonists.
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There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt up by yodeling yaks.
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There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt up in zoo-bound zebras.
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pass.
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Phrase: A [dream] within a [dream].
I'll start with: An angel within an angle.
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A banana within a boat.
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A canal within a crevasse.
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A Dalek within a drop pod.
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An embryo within an egg.
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A fart within a Fiat.
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A greatness within a goober.
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A homonym within a haiku.
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An island within an inlet.
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A jungle within a junkyard.
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A knob within a Kenworth Truck.
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A lump within a loogie.
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A mouse within a maze.
(where's the cheese?)
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A nuance within a nod.
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An orangutan within an opera house.
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A puzzle within a problem
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A quip within a quote.
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A rock within a river
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A stone within a stream.
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A tear within time.
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An universe within my undies.
(maybe it's time to change them)
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A vase within a vice.
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A wanderer within wilderness.
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A xenoblast within a xeriscape.
There; that gets us past the X, which always sux.
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A yearning within youngsters.
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A zebra within a zoo.
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How about this:
Stay [thristy] my [friends].
Try to make the noun a synonymn for friends.
If we already done this, better luck next time.
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Stay alert my amigos.
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Stay busty my bosom buddy.
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Stay critical my compadres.
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Stay down my dear.
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Stay expedient, my enemy's enemy.
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Stay frosty my friends.
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Stay glued my guardian.
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Stay here my hombras
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Stay immersed my inner-circle.
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Stay jetsetting my job-mates.
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Stay kempt my kith.
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Stay loafty my league
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Stay mum my man.
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Stay nosy my neighbors
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Stay offbeat, my odd fellows.
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Stay perky my peeps.
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Stay questionable my quarterback.
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Stay restful my rowdies.
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Stay suggestible, my stooges.
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Stay talkative my teammates.
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Stay unawares my umps.
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Stay Vulcan my Valentine.
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Stay well my wife.
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Stay xanthic my xenophiles.
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Stay yellow my yoke
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Stay zapped my zits.
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I propose: [Joe] is considered the [style] icon of his generation.
Atlanteans are considered the angst icon of their generation.
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Barbarians are considered the bravery icon of their generation.
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Cole is considered the centenarian icon of his generation.
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Denverites are considered the dope-head icons of their generation.
(rocky-mountain high)
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Edward Scissorhands is considered the edgiest icon of his generation.
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Fresno is considered the french fry icon of our generation.
(folks travel for miles to get fries from fresno)
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Galactus is considered the gluttony icon of the current cycle of the universe.
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Hydrogen is considered the hip icon of this generation, as far as chemicals go that is.
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Inigo Montoya is considered the incessant icon of his generation.
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Jorge Jetson is considered the jet-age icon of the next jeneration.
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Kahless is considered the Klingon icon of his generation.
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Logan (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logan%27s_Run) is consider the longevity icon of his generation.
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Murphy (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RoboCop) is considered the mechanized icon of his generation.
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Positron is considered the patrol icon of his generation.
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You jumped 2 letters. :o
Neo (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neo_(The_Matrix)) is considered the Numero-Uno icon of his generation.
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Nut-bunnies!
Ourbrorus is considered the other-worldly icon of this generation.
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Penelope Yin is considered the psychic icon of her generation.
(take THAT, Positron! 8) )
Edit: By the way, Penelope Yin is probably my favorite character above all. Just seems so much more human and "civilian" than the other heroes.
Oh, man, did Jimmy Temblor send you? He and Ann, err, 'Fusionette' have been treating me like a little sister since before...
Everything...
Um, actually, I kinda could use some help. Well, not me, I mean. It's just that my Dad, he's been kidnapped!
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YOU DID IT!
YoudiditYoudiditYoudidit!
Dad's home and safe and everything! You saved him! He's already getting the shop open, can you believe it? Oh, that's right, he wanted me to tell you that you can go in any time you want. But that's not important. Dad's home and he's safe, and it's all because of you.
Thank you. Thank you.
(https://www.cohtitan.com/img/icons_32/Hero.png)
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Quasar (http://marvel.com/universe/Quasar_(Wendell_Vaughn)) is considered the quantum icon of his generation.
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Ronald McDonald is considered the rakish icon of his generation.
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Sergeant Schultz is considered the slacker icon of his generation.
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Tsoo is consideered the terror icon of the generation.
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The Uraguayan President (http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/8-reasons-why-well-miss-jose-mujica-uruguays-maverick-president--e1t_MupEpl) is considered the upstart icon of his generation.
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Vesuvius is considered the volcanic icon of its generation.
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Will Wheaton is considered the Wesley icon of the Next Generation.
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Will Wheaton is considered the Wesley icon of the Next Generation.
Soooo, what did I win?
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One hundred quatloos.
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Xe is considered the Xenon icon of the Noble generation.
(I can't think of anything else)
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You are considered the youth icon of this generation.
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Zebras are considered the zoo icon of every generation.
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What if your [mother] was [alive] to see this?
Used a family member or professional like doctor, lawyer, etc.
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What if your [auntie] was [around] to see this?
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What if your batman was behind to see this?
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What if your cousin was conscious to see this?
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What if your daughter was down to see this?
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What if your electrian was eagar to see this?
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What if your fans were failing to see this?
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What if your grandmother was going to see this?
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What if your half brother was hoping to see this?
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What if your isometricist was insistant on see this?
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What if your janitor was jonesing to see this?
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What if your knight was keen to see this?
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What if your lover was late to see this?
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What if your mom was meant to see this?
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What if your neughbor was never going to see this?
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What if your old folks were ordered to see this?
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What if your partner was prepared to see this?
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What if your QuizMaster was questioned about seeing this?
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What if your roommate was rumored to see this?
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What if your sister was sneaking to see this?
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What if your teacher was tickled to see this?
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What if your undertaker was unprepared to see this?
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What if your valet was visiting to see this?
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What if your window washer was waiting to see this?
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What if your xenophobe was x-rayed to see this?
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What if your youngster was yearning to see this?
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What if your Zen master was zoned the heck out to see this?
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Phrase: The [secret] ingredient for a super [grilled cheese] sandwich.
The awesome ingredient for a super anchovy sandwich.
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The burnt ingredient for a super bacon sandwich.
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The correct ingredient for a super catoblepas sandwich.
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The doubtful ingredient for a super decadent sandwich.
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The electric ingredient for a super eel sandwich.
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The funky ingredient for a foie gras sandwich.
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The greasey ingredient for a super grape-jelly sandwich.
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The heavy ingredient for a super hippopotamus, lettuce, and tomato sandwich
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The ingredient indeed for a super ice sandwich.
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The Kentucky ingredient for a super knock-back-busted-head sam-mich.
Wooooweeeee that's a good sam-mich.
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The luscious ingredient for a super liverwurst sandwich.
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The mammoth ingredient of a super megafauna, melon, and mayo sandwich.
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The notorious ingredient of a super nocturnal sandwich.
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The outrageous ingredient for a super original sandwich.
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The perfect ingredient of a super painfull sandwich.
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The quintessential ingredient for a super quiche sandwich.
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The regular ingredient of a super Reuben sandwich.
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The showiest ingredient of a super Saiyan sandwich.
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The Tanker ingredient of a super team sandwich.
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The ubiquitous ingredient of a super unicorn sandwich.
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The versatile ingredient in a super variable fighter sandwich.
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The warmest ingredient of a super wet T-shirt sandwich.
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The Xi'an (http://marvel.com/universe/Karma)-like ingredient of a super X-babies sandwich.
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The yellow ingredient of a super yearling sandwich
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The zealot ingredient of a super zoo sandwich.
(Yummm, zebray.)
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I can't think of a [stupid] [phrase].
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I can't think of an angelic allegator.
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I can't think of a beam rifle blaster.
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I can't think of a crystal coffee cup.
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I can't think of a duo decimal doohickey.
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I can't think of an effeminate elf.
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I can't think of a felonious Freakshow.
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I can't think of a goofy Godzilla.
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I can't think of a hedonistic heckler.
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I can't think of an ice-covered igloo.
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I can't think of a jimmied (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/jimmy) jamb (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/jamb).
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I can't think of a Kentucky kernel.
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I can't think of a leaping lizard.
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I can't think of a measlier motivation.
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I can't think of a nerdy Nancy.
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I can't think of an obsequious orator.
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I can't think of a Puddle (https://youtu.be/VBmCJEehYtU) Pity (https://youtu.be/t9ilBHkH9Io) Party (https://youtu.be/1HtrbMy4mU4) plug (https://youtu.be/uNaHzwkDOIk).
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I can't think of a quivering quarterback.
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I can't think of a restful revenant.
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I can't think of a stupid saying.
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I can't think of a temporary truncation.
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I can't think of an unique utterance.
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I can't think of a verminous victual (http://paragonwiki.com/wiki/Magic_Salvage#Verminous_Victuals).
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I can't think of a wayward woman.
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I can't think of a xenophobic Xenu.
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can't think of a yellow yak.
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I can't think of a zone zero.
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SerialBeggar, it's your turn to supply a saying.
How about:
[Teams] are the number one killers of [Soloists].
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[Apricots] are the number one killers of [artists].
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Yeah, I couldn't think of anything new then. Anyway...
Bolos are the number one killers of Bocci players.
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Clogged drains are the number one killers of coffee-makers.
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Dragons are the number one killers of dungeon divers.
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Ebonics is the number one killer of elucidation.
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Friars are the number one killers of fairies.
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Grazers are the number one killers of gophers.
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Help is the number one killer of hopelessness.
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Infernos are the number one killer of Ice.
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Jet Jaguar is the number one killer of Jotuns.
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Kinetics are the number killer of Krackens.
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Labor the number one killer of laziness
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Mayhem Missions are the number one killer of motor vehicles.
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Nukes are the number one killer of nice neighborhoods.
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Obstacles are the number one killer of orbits.
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Parasites are the number one killer of pancakes.
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Queues are the number one killer of queit-time.
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Radiation Emission is the number one killer of regeneration.
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Soloist are the number one killer of strike-forces.
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Tantrums are the number one killer of tranquility.
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Uniforms are the number one killer of uniqueness.
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Virility is the number one killer of virgins.
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Wapitis are the number one killer of whales.
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Xenomorphes are the number one killer of Xenophobes.
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Yaks are the number one killer of youths.
(just say no to yaks.)
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Zigs are the number one killer of zags.
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Next phrase: Small [drone] prompts [evacuation] at federal building.
Small anchor prompts announcement at federal building.
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Small Beavis prompts Butthead at federal building.
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Small car prompts carniege at federal building.
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Small dare-devils prompts ducking at federal building.
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Small eggplant prompts evacuation at federal building.
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Small fart prompts fan-waving at federal building.
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Small gnat prompts giant gaff at federal building.
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Small heiress prompts heresy at federal building.
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Small Iranian prompts incident at federal building.
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Small jug band prompts jamboree at federal building.
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Small kid prompts kick-strater campaigne at federal building.
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Small lie prompts laugh-track at federal building.
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Small man prompts mastodon-mounted melee at federal building.
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Small nosy-neighbor prompts nuke at federal building.
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Small omen prompts obedience at federal building.
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Small penguin prompts pool party at federal building.
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Small queue prompts quaratine at federal building.
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Small rash prompts reaction at federal building.
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Small serving prompts sack at federal building.
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Small toy prompts turmoil at federal building.
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Small underwear prompts unveiling at federal building.
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Small vampire prompts vermin at federal building.
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Small warlock prompts witchcraft at federal building.
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Small xylophone prompts x-ray burst at federal building.
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Small yawn prompts yelling at federal building.
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Small zeal prompts Z's at federal building.
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This is not even my final form.
This is not even my angriest agent.
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This is not even my blandest baloney.
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And this is not even my coolest coat.
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This is not even my demon duck.
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This is not even my exocrine emission.
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This is not even my friggin' fault.
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This is not even; my God, George.
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This is not even my house, hmmm!
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This is not even my igloo, Ivan!
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This is not even my juiciest jackrabbit.
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This is not even my keenest kimono.
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This is not even my manliest mumu.
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This is not even my longest limo.
This is not even my manliest mumu.
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This is not even my name now.
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This is not even my other opinnion.
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This is not even my pleasure palace. ;)
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This is not even my quartz quarry.
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This is not even the right reason.
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This is not even my silver surfboard. :o
8)
(https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i.annihil.us%2Fu%2Fprod%2Fmarvel%2F%2Funiverse3zx%2Fimages%2Fc%2Fc9%2FSilver_surfer.jpg)
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This is not even my tamest Terrax.
(https://images.weserv.nl/?url=www.figurerealm.com%2Fuserimages%2Fcustoms%2F27500%2F27129-1.jpg)
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This is not even my unicorn's underwear.
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This is not even my victimless venture.
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This is not even my weakest weapon.
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This is not even my Xmas xenopus
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This is not even my yellow yearling.
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This is not even my zippiest Zergling.
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Next one: [Northeast] roads could turn dangerous as [winter storm] approaches.
Alabaster roads could turn dangerous as artillery approaches.
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Back alley roads could turn dangerous as brawler approaches.
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County roads could turn dangerous as cold approaches.
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Downtown roads could turn dangerous as Death approaches.
(https://images.weserv.nl/?url=www.sinfest.net%2Fbtphp%2Fcomics%2F2015-12-11.gif)
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Eastgate Park roads could turn dangerous as Eochai approaches.
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Flaming roads could turn dangerous as fuel approaches.
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Grandville roads could turn dangerous as Gold Brickers approach, or not.
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Hillside roads could turn dangerous as helicopters approach.
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Island roads could turn dangerous as the Infected approach.
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Jungle roads could turn dangerous as jellyfish approach.
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Kentucky roads could turn dangerous as Kangaroos approach.
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Lame roads could turn dangerous as Lemmy approaches
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Mountain roads could turn dangerous as Moose approaches.
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Narrow roads could turn dangerous as night approaches.
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Obscured roads could turn dangerous as overpass approaches.
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Paved roads could turn dangerous as people approach.
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Quiet roads could turn dangerous as quaking approaches.
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Roman roads could turn dangerous as raptors approach.
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Several roads could turn dangerous as Statesman approaches.
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Tree-lined roads could turn dangerous as twister approaches.
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Unpaved roads could turn dangerous as unicorns approach.
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Western roads could turn dangerous as wagons approach.
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X-rayed roads could turn dangerous as Xmas approaches.
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Yellow Brick Road could turn dangerous as yetis approach.
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Zig roads could turn dangerous as Zag approaches.
I'll give it a shot eh?
How about....
If you can't take the [Heat] get out of the [Kitchen].
If you can't take the Ambien get out of the Apothecary.
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If you can't take the bale, get out of the barn.
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If you can't take the cacophony, get out of the concert hall.
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If you can't take the drama, get out of the date.
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If you can't take the electricity, get out of the electric chair.
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If you can't take the folly, get out of the Freakshow.
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If you can't take the ganking, get out of the game.
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If you can't take the heat, get out of the haberdashery.
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If you can't take the impositions, get out of the inquests.
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If you can't take the jonesing, get out of the junk (before you make the cravings worse).
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If you can't take the Kangaroo, get out of the knickers.
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If you can't take the lag, get out of the line.
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If you can't take the meat, get out of the menu.
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If you can't take the nurse, get out of the nursey.
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If you can't take the other, get out of the opportunity.
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If you can't take the preaching, get out of the pulpit.
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If you can't take the Quaaludes, get out of the quantum teleporter.
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If you can't take the razzies, get out of the running.
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If you can't take the safe, get out the saw.
(yeah, I bent it a little.)
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If you can't take the takeoff, get out of the transport.
Sort of a play on words because take off means roughly the same as get out, and transport (as a verb) means take. :p
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If you can't take the urine, get out of the U-Haul.
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If you can't take the Viagra, get out of the van.
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If you can't take the whining, get out of the winery.
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If you can't take the x-ray, get out of the xenophile.
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If you can't take the Yeti's, get out of the Yukon.
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If you can't take the zebras, get out of the zoo.
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New phrase:
I won't join a club that [would have] me as a [member].
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I won't join a club that acknowledges me as an albino.
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I won't join a club that breeds me as a budgerigar.
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I won't join a club that would canonize me as a candidate.
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I won't join a club that denifies me as a deputy.
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I won't join a club that eliminates me as an emperor.
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I won't join a club that forces me to be a fire-fighter.
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I won't join a club that would grill me as a gyro.
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I won't join a club that would have me as a hint.
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I won't join a club that would include me as an insider.
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I won't join a club that would join me as an junior.
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I won't join a club that would know me as a knave.
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I won't join a club that would liken me as a lichen.
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I won't join a club that would mark me as a made man.
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I won't join a club that would note me as nutty.
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I won't join a club that would obey me as an overlord.
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I won't join a club that would play me as a piano.
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I won't join a club that would quote me as a queen.
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I won't join a club that would recommend me as a recruit.
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I won't join a club that would stereotype me as a scrapper. ;D
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I won't join a club that would take me as a tanker.
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I won't join a club that would undermine me as an underling.
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I won't join a club that would vote me as a villian.
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I won't join a club that would want me as a Wyvern.
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I won't join a club that would xerox me as an x-rated image.
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I won't join a club that would yank me as a yonker.
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I won't join a club that would zap me as a Zod.
Next challenge!
I'm not only the [Hair Club] President, but I'm also a [client]!
I'm not only the Amway President, but I'm also an alcoholic!
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I'm not only the bestest President, but I'm also a believer (in myself)!
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I'm not only the Comet Empire president, I'm also a convict!
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When I saw this forum thread, it made me remember some silly mental exercises my family has done in the past, and this one in particular: Every Xmas (or Holiday Season for us soul-less Atheists), we revive our effort to complete a humorous alphabetic list of variation of the third line from the classic Christmas poem A Visit from St. Nicholas.
We start with something like: "The stockings (http://www.dear-fashion.com/Wholesale-Sexy-Stockings/) were hung by the armchair with angst" then "The stockings were hung by the banister with banality." We try to figure out comical alphabetic pairs of "places to hang stockings in a house" and "human emotions, attitudes or mental states"
I've got years of a head start so I won't post any of my others, but I'd love to see what others might come up with.
The stockings are usually apathy
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I'm not only the Doritos president, I'm also a diabetic!
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I'm not only the elected president, I'm also the electorate!
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I'm not only the French President, I'm also a freemason.
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I'm not only the gorram president, I'm also a goat.
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I'm not only the hair-club president, I'm also an heiress!
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I'm not only the ideal president, I'm also an imperialist.
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I'm not only the Jordanian president, I'm also Jewish.
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I'm not only the kazoo president, I'm also the kingpin!
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I'm not only the Lenovo president, I'm also a Luddite!
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I'm not only the mean president, I'm also a medium.
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I'm nor only the Neverland President, I'm also a native.
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I'm not only the ousted president, I'm also an optimist.
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I'm not only the Paragon president, I'm also a player.
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I'm not only the quiet president, I'm also a Quaker!
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I'm not only the Republic's President, I'm also a royal!
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I'm not only the same president, I'm also a sleeper.
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I'm not only the thoughtful president, I'm also a theologian.
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I'm not only the unitifier president, I'm also an ugly unicorn.
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I'm not only the verdant president, I'm also a vintner.
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I'm not only the Warcraft president, I'm also a warlock.
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I'm not only the xenomorph president, I'm also a xenophobe.
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I'm not only the yacht club president, I'm also a Yokosuka H5Y Flying Boat.
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I'm not only the zoo president, I'm also a zebra.
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You want the truth? You can't [handle] the [truth].
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You want the truth? You can't [appraise] the [antique].
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You want the truth? You can't be the bunny.
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You want the truth? You can't clinch the candidacy.
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You want the truth? You can't do the Dew!
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You want the truth? You can't eat the Earth!
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You want the truth? You can't french the foreigner.
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You want the truth? You can't grapple the glockenspiel.
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You want the truth? You can't handle the honesty.
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You want the truth? You can't ignore the ignoramuses!
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You want the truth? You can't jump start the jalopy!
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You want the truth? You can't know the Kentuckian.
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You want the truth? You can't imagine the illusion.
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You want the truth? You can't know the Kentuckian.
You want the truth? You can't imagine the illusion.
You want the truth, "L" comes after "K".
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You want the truth? You can't lick the labia! :o
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You want the truth? You can't mop the mezzanine!
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You want the truth? You can't nuke the necterine!
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You want the truth? You can't order the omelet.
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You want the truth? You can't even paint a picture!
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You want the truth? You can't question the quota!
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You want the truth? You can't repose the rectum!
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You want the truth? You can't see the scars!
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You want the truth? You can't tickle the tulips!
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You want the truth? You can't unload the U-haul!
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You want the truth? You can't verify the variety!
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You want the truth? You can't watch the women wrestle!
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You want the truth? You can't x-ray the xenophobic xenomorph!
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You want the truth? You can't yodel the Yellow Pages!
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You want the truth? You can't zen the zygote!
Next up...
"Governor [Tarkin], I should have expected to find you [holding] Vader's [leash]."
any celeb will do, any verb, any noun
Governor Adele, I should have expected to find you angling Vader's anchovies.
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Governor Belisarius, I should have expected to find you braiding Vader's beard.
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Governor Crappola, I should have expected to find you caulking Vader's carbuncles.
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Governor Dare Devil, I should have expected to find you decorating Vader's desk.
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Governor Eichamp, I should have expected to find you eating Vader's Eggo.
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Governor Fallon, I should have expected to find you fondling Vader's Ferari.
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Governor Gollum, I should have expected to find you getting Vader's gems, percious gems.
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Governor Heinlein, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's handbag.
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Governor Iggy, I should have expected to find you inside Vader's icebox.
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Governor Jolson, I should have expected to find you jamming Vader's jazz.
Or is that "Joltson"?
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Governor Kenobi, I should have expected to find you knocking-up Vader's kid.
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Governor Letterman, I should have expected to find you listing Vader's lampoons.
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Governor Mongo, I should have expected to find you mugging Vader's mule.
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Governor NCSoft, I should have expected to find you nerfing Vader's nukes.
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Governor Otto, I should have expected to find you occupied with Vader's overalls.
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Governor Paulus, I should have expected to find you polishing Vader's pauldrons.
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Governor Quartermain, I should have expected to find you queuing VAder's quests.
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Governor Rulus, I should have expected to find you ruffling Vader's ridges.
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Governor Sambora, I should have expected to find you soloing Vader's stratocaster.
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Governor Tomlin (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvesMBkduQo), I should have expected to find you trolling Vader's telephone.
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Governor Underhill, I should have expected to find you undermining Vader's utopia.
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Governor Vinny, I should have expected to find you vexing Vader's valet.
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Governor Winnie, I should have expected to find you waxing Vader's wallet.
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Governor Xavier, I should have expected to find you X-raying Vader's Xmas present.
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Governor Yoda, I should have expected to find you yelling at Vader's yeti
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Governor Zielinski, I should have expected to find you zig-zagging Vader's Zamboni.
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Next up example: The last (drive-in movie) theater (opens) for the season.
The last anarchy theater assembles for the season.
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The last bontonic theater beautifies for the season.
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The last cheap theater closes for the season.
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The last downtown theater delivers for the season.
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The last expensive theater evacuates for the season.
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The last Ford Theater focuses for the season.
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The last grandiose theater gets going for the season.
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The last hostile theater has hotties for the season.
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The last independent theater imposes its ideals for the season.
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The last jaudance theater jitterbugs for the season.
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The last kazoo theater kills it for the season.
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The last literary theater lampoons it for the season.
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The last musical theater mutes me for the season.
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The last nostalgic theater notices nobody notices it for the season
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The last ornate theater opens for the season
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The last pain theater prepares for the season.
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The last quality theater quits for the season.
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The last raunchy theater relaxes for the season.
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The last Scentovision theatre stinks for the season
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The last tropical theatre tans for the season
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The last ukulele theater underwhelms for the season.
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The last vampere theatre vanishes for the season.
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The last widescreen theater waits for the season.
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The last Xanadu theater is x-rated for the season.
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The last yellow theatre yawns for the season.
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The last zeotrope theatre zooms for the season.
next?
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Flo, you're supposed to come up with a saying, but since you're new at this, I offer this:
[Time] flies, remember [death].
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Airplane flies, remember air-sickness.
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Brickbats fly, remember to breathe.
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Carnivores fly, remeber cantaloupe.
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Daggers fly, remember to duck.
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Everyone flies; remember evasion.
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French flies; remember Fembots.
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Green bottle flies remember garbage.
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He fly, remember Hover
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Ice flies, remember igloos
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Justice Flies, Remember Jail.
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Krillin flies, remember kung fu.
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Lies flies, remember largess.
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Money flies, remember moderation.
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Noise flies; remember neighbors.
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Olive Flies, remember Otto.
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Pigeons fly, remember poop.
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Quail Flies, Remember Quarter-Shot.
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Round-house flies, remember riposte.
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stinking flies, remember spray.
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Training flies, remember temper.
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Unicorn flies, remember underwear.
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Valkyrie flies; remember Valhalla.
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Wisdom flies, remember wonderment.
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Xebec flies; remember xenon.
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Youngster flies; remember YouTube.
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Zebra flies, remember zoot-suit.
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I've got a [bad] feeling about [this].
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I've got an absent feeling about amnesia.
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I've got a bubbly feeling about bowels.
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I've got a creepy feeling about calamari.
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I've got a delicious feeling about doughnuts.
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I've got a expanable feeling about elastic.
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I've got a funny feeling about foolery.
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I've got a genuine feeling about ghosts.
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I've got a horrible feeling about hauntings.
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I've got an irrational feeling about intangibles.
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I've got a jealous feeling about jewelry.
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I've got a keen feeling about knifing.
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I've got a lame feeling about legends.
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I've got a meh feeling about mowing.
Late edit: just notice my autocorrect induced typos.
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Iv'e got a pessimistic feeling about plastic.
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Skipped N and O.
I've got a nuanced feeling about Naturalism.
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I have the orindary feeling about Outcasts.
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P was done.
I have a queasy feeling about Quaterfield.
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I have a rear feeling about rectums.
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I have a soaring feeling about success.
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I have tons of feelings about trucks.
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I have unresolved feelings about the ultra-microscopic.
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I have a vibrandt feeling about velcro.
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I have a waning feeling about winning.
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I have a xenophobic feeling about Xbox Live.
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I have a yellow feeling about you.
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I have a zany feeling about zippers.
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You too can lower your monthly [payment], [refinance] today.
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You too can lower your monthly alimony, asphyxiate today.
(must be the villian in me talking)
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You can lower your monthly bunions, burn them today!
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You can lower your monthly cash, cancel today!
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You too can lower your monthly debt, disappear today!
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You too can lower your monthly ennui, entertain today.
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You too can lower your monthly friends, free-load today!
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You too can lower your monthly gingivitis, gargle today!
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You too can lower you monthly horror, hide today!
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You too can lower your monthly income, invest today!
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You too can lower your monthly job efficiency, jack around today!
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You too can lower your monthly killings, kick the habit today!
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You too can lower you monthly lashings, lament today.
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You too can lower you monthly mortgage payment, move today.
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You too can lower you monthly neutrons, nuke today.
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You too can lower your monthly ogres, oblige today.
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You, too, can lower your monthly parsimony; purchase today.
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You too can lower your monthly querulousness, quit today!
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You too can lower you monthly ration, regurgitate today.
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You too can lower your monthly stats, subtract today!
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You too can lower your monthly taxes, terrorize today!
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You too can lower your monthly urges, unionize today!
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You, too, can lower your monthly vulnerability; vamoose today!
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You too can lower your monthly wash, wear-nothing today!
(ok, I cheated, so sue me.)
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You too can lower your monthly xenomorph, x-ray today!
(see, 'x' is easy.)
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You, too, can lower your monthly yield; yuk it up today!
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You, too, can lower your monthly zig-zag, Zzyzx today!
(Southwestern desert knowledge for the win.)
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Tahquitz is new around here, and a mod. So, I'll come up with the next phrase.
This is going to be a tough one, but it should be fun.
To [err] is human; to [forgive], divine.
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To appologize is human; to appreciate, divine.
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To breathe is human; to become, divine.
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To care is human; to chill, divine.
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To deduce is human; to decide is divine.
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To endure is human, to exit, divine.
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To force is human, to free, divine.
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To greed is human, to give, divine.
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To hesitate is human; to help divine.
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To irrigate is human, to inundate, divine.
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To justify is human, to judge, divine.
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To kneel is human; to know that human from Adam is divine.
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To laminate is human; to layer, divine.
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To mentor is human; to motivate, divine.
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To nominate is human; to nullify, divine.
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To order is human; to orchestrate, divine.
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To pee is human; to precipitate, divine.
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To quit is human; to quest, divine.
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To rebel is human; to rotate, divine.
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To steal is human; to save, divine.
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To tackle is human; to touch down, divine.
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To untie is human; to undress, divine.
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To venture is human; to verify, divine.
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To wonder is human; to watch, divine.
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To xenophobe is human; to xenomorph, divine.
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To yearn is human; to yield, divine.
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To zebra is human; to zoo, divine.
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Ok, new phrase.
I want City of Heroes back, so I can [run] [missions].
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I want City of Heroes back, so I can [arrest] [Arachnos].
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I want City of Heroes back, so I can buy Break Frees.
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I want City of Heroes back, so I can crush Carnie's crazy circus.
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I want City of Heroes back, so I can drop Diabolique.
(This is the only iTrial I've never got to play pre-Shutdown. True story.)
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I want City of Heroes back, so I can eBay Enhancements.
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I want City of Heroes back, so I can fight the Freakshow.
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I want City of Heroes back, so I can grind Goldbrickers.
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I want City of Heroes back, so I can help hapless heroes.
(Or heroines, preferably the cute ones.)
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I want City of Heroes back, so I can injury innocents.
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I want City of Heroes back, so I can junk Jaegers.
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I want City of Heroes back, so I can kill Kronos.
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I want City of Heroes back, so I can layout Lomgbow.
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I want City of Heroes back, so I can mock Malaise.
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I want City of Heroes back, so I can nuke Nemisis.
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I want City of Heroes back so I can organize Outcasts.
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I want City of Heroes back so I can patrol Perez Park; hope I don't get lost.
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I want City of Heroes back so I can quash Quantum Gunners.
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I want City of Heroes back so I can raid the Rikti.
(you guys saved 'R' for me? Thanks!)
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I want City of Heroes back so I can save Statesman.
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I want City of Heroes back so I can tease trolls.
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I want City of Heroes back so I can usurp undead.
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I want City of Heroes back so I can vandalize Volkswagens.
... and dumpsters, and rob the PWN SHOP.
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I want City of Heroes back so I can wax wigwams
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I want City of Heroes back so I can x-ray xenomorphs
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I want City of Heroes back so I can yank Yanamahri.
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I want City of Heroes back so I can zip-through the Zigg.
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New Phrase:
[Like] us on Facebook, follow us on [Twitter].
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Admonish us on Facebook, follow us on Amazon.
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Believe us on Facebook, follow us on boats.
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Criticize us on Facebook, follow us on Craigslist.
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Defeat us on Facebook, follow us on DropBox.
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Eulogize us on Facebook, follow us on Equestria.
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Friend us on Facebook, follow us on Feedly.
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Google us on Facebook, follow us on Groupon.
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Hate us on Facebook; follow us on Hub Culture.
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Investigate us on Facebook; follow us on Interpol.
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Join us on Facebook; follow us on Jabber.
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Kick us on Facebook; follow us on KAYAK.
(Did I forget to add that the second blank, the noun, should be a web-site social media or retailer?)
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Lead us on Facebook; follow us on Linked In.
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Meet us on us on Facebook; follow us on Mom blogs.
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Nudge us on Facebook; follow us on NetFlix.
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Ogle us on Facebook; follow us on Occulus.
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Put us on Facebook; follow us on Patreon.
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Question us on Facebook; follow us on quizlet.
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Razz us on Facebook; follow us on Reddit.
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Scorn us on Facebook; follow us on Spotify.
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Twit us on Facebook; follow us on Tripod.
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Unfriend us on Facebook; follow us in Uber.
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Visualize us on Facebook; follow us on Vimeo.
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Wait for us on Facebook; follow us on Wikipedia.
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X-ray us on Facebook; follow us on Xbox.
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Yoke us on Facebook; follow us on YMNTD.
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Zap us on Facebook; follow us on Zulilly.
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Between attraction and madness abides obsession.
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Between beratement and madness betrays obsession.
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Between composure and madness creeps obsession.
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Between devotion and madness demarcates obsession.
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Between enthusiasm and madness exists obsession.
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Between freedom fries and madness foment obsession.
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Between gallantry and madness ghosts obsession.
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Between humor and madness hurtles obsession.
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Between idolatry and madness invites obsession.
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Between jives and madness jokes obsession.
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Between kindness and madness kindles obsession.
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Between laughter and madness lives obsession
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Between memories and madness, my obsession.
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Between necromancy and madness nigh obsession
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Between omniscience and madness our obsession.
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Between psychosis and madness plays obsession
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Between questionnaires and madness quests obsession.
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Between rage and madness rollicks obsession
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Between sanity and madness sprawls obsession.
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Between treasure and madness travels obsession.
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Between us and madness unravels obsession.
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Between vanity and madness ventures obsession.
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Between war and madness wriggles obsession.
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Between xenophobia and madness x-rays obsession.
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Between yesteryear and madness yearns obsession.
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Between zeal and madness zig-zags obsession.
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We're [working] night and day to get City of [Warcraft], or whatever it was called back for you.
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We're Apologizing night and day to get City of Angry Birds, or whatever it was called back for you.
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We're bothering night and day to get City of Barbies, or whatever it was called back for you.
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We're combing night and day to get City of Curling, or whatever it was called, back for you.
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We're dithering night and day to get City of Diablo, or whatever it was called back for you.
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We're expostulating night and day to get City of Erotes, or whatever it was called, back for you.
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We're fermenting night and day to get City of Fromage, or whatever it was called, back for you.
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We're groveling night and day to get City of guild wars, or whatever it was called, back for you.
(try to make the City of some actual on-line game
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We're hustling night and day to get City of Halo, or whatever it was called, back for you.
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We're illuminating night and day to get City of Ingress, or whatever it was called, back for you.
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We're Juggling night and day to get City of Jaguars, or whatever it was called, back for you.
(yeah, I couldn't think of one either)
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We're knitting night and day to get City of Kerbal Space Program, or whatever it's called, back to you.
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We're loafing night and day to get City of Lineage, or whatever it's called, back to you.
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We're mining night and day to get City of Middle Earth: Shadow of Mordor or whatever it's called, back to you.
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We're nagging night and day to get City of Naruto, or whatever it's called, back to you.
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We're operating night and day to get City of Orphen: Scion of Sorcery, or whatever it's called, back to you.
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We're plotting night and day to get City of PegLand, or whatever it's called, back to you.
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We're quaffing night and day to get City of Q*bert, or whatever it's called, back to you.
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We're rioting night and day to get City of RuneScape, or whatever it's called, back to you.
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We're sexting night and day to get City of Starcraft, or whatever it's called, back to you.
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We're talking night and day to get City of Trigun, or whatever it's called, back to you.
(I could have said City of Titans, but it hasn't been taken from us. Plus, how awesome would a Trigun MMO be?)
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We're undulating night and day to get City of Under Arms, or whatever it's called, back to you.
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We're vying night and day to get City of Villains, or whatever it's called back to you.
(it's a mobile app game)
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We're waxing night and day to get City of Waitress, or whatever it's called, back to you.
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We're xeroxing night and day to get City of Xbox Live, or whatever it's called, back to you.
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We're yearning night and day to get City of YardBirds or whatever it's called, back to you.
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We're zigzagging night and day to get City of Zero Wing, or whatever it's called, back to you.
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Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot.
Aardvarks are an apathetic, alienated lot.
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Bro-dudes are a besotted, boisterous lot.
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Cartoonist are an creative, crazy lot.
(I like the bolding of the replaced words. It's easy to do, highlight the word and click the B button.)
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Dragons are a dangerous, domineering lot.
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Enginers are an ecentric, endangered lot.
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Finalists are a frenzied, fidgety lot.
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Ghosts are a gliding, gaseous lot.
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Heroes are a humble, helpful lot.
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Innkeepers are an impatient, impolite lot.
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Jurists are a jaded, judgy lot.
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Knives are a kill-happy, Kelly green lot.
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Lawyers are an litigious, legalist lot.
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Minstrels are a mellow, musical lot.
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Naysayers are a noisy, negative lot.
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Optimists are an opinionated, obstinate lot.
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Penguins are a polar, piscatorial lot.
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Quarter Masters are a questioning, quizical lot.
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Realists are a rational, reasoned lot.
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Sadists are a scary, sinister lot.
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Tyrannosaurs are a toothy, thundering lot.
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Urinals are a ubiquitous, unsavory lot.
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violinists are a vociferous, vibrating lot.
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Wraiths are a wispy, worrisome lot.
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Xavier's are a xenomorphic, xanthomelanic lot.
Xanthomelanic is a word starting now. It mean wearing a yellow and black uniform.
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Yes-men are a youthful, yearning lot.
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Zebras are a zoological, zippy lot.
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Ask [] about our [signature line] contest.
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I'll go first to show ya how's it done.
Ask anyone about our amazing contest.
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Ask Brutes about our beatdown contest.
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Ask Champoins about our costume contest.
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Ask Dr. Deering about our donut contest.
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Ask everyone about our eclectic contest.
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Ask FrostFire about our Founders' Falls contest.
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Ask Ghost Widow about our Galaxy Girl contest.
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Ask Helions about our Hamidon contest.
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Ask ISIS about our indulenges contest.
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Ask Jurassic about our Junk contest.
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Ask Kracken about our Kite contest.
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Ask Lusca about our Legos contest.
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Ask Me about our made-up contest.
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Ask Nebula in Nerva
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Find Nebula in Nerva
I'll take that as ...
Ask Nebula about our Nerva contest.
You see we take a phrase and subsitute 2 words in alphabetical order, loads of fun.
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Ask Occulus about our Outcast contest.
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Ask People about our Pet contest.
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Ask Quinton about our qualk contest.
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Ask Recluse about our rabbit contest, if you dare.
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(Paragon Avenger, I think you mean "if you hare.")
Ask Scirroco about our slurping contest!
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Ask Tielekku about our tickling contest.
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Ask U'kon Gr'ai about our ululating contest!
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Ask Victoria Victrix about about Verbose contest.
(Paragon Avenger, I think you mean "if you hare.")
It is wise to be careful around Lord Recluse.
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Ask Waldo about our wandering contest.
And I feel like we just found our next one after we finish this one:
"It is [wise] to be careful around [Lord Recluse]."
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Ask Xavier about our X-Men contest.
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Ask yourself about our Yellow Kora contest.
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Ask Zachary about our zucchini contest.
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As requested:
It is [wise] to be careful around [Lord Recluse].
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It is advised to be careful around Avengers named Paragon.
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It is boring to be careful around Belladonna Vetrano.
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It is creepy to be careful around certain characters.
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It is dreadful to be careful around daddy longlegs'.
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It is easy to be careful around earthworms.
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It is fine to be careful around Freakshow.
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It is Great to be careful around Grandville
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It is hard to be careful around Hamidon.
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It is impetuous to be careful around Imperious.
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It is justified to be careful around Jurassic.
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It is keen to be careful around the Knives.
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It is laborious to be careful around the Luddites.
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It is a 'must' to be careful around the Mu Guardians.
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It is neighborly to be careful around the Nemesis.
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It is ostentatious to be careful around Orlando.
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It is over-liberal to be careful around the Outcasts.
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It is practical to be careful around the Promenade.
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It is quaint to be careful around the quay.
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It is risky to be careful around the Rikti.
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It'sss sstereotypical to be careful around Ssnakesssss.
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It is tedious to be careful around the Tiki.
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It is unwise to be careful around unicorns.
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It is vicious to be careful around vermin.
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It is wacky to be careful around Wailers.
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It is xenophobic to be careful around xeno.
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It is yucky to be around yaks careful or otherwise.
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It is zany to be careful around zebras.
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Power_Gamer has a [unique] sense of [humor].
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Power_Gamer has an active sense of artistry.
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Power_Gamer has an bizzar sense of beauty.
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Power_Gamer has a consistant sense of collusion.
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Power_Gamer has a definate sense of daring.
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Power_Gamer has a excellent sense of erudition.
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Power_Gamer has a firm sense of family.
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Power_Gamer has a grand sense of gravitas.
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Power_Gamer has a hefty sense of humility.
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Power_Gamer has a inmature sense of insanity.
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Power_Gamer has a jazzy sense of justice.
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Power_Gamer has a kooky sense of kittens.
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Power_Gamer has a loud sense of lambada.
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Power_Gamer has a morbid sense of moxy.
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Power_Gamer has a nasty sense of neatness.
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Power_Gamer has a obvious sense of oblivousness.
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Power_Gamer has a pecular sense of politeness.
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Power_Gamer has a quacky sense of quandary.
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Power_Gamer has a rough sense of reality.
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Power_Gamer has a sickly sense of sanguination.
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Power_Gamer has a tacky sense of technology.
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Power_Gamer has a universal sense of ubiquity.
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Power_Gamer has a varied sense of variety.
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Power_Gamer has a wirey sense of wompum.
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Power_Gamer has a x-rated sense of x-rays.
(them bones, them bones, them crazy bones)
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Power_Gamer has a yucky sense of Yosemite Sam.
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Clearly, Power_Gamer has a zealous sense of Zoroastrianism.
Be Well!
Fireheart
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The [Pantless] Avenger Report:
Yes ladies and gentlemen, I am not [wearing pants].
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The Armpit Avenger Report:
Yes ladies and gentlemen, I am not applying antiperspirant.
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The Beer-belly Avenger Report:
Yes ladies and gentlemen, I am not binding blubber.
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The costumed Avenger Report:
Yes ladies and gentlemen, I am not concealed carry.
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The Drumline Avenger Report:
Yes ladies and gentlemen, I am not doing drugs.
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The Early Avenger Report:
Yes ladies and gentlemen, I am not eating.
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The Fabulous Avenger Report:
Yes ladies and gentlemen, I am not finding fish.
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The Golden Avenger Report:
Yes ladies and gentlemen, I am not glitter.
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The Herbivorous Avenger Report:
Yes ladies and gentlemen, I am not having hamburger.
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The Idiotic Avenger Report:
Yes ladies and gentlemen, I am not intelligent.
(I wonder why they saved the letter 'I' for me?)
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The Justice Avenger Report:
Yes ladies and gentlemen, I am not judgmental.
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The Kings Row Report:
Yes ladies and gentlemen, I am not kissable.
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The Library Avenger Report:
Yes ladies and gentlemen, I am not loud.
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The Meatless Avenger Report:
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I am not masticating mammals.
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The Nerd Avenger Report:
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I am not Neanderthal.
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The Obstinate Avenger Report:
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I am not obeisant.
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The Pantless Avenger Report:
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I am not wearing pants.
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The Quack Avenger Report:
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I am not qualified to practice medicine.
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The Restless Avenger Report:
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I am not resting until justice is served.
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The Space Avenger Report:
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I am not sauntering at sub-light speed.
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The Topless Avenger Report:
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I am not wearing a taupee.
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The undressed Avenger Report:
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I am not wearing a dress.
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The voluptuous Avenger Report:
Yes ladies and gentlemen, I am not wearing a Victoria Secret's vented vest.
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The Wanton Avenger Report:
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I am not wasteful.
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The XMPP Avenger Report:
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I M not X N Trick.
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The Yukon Avenger Report:
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I am not yours.
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The Zebra Avenger Report:
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I avenge zebras.
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I was [shocked] when I heard about the Air [Kazoo] contest.
(fill the second blank with a musical instrument, if possible.)
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I was amuzed when I heard about the Air Accordion Contest.
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I was befuddled when I heard about the Air Bouzouki contest.
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I was confused when I heard about the Air clarinet contest.
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I was dumbfounded when I heard about the Air Dulcimer contest.
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I was excited when I heard about the Air euphonium contest.
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I was freaking when I heard about the Air flute contest.
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I was giddy when I heard about the Air guitar contest.
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I was horrified when I heard about the Air Harmonica contest.
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I was invariant when I heard about the Air Irish flute contest.
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I was giddy when I heard about the Air Glockenspiel contest.
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I was jealous when I heard about the Air jazz contest.
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??? How on earth did I manage to bungle G H I G...?
Anyway:
I was knackered when I heard about the Air Kazoo contest.
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It happens to the best of us.
I was lamenting when I heard about the Air lyre contest.
(I was gasping for breath when I heard about the Air gong contest.)
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I was mollified when I heard about the Air melodica contest.
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I was nauseated when I heard about the Air Nose flute contest.
(I was going to go with Naqara, but Nose Flute is more nauseous.)
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I was offeneded when I heard about the Air organ contest.
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I was perplexed when I heard about the Air Piccolo contest.
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I was Quizzical when I heard about the Air Qin (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guqin) contest.
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I was releaved when I heard (that it was an) Air Recorder contest.
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I was sobered when I heard about the Air sousaphone contest.
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I was troubled when I heard about the Air triangle contest.
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I was uncomfortable when I heard about the Air ukulele contest.
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I was vidicated when I heard about the Air Violin contest.
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I was wasted when I heard about the Air whizz contest.
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I was x86-compatible when I heard about the Air xylophone contest.
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I was yawning when I heard about the Air yazheng contest
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I was zig-zagging when I heard about the Air zither contest.
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I don't know why he would call me [old]; I would never call him [short] and [fat].
(make them insults, in the spirit of the original)
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I don't know why he would call me [amateur]; I would never call him [arrogant] and [abrasive].
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I don't know why he would call me [big-headed]; I would never call him [bald] and [boring].
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I don't know why he would call me [cold]; I would never call him [cruel] and [careless].
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I don't know why he would call me [dumb]; I would never call him [dull] and [dog-faced].
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I don't know why he would call me [ears]; I would never call him [eager] and [easy].
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ok, ok, don't everybody respond at once, geez.
We will simply do a different saying, there are you happy now?
Rocket: I'm going to put something [squishy] in your [pillow].
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Rocket: I'm going to put something [aweful] in your [ascot].
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Rocket: I'm going to put something [bold] in your [burrito].
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Rocket: I'm going to put something [creamy] in your [cape].
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Rocket: I'm going to put something [dirty] in your [diaper].
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Rocket: I'm going to put something [electric] in your
(https://paragonwiki.com/w/images//thumb/0/0a/ED-chart-1.png/800px-ED-chart-1.png)
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Rocket: I'm going to put something [furry] in your [futon].
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Rocket: I'm going to put something [gross] in your [gas tank].
OK, OK. Maybe that's a stretch, but it just fit so well.
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Rocket: I'm going to put something [hostile] in your [hair]
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Rocket: I'm going to put something [intoxicating] in your [ice cream]
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Rocket: I'm going to put something [jiggly] in your [Jell-O]
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Rocket: I'm going to put something [kinky] in your [knickers]
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Rocket: I'm going to put something [lumpy] in your [leotards]
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Rocket: I'm going to put something [keen] in your [kitchen]
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Rocket: I'm going to put something [keen] in your [kitchen]
You know that this time, we decided to go alphabetical; too make it more fun.
If only we knew which letter was after "L".
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You know... that's twice I've done that now.
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Rocket: I'm going to put something [mundane] in your [mustache].
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You know... that's twice I've done that now.
We still love you.
Rocket: I'm going to put something [nasty] in your [naval].
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Rocket: I'm going to put something [opulent] in your [oatmeal].
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Rocket: I'm going to put something [quarrelsome] in your [quilt].
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Rocket: I'm going to put something [quarrelsome] in your [quilt].
I've heard a rumor that this time we decided to go alphabetical to make it more fun.
If only we knew which letter was after "O".
;)
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Rocket: I'm going to put something [poisoned] in your [pillow].
But, do you still love me?
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We all love you PA!
Rocket: I'm going to put something [quarrelsome] in your [quilt].
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Rocket: I'm going to put something [repugnant] in your [raisins].
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Rocket: I'm going to put something [stinky] in your [shorts].
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Rocket: I'm going to put something [trashy] in your [turban].
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Rocket: I'm going to put something [unsafe] in your [uniform].
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Rocket: I'm going to put something [vile] in your [vest].
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Rocket: I'm going to put something [wet] in your [wellingtons].
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I'm going to put something [xerophobic] in your [xylophone].
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I'm going to put something [yellow] in your [yarmulka].
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I'm going to put something [zaney] in your [zoo].
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Ok, ok, it is time for something a little different:
Let do this alphabetical and with euphemisms, and still keep it fun, funny and family friemdly.
Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his [blank] into the mommies [blank].
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Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his [appendage] into the mommies [aperture].
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Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his [banana] into the mommie's [bread basket].
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Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his [Corvette] into the mommies [carport].
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Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his [dingy] into the mommie's [dock].
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Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his [email] into the mommie's [envelope].
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Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his [frankfauter] into the mommie's [furnance].
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Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his [geranium] into the mommie's [garden].
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Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his [hamhock] into the mommie's [hammock].
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Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his [icicle] into the mommie's [igloo].
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Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his [jewels] into the mommie's [jeans].
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Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his Knockwurst into the mommie's Kabosu .
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Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his liverwurst into the mommie's lagana.
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Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his marionette into the mommie's matinee.
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Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his nub into the mommie's nest .
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Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his oblong into the mommie's obtuse .
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Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his pickle into the mommie's pumpernickel .
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Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his quill into the mommie's quiver.
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Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his rocket into the mommie's receptacle.
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Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his spinach into the mommie's salad.
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Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his totum into the mommie's tummy.
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Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his upshoot into the mommie's umber.
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Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his vector into the mommie's vase.
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Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his watchman into the mommie's warehouse.
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Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his xenon into the mommie's xlophone.
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Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his yam into the mommie's yearnings.
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Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his zebra into the mommie's zoo.
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Uncle John, I don't think you know where babies come from.
Oh yeah, well go ask your mother. Stupid brat.