Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].

Started by chuckv3, June 29, 2014, 10:53:54 PM

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Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his [icicle] into the mommie's [igloo].

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Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his [jewels] into the mommie's [jeans].

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Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his Knockwurst into the mommie's Kabosu .

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Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his liverwurst into the mommie's lagana.

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Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his marionette into the mommie's matinee.

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Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his nub  into the mommie's nest .
Listen to the 'mustn'ts'. Listen to the 'don'ts'. Listen to the 'shouldn'ts', the 'impossibles', the 'won'ts'. Listen to the 'you'll never haves', then listen close to me... Anything can happen . Anything can be.

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Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his oblong into the mommie's obtuse .

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Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his pickle into the mommie's pumpernickel .

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Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his quill into the mommie's quiver.

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Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his rocket into the mommie's receptacle.

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Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his spinach into the mommie's salad.

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Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his totum into the mommie's tummy.

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Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his upshoot into the mommie's umber.

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Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his vector into the mommie's vase.

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Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his watchman into the mommie's warehouse.

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Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his xenon into the mommie's xlophone.

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Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his yam into the mommie's yearnings.

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Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his zebra into the mommie's zoo.

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Uncle John, I don't think you know where babies come from.
Oh yeah, well go ask your mother.  Stupid brat.