Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH

Started by Paragon Avenger, November 16, 2014, 06:04:36 AM

Floride

Quote from: Paragon Avenger on July 15, 2015, 03:16:55 AM
City of Kiss!  The Kiss army rocks the Arachnos or the longbow depending on your color (blue/red).
I did this in demo mode a while back...

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How nature points out the folly of men

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Barnes & Noble,

Why risk YOUR life battling enemies when you can sit back, relax and read about it.

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Teflon,

Nothing sticks, not even street gangs and evil corporations (crey).

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Mounds & Almond Joy,

Because, sometimes you feel like a hero, sometimes you don't.

Floride

History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men

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Big Bingo,

We can call out numbers with the best of them, and by numbers we mean missions.

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Franzia,

We put wine in boxes, we can do the same for City of Merlot Heroes.

RGladden

Marvel Comics


Yeah.  Riiiiiiiigggghhhhttttt!!!

Floride

Suave Shampoo

We'll make you look as if you spent a fortune on your costume.
History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men

Floride

FEMA

We finally found a way to sit around & do nothing AND finally get to be heroes.
History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men

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Tyson,

Because there ain't no chicken in Paragon City.

wrkidd

Coca-Cola
All that billboard space in Paragon City screams for naming rights. Share a Coke with xxxxx!

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Quote from: wrkidd on August 06, 2015, 12:03:06 AM
Coca-Cola
All that billboard space in Paragon City screams for naming rights. Share a Coke with xxxxx!

Of Course!

Share a Coke with Lord Recluse

Felderburg

Quote from: Paragon Avenger on August 06, 2015, 12:48:20 AM
Of Course!

Share a Coke with Lord Recluse

Hahaha. Can you imagine the Mean Joe Green ad with Recluse instead?
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Floride

Sony

Because everything needs to be converted to blu-ray
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Tubbius

Quote from: Felderburg on August 06, 2015, 03:43:13 AM
Hahaha. Can you imagine the Mean Joe Green ad with Recluse instead?

A Coke in every tentacle?

"Hey kid!" and then throwing the kid his helmet?

Yup.  :)

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Quote from: Tubbius on August 10, 2015, 12:06:28 PM
A Coke in every tentacle?
"Hey kid!" and then shooting the kid with an Arachnos Rifle.
Yup.  :)

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MCI Software,

They have to be better than NCSoft.

Floride

Hostess

We're shutting it down... oh wait, maybe we're not
History shows again and again
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