Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH

[Victoria Victrix]

Armani

Everyone will be wearing Crey Suits.

[Floride]

SCI Cemeteries

This week only - half off all nemesis plots!

[Sunstone]

If you think about it steam could buy it

[Paragon Avenger]

Proctor & Gamble,

Proctor could gamble on CoX and win.

[Paragon Avenger]

Big Tobacco,

Yup, with fewer and fewer suckers smoking, they could get money from on-line gaming.

[Floride]

Sara Lee

Nobody doesn't like City of Heroes

[Paragon Avenger]

I do.  It's fun seeing the improbable setups and slogans.

Thanks, you single-handedly got this topic going again.

[Victoria Victrix]

Dolce and Gabana

Icon will be fabulous.

[Paragon Avenger]

Funk & Wagnalls,

That way all the NPC's would be speaking proper English.

[Tubbius]

Thanks, you single-handedly got this topic going again.

I did?  YAY!  :)

I wonder if I could do that for City of Heroes, though. . . .

[Vr2Lrose]

The BBC  should totally buy city of heroes cause then we can add  Doctor WHO and Monty Python stuff to our game universe.
and stuff from all the other shows BBC but most people don't know about. because they think the BBC only  does the shows Americans obsess over. :P

[Victoria Victrix]

Ben and Jerrys

They can add three new flavors

Caped Crunch, Villainous Vanilla Fudge, and Enriched Gold (but after eating the third, you won't remember you had it).

[Floride]

Mozilla

We are the free and open web, this is what we do

[Eoraptor]

Radio Shack?


(too soon?)

[Paragon Avenger]

Codewalker,

The thing would be running smoother than ever, more robust, most of the bugs fixed, and stupid stories like the origin of origins would be gone.

Codewalker, I'll loan ya twenty until pay-day if that will help.

[Paragon Avenger]

The company Dilbert works for,

It can't be much worse than what we have now.

[Floride]

The company Dilbert works for,

It can't be much worse than what we have now.

I can see his boss now - "The game doesn't have enough paying customers. See if the Elbonians can find a way to use fewer punch cards in the mainframes."

[Paragon Avenger]

Hallmark Cards,

They could tie-in game credit cards into birthday cards.
"When you care enough, to play the very best."

(The entire Hallmark family is going to sue me over that one.)

[Floride]

Gene Simmons

Yet another thing he can slap the name KISS all over

[Paragon Avenger]

Gene Simmons

Yet another thing he can slap the name KISS all over

City of Kiss!  The Kiss army rocks the Arachnos or the longbow depending on your color (blue/red).