Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH

[Blackgrue]

Monsanto: Mutants are people too.

[Floride]

Bic Lighters

Giving heroes in Steel Canyon something else to do since 2008

[Ryo Kinsaru]

I don't want a corporation to buy CoX, I want Vladimir Putin to buy CoX and relaunch it.

"I dare you shut down."

Tonight's Top Story:
"City of Heroes/City of Villains made headlines today when they unilaterally invaded and annexed DC Universe Online, Guild Wars 1 & 2, and the Peoples' Democratic Republic of the Congo. When asked what prompted these heinous and unprovoked attacks, President Putin simply responded, "More room Super Jump."."

[Paragon Avenger]

THeM,

I run it so that neither NCSoft nor anybody else can shut it down while it is profitable.

[Floride]

Blue Cross/Blue Shield

All hospital visits now require a paragon points co-pay

[Paragon Avenger]

Blue Cross/Blue Shield

All hospital visits now require a paragon points co-pay

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[Paragon Avenger]

XMPP,

That way City of Heroes will have a more modern chat client built in.

[Floride]

Taco Bell

In the future ALL video games will be Taco Bell

[Victoria Victrix]

Amiga.

As the premier product of their new Toaster^tm

[downix]

Amiga.

As the premier product of their new Toaster^tm

This one stung.

I worked for a neo-Amiga corporation at one point.

[Paragon Avenger]

Samsung,

They could port it over to a smart-phone client.  We will need to have smaller fingers to tap the powers in the trays.

[Tubbius]

Victoria's Secret.

Then it would have an expansion pack: City of Eros.

[Taceus Jiwede]

Victoria's Secret.

Then it would have an expansion pack: City of Eros.

Ha! Loved it

[Arcana]

Victoria's Secret.

We already had buxom half-naked characters with wings, and they could actually fly, so I'm not sure what they could contribute.

[Floride]

We already had buxom half-naked characters with wings, and they could actually fly, so I'm not sure what they could contribute.

Bras with Knockback! Oh wait, I'm thinking of Blade & Soul, nevermind  ;D

[Paragon Avenger]

Canon,

Better games make better pictures, so don't miss that Kodak moment.

[Paragon Avenger]

Rolls Royce,

The cadillac of cars and of games.

[Victoria Victrix]

Amway

For a real Pyramid Scheme

[Paragon Avenger]

Scots Tissues,

Next time you need a kleneex, reach for Scot's.

[Paragon Avenger]

Fruit of the Loom,

That way, the underwear or bottoms in the game will look better.  Like fun strips and cute prints for the women, and bolder colors and a fly front for the guys.