Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH

Started by Paragon Avenger, November 16, 2014, 06:04:36 AM

Blackgrue

Virtue native

Main characters:
Diz the Goblin
Projekt Redstorm

Floride

Bic Lighters

Giving heroes in Steel Canyon something else to do since 2008
History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men

Ryo Kinsaru

I don't want a corporation to buy CoX, I want Vladimir Putin to buy CoX and relaunch it.

"I dare you shut down."

Tonight's Top Story:
"City of Heroes/City of Villains made headlines today when they unilaterally invaded and annexed DC Universe Online, Guild Wars 1 & 2, and the Peoples' Democratic Republic of the Congo. When asked what prompted these heinous and unprovoked attacks, President Putin simply responded, "More room Super Jump."."
I can't think of anything clever to place here as I am currently over-caffeinated on very little sleep. All the cool people have a signature, so I will drop random text here trying to fit in.

Paragon Avenger

THeM,

I run it so that neither NCSoft nor anybody else can shut it down while it is profitable.

Floride

Blue Cross/Blue Shield

All hospital visits now require a paragon points co-pay
History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men

Paragon Avenger

Quote from: Floride on June 20, 2015, 01:26:09 PM
Blue Cross/Blue Shield

All hospital visits now require a paragon points co-pay

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Paragon Avenger

XMPP,

That way City of Heroes will have a more modern chat client built in.

Floride

Taco Bell

In the future ALL video games will be Taco Bell
History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men

Victoria Victrix

Amiga.

As the premier product of their new Toastertm
I will go down with this ship.  I won't put my hands up in surrender.  There will be no white flag above my door.  I'm in love, and always will be.  Dido

downix

Quote from: Victoria Victrix on June 25, 2015, 12:08:26 PM
Amiga.

As the premier product of their new Toastertm
This one stung.

I worked for a neo-Amiga corporation at one point.

Paragon Avenger

Samsung,

They could port it over to a smart-phone client.  We will need to have smaller fingers to tap the powers in the trays.

Tubbius

Victoria's Secret.

Then it would have an expansion pack: City of Eros.

Taceus Jiwede

Quote from: Tubbius on June 25, 2015, 11:10:20 PM
Victoria's Secret.

Then it would have an expansion pack: City of Eros.

Ha! Loved it

Arcana

Quote from: Tubbius on June 25, 2015, 11:10:20 PM
Victoria's Secret.

We already had buxom half-naked characters with wings, and they could actually fly, so I'm not sure what they could contribute.

Floride

Quote from: Arcana on June 25, 2015, 11:41:18 PM
We already had buxom half-naked characters with wings, and they could actually fly, so I'm not sure what they could contribute.
Bras with Knockback! Oh wait, I'm thinking of Blade & Soul, nevermind  ;D
History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men

Paragon Avenger

Canon,

Better games make better pictures, so don't miss that Kodak moment.

Paragon Avenger

Rolls Royce,

The cadillac of cars and of games.

Victoria Victrix

I will go down with this ship.  I won't put my hands up in surrender.  There will be no white flag above my door.  I'm in love, and always will be.  Dido

Paragon Avenger

Scots Tissues,

Next time you need a kleneex, reach for Scot's.

Paragon Avenger

Fruit of the Loom,

That way, the underwear or bottoms in the game will look better.  Like fun strips and cute prints for the women, and bolder colors and a fly front for the guys.