Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH

[Paragon Avenger]

Pringles,

Because you can stack them, and in City of Heroes you can ... (what?  Oh, you can't do that in the game?  I didn't know that.)  ... nevermind.

[Paragon Avenger]

Kroger

Because just like you, we have alt-itis:

(Kroger, Dillon's, Fred Meyer, Fry's, QFC, Ralph's, Smith's, Baker's, City Market, Food4Less, Foods Co, Gerble's, Jay C, King Shopper, Owen's, Pay Less super market, Harris Teeter, iWireless, Kwik Shop, Littman Jewelers, Loaf'N'Jug, QuikStop, The Little Clinic, Tom Thumb, Turkey Hill, Fred Meyer Jelewers)

As an aside, whenever you patronize any of these places, refer to it as "Loaf'N'Jug".

[Paragon Avenger]

Fruit Loops

The best cereal to eat while you're rubber-banding.

[Paragon Avenger]

Spandex

We supply Icon and they supply you with costumes.

[Floride]

Game of Thrones

Because we love any storyline that kills off the favorite characters.

[Paragon Avenger]

Toyota,

No reason.

[Paragon Avenger]

HBO,

That way, they could stream video of players taking down giant monsters or defeating the last A/V of a task force.  HBO would actually have something good on for a change.


Rebutal by HBO: Ouch!

[Paragon Avenger]

Checker's / Rally's,

Talking bags for everybody.

[tumbleweedgamer]

WhataBurger

WhatAHero,, Orange and White champion with a giant two handed french fry.

[Floride]

JJ Abrams

Reviving franchises is what i do

[Arcana]

Harley Davidson

Praetorian by birth.  Rogue by choice.

[Floride]

Betty Crocker

Now we have recipes that can literally make you invisible

[Paragon Avenger]

Bush's Beans,

Because this is our hill and these are our beans.

[MegaWatt]

variation on the Pringles from earlier

Once you pop SB you just cant stop!

[Paragon Avenger]

Baldwin Piano;

We could make City of Heroes the Steinway of MMO's.

[Floride]

Rubbermaid

We make everything else, so why not games?

[Paragon Avenger]

Pizza Hut,

Imagine stuffed crust Rikti.

[Paragon Avenger]

Bang & Olufsen:

They will make the game superb.
Nobody will be able to afford it, but it will be superb.

[Paragon Avenger]

Enterprise Rental Car,

They will have a service that will pick you up and take you to your contact.

[Floride]

Red Bull

It gives you wings... and jet packs... and teleportation... and...