Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH

Paragon Avenger · February 14, 2015, 04:37:04 AM

Quote from: Charged Mastermind on February 14, 2015, 12:28:23 AM
NCSoft

Because they will build up an immensely popular and immensely community-supported game and then liquidate everything for no good reason

It's been done.

Ultimate15 · February 14, 2015, 08:01:45 PM

Activia® Yogurt‎.

Because unlike NCSoft, they actually give a $hit. ;D (I'm sorry, I don't mean to bash NCSoft - but I just had to go for it).

Paragon Avenger · February 16, 2015, 04:16:53 AM

Peptol-Bismol

Imagine Atlas Park covered in a thick sweet smelling pink liquid. Now that's protection.

Paragon Avenger · February 17, 2015, 03:44:59 AM

NASCAR

Because super speed isn't just for getting to the next mission, first.

Aggelakis · February 17, 2015, 03:50:06 AM

Quote from: johng736@gmail.com on February 12, 2015, 03:36:05 AM
Simple Machines Forum:

We could turn City of Heroes into a bulletine boards game. Just don't try to change your user name.

Is this a sideways request? :)

Paragon Avenger · February 17, 2015, 03:56:30 AM

Quote from: Aggelakis on February 17, 2015, 03:50:06 AM
Is this a sideways request? :)

Well, now that you mention it. . .I would like to go by Paragon Avenger.

Aggelakis · February 17, 2015, 04:14:41 AM

Quote from: johng736@gmail.com on February 17, 2015, 03:56:30 AM
Well, now that you mention it. . .I would like to go by Paragon Avenger.

*starts mumbling arcane gibberish and waving her hands 'mystically'*

*summons Tony or Sekoia*

:p

Paragon Avenger · February 17, 2015, 04:52:38 AM

Wow, does the tingling mean it's working or that I'm having a stroke?

Aggelakis · February 17, 2015, 05:40:30 AM

Quote from: johng736@gmail.com on February 17, 2015, 04:52:38 AM
Wow, does the tingling mean it's working or that I'm having a stroke?

Por que no los dos!

Paragon Avenger · February 17, 2015, 08:01:05 PM

You're giving me a headache?

Paragon Avenger · February 18, 2015, 04:10:15 AM

Wow, that worked, my global formum name is now, The Paragon Avenger, they spell it johng736@gmail,com, silly Russians.

Paragon Avenger · February 18, 2015, 04:11:20 AM

Missing Worlds Media

They could buy City of Heroes and create a sequel called City of Titans and ... nevermind.

Safehouse · February 18, 2015, 01:27:21 PM

Pillsbury

The enemies during the winter event will be replaced by giant doughboys.

Paragon Avenger · February 19, 2015, 04:54:04 AM

Quote from: safehouse23 on February 18, 2015, 01:27:21 PM
Pillsbury

The enemies during the winter event will be replaced by giant doughboys.

I thought that they were doughboys. Snowmen? Are you sure?

Paragon Avenger · February 20, 2015, 04:59:37 AM

Bayer Aspirin

You'll need it.

Paragon Avenger · February 21, 2015, 10:57:36 PM

Wow, my name changed.
Some of my earlier posts might not make as much sense, but who reads that old junk anyways.

Thanks, Aggelakis and Sekoia!

Paragon Avenger · February 22, 2015, 02:33:51 AM

Memorex

You can now record your missions so that you can loop them and farm even when you're not on-line.

Paragon Avenger · February 25, 2015, 01:09:22 AM

Victoria's Secret

You might as well look sexy as you battle evil.

Floride · February 25, 2015, 01:23:11 AM

Chiclets

Have you had your inspiration today?

Paragon Avenger · February 26, 2015, 08:39:11 AM

Cononco

Hottest game going.

(Wow, back when gas stations used to advertise.)