Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH

Safehouse · December 29, 2014, 02:15:50 PM

Beach Body.

Our defenders do the p90X routine so that they can be better at buffing your characters up and de-buffing your enemies.

Paragon Avenger · December 30, 2014, 06:24:08 AM

Keebler

City of Heroes baked in a hollow tree by elves.

Paragon Avenger · December 31, 2014, 10:56:18 PM

Zippo Lighter

City of Heroes will stay lit, even in wind!

Paragon Avenger · January 05, 2015, 11:52:14 PM

Hertz Rental Cars:

we game harder.

Galina · January 06, 2015, 07:25:43 AM

The NFL.

After all they have been training Time Manipulation Controllers for Decades.
Who else can make the final 20 seconds of a game last 30 minutes......

Paragon Avenger · January 07, 2015, 05:25:47 AM

Hostess

We bought back the twinkie, why not City of Heroes.

Spellcaster Hana · January 07, 2015, 06:13:48 PM

Unilever

"Feel good, look good and get more out of ICON."

Paragon Avenger · January 08, 2015, 06:23:42 AM

Apple Inc.

We can make CoH easier to use, simplier to understand and more useful.
On the down side, it will be more expensive, more exclusive and every time we make an upgrade you will have to start over from scratch.

Paragon Avenger · January 09, 2015, 03:02:02 AM

Evco Wholesale Foods Corp.

Yeah, we're not as fancy as Sysco, the bunch of weenies, but we don't get mistaken for a high tech firm making network equipment. Sometimes we get mistaken for Evco plastics, but that's another story.

Oh, and we can do the same for City of Heroes.

Paragon Avenger · January 10, 2015, 02:32:44 AM

Alpo.

Dogs like us, gamers love us.

Paragon Avenger · January 11, 2015, 01:19:39 AM

Ronco

Yes, we can bring you the game-o-matic, but wait there's more.

Paragon Avenger · January 12, 2015, 07:06:29 AM

AT&T

Well, to be frank with you, this telecommunication thing isn't working out for us, so on-line gaming might be our thing now.

Floride · January 12, 2015, 06:32:35 PM

Taco Bell

Because eventually ALL video games will be Taco Bell.

Paragon Avenger · January 14, 2015, 04:49:19 AM

Manties

Because what strong, butch hero wouldn't want to wear pink lacy nylon underwear fashioned after women's panties during life and death battles.

Paragon Avenger · January 15, 2015, 02:50:23 AM

IBM

Like City of Heroes, we were once great.

Paragon Avenger · January 16, 2015, 07:58:37 AM

Jim Beam

City of Heroes has been in our family for seven generations.

Paragon Avenger · January 17, 2015, 05:45:33 AM

Grue

It will be not terrible or bad or terrible.

Paragon Avenger · January 18, 2015, 07:57:43 AM

Kraft

City of Heroes, it's the cheesiest!

Paragon Avenger · January 20, 2015, 05:15:31 AM

Min Wax

Great for min/maxing

MaxEternal · January 21, 2015, 01:19:29 AM

Elon Musk

Who better than the real life version on Tony Stark? Plus his Space X just got a cool billion from Google. The money is there and could add some good sci fi content based on their real science work.