Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH

[Paragon Avenger]

Pixar

The cut scenes will be well animated.

[AmberOfDzu]

General Atomics

[Paragon Avenger]

Boeing Aircraft Corporation

Let your game take flight, unless super speed is your travel power.

[ParagonLurker]

Oracle Corporation

Why not, they've beeen buying everything else.

[Floride]

Apple

City of Heroes? There's an app for that!

[Brigadine]

Boeing Aircraft Corporation

Let your game take flight, unless super speed is your travel power.

Till it catches fire and leaks fuel like the Dreamliner!

[MM3squints]

Sony Pictures. They seem to have a good time negotiating with Koreans right now xD (Note: I know the difference between S Korea and the sad land, but this one was too easy t say)

[Paragon Avenger]

General Electric.

Remember the GEnie network, we can do the same to CoX.

[Paragon Avenger]

Sarah Lee

nobody does it / doesn't like Sarah Lee ... games.

[Paragon Avenger]

Banquet Frozen Foods

City of Heroes will become the TV dinner of MMORPG'S

[Safehouse]

General Electric.

Remember the GEnie network, we can do the same to CoX.

The beauty of this is that they would have a unique NPC in the game, named General Electric, an elec/elec blaster.

Hallmark. Everyone's shout would be replaced with a saccharin, pun-filled tagline.

[Paragon Avenger]

Hallmark. Everyone's shout would be replaced with a saccharin, pun-filled tagline.

As our intrepid hero runs into battle against the dreaded Malta Group, we hear him shout, "Remember today is a gift!  That's why it's called the present!"

[Safehouse]

As our intrepid hero runs into battle against the dreaded Malta Group, we hear him shout, "Remember today is a gift!  That's why it's called the present!"

Haha! Perfect!

[Stratoburst]

Budweiser

"When you've said C - O - H, you've said it all!"

(Just shows how old I am....)

[Paragon Avenger]

Sysco

Just because you never heard of us, and probably confuse us with Cisco, doesn't mean that we can't take City of Heroes to a whole new level of food service.

[Safehouse]

Sysco

Just because you never heard of us, and probably confuse us with Cisco, doesn't mean that we can't take City of Heroes to a whole new level of food service.

But don't confuse them with another buyer: Crisco.

Making CoH a delicious experience for all.

[Paragon Avenger]

Nike

Just play it

[Paragon Avenger]

Cisco

You'll need a new router to play City of Heroes.

[Paragon Avenger]

BASF
We didn't make City of Heroes, we make it better.

[Paragon Avenger]

BASF
We didn't make City of Heroes, we make it better.

I crack me up.