New efforts!

[Fable]

I would like to return to the AE missions about marketeers PvPing farmers, please.

Either this response went way over my head or its not funny at all.. Just saying. Lol.

[Twisted Toon]

Either this response went way over my head or its not funny at all.. Just saying. Lol.

I'm thinking that Arcana thought that punchline wasn't one of the better ones she has heard and would like to go back to a subject that was less mentally painful.

I'm one of those weird people that actually likes "bad" jokes.

Unfortunately, I'm the only one in the house that does.




So, what do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?

[Fable]

I'm thinking that Arcana thought that punchline wasn't one of the better ones she has heard and would like to go back to a subject that was less mentally painful.

I'm one of those weird people that actually likes "bad" jokes.

Unfortunately, I'm the only one in the house that does.




So, what do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?

Drumroll please....... And the answer is...... Went over my head!!!

Square-root beer?

[Aggelakis]

Beer.

[Joshex]

Beer.

Beer = 25518

Square root of 25518= 159.74354447050434720111649477631

which translates as "Aei'gdcedddg e dcdgb aaafdidggfca" (which is what people say after consuming too much beer) or "Oi! gdcedddg e dcdgtkpdidggfca"

either one can mean "get me another beer" or "what did you say?!" or "you stepped on my shoe!" or "this beer has too much head on it" all of which can lead to inevitable bar fights.

so in contrast the square root of beer is a bar fight.

[Aggelakis]

Beer = 25518

Square root of 25518= 159.74354447050434720111649477631

which translates as "Aei'gdcedddg e dcdgb aaafdidggfca" (which is what people say after consuming too much beer) or "Oi! gdcedddg e dcdgtkpdidggfca"

either one can mean "get me another beer" or "what did you say?!" or "you stepped on my shoe!" or "this beer has too much head on it" all of which can lead to inevitable bar fights.

so in contrast the square root of beer is a bar fight.

I don't know what this is, but it has nothing to do with the conversation. Much like a lot of your posts.

What do you get when you put root beer in a square mug? Beer.

[FloatingFatMan]

Beer? Screw beer; or that fly water you lot call beer anyway.  Single malt Scotch whisky, or get out!

[Arcana]

Beer? Screw beer; or that fly water you lot call beer anyway.  Single malt Scotch whisky, or get out off my lawn!

Fixed.

[Twisted Toon]

Drumroll please....... And the answer is...... Went over my head!!!

Square-root beer?

A square and a (square)root cancel each other.

Aggelakis is correct, you'd get Beer.

And now for more possibly humorous distractions...


Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Batman.

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.  :P

[JanessaVR]

Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Batman.

With all this talk of Sodium, I'm starting to think The Horror of Party Beach has made an appearance.  :)

[MM3squints]

Tell these to NC Soft any they will sign the deal right now:

What did one late Cookie say to the other cookie?

Ka-ja

What did the egg bus driver say to the egg waiting to get on the bus?

Gye-Ran

What did the cold bum ask for?

Ebur jo-yo

Alot of these jokes you need to know Kongilish to understand.

[Thunder Glove]

With all this talk of Sodium, I'm starting to think The Horror of Party Beach has made an appearance.  :)

"Look at all the toenails. So many toenails.  Doesn't even have this many toes!  Toenails everywhere..."

[ivanhedgehog]

"Look at all the toenails. So many toenails.  Doesn't even have this many toes!  Toenails everywhere..."

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn = get negotiating!! dread chthulhu wants to run his fire/em blaster

dont make HIM pull this universe over!!!

[Arcana]

Alot of these jokes you need to know Kongilish to understand.

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[MM3squints]

https://images.weserv.nl/?url=thisisinfamous.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F12%2Fconfused.jpg

https://images.weserv.nl/?url=vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fepicrapbattlesofhistory%2Fimages%2Fa%2Fa9%2FI-see-what-you-did-there.jpg%2Frevision%2Flatest%3Fcb%3D20150225192204

[Joshex]

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[Felderburg]

Alot of these jokes you need to know Kongilish to understand.

Or... all of them. Please explain.

[MM3squints]

Or... all of them. Please explain.

They are just play on words:

What did one late Cookie say to the other cookie?

Ka-ja

Ka-Ja is how you say Cookie in Korean. It is also a way to say "Lets go"

What did the egg bus driver say to the egg waiting to get on the bus?

Gye-Ran

Gye-Ran is how you say Egg is Korean. It also sounds similar to "Get On"

What did the cold bum ask for?

Ebur jo-yo

Ebur means blanket in Korean. It also means 1 dollar.

These are just stupid jokes we used to say growing up in order to learn both languages and how similar some phrases are English to Korean and vise versa. Actually there is a funny incident that happened to my cousin when he was in 4th grade that got him suspended due to a misunderstanding of Konglish. It involves my cousin saying "Ok, ok (This part was said in English), I will do it (This part was said in Korean which sounds like Naega Hae Gae)" in Konglish and the African-American kid heard something that sounded like it would be offensive to him. After that, the school made it a policy it's probably best just to speak English in class.

[adarict]

Beer = 25518

Square root of 25518= 159.74354447050434720111649477631

which translates as "Aei'gdcedddg e dcdgb aaafdidggfca" (which is what people say after consuming too much beer) or "Oi! gdcedddg e dcdgtkpdidggfca"

either one can mean "get me another beer" or "what did you say?!" or "you stepped on my shoe!" or "this beer has too much head on it" all of which can lead to inevitable bar fights.

so in contrast the square root of beer is a bar fight.

This is quite possibly the most lucid post you have made in the past year.

Take that how you will.  :)

[Arcana]

What did one late Cookie say to the other cookie?

Ka-ja

Ka-Ja is how you say Cookie in Korean. It is also a way to say "Lets go"

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