The WACKIEST Personal Bios! (WARNING - IMAGE HEAVY)

[Primantis]

Surprised this one hasn't been posted yet.

By FAR the finest example.....
https://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i302/arcsalvo/Interesting%20Bios/singsangsong.jpg

You're welcome. ;D

@Ghostchase

There we go, I was nervous for a moment.

Not including that Bio in a thread like this should be considered a sin :P

[The Fifth Horseman]

Some of them are creative. Some like this one are obvious products of deranged or immature (or both!) minds. :p

[Nyx Nought Nothing]

Years ago i made an homage/parody character of Sing Sang Song named Sing Sad Song, an Earth Controller. His bio mimicked the style of Sing Sang Song's bio, but was rewritten to be about how the Earth asked him to defend it by singing him a sad song.

[Copper Cockroach]

I'd heard of Sing Sang Song as a legend, but... wow. I had no idea.

Now I want to create a character called "Meateor". I just need to decide what kind of meat he's made out of.

[houtex]

I see that one, and all I can think about now is "Song Sung Blue", and I don't really even like that song... but now it's in my head.  >.<

/Here ya go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru6oaMLzXYA

[eabrace]

Wow. That's so horrible, it's almost art.

https://images.weserv.nl/?url=l.yimg.com%2Fea%2Fimg%2F-%2F120827%2Fjesusfresco_183lo0t-183lo0v.jpg

[DoctorDelaware]

More? Yes! "No!" YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!

We're getting into my Pinnacle/Protector/Triumph block, which is where I put all my weird characters, it seems.

https://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t500/doctordelaware/TootUncommon_zps11752c3a.png

The key to getting away with an "homage" character? Obscurity.

https://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t500/doctordelaware/WizardOfSpeedAndTime_zps93853771.png

Vikings!

https://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t500/doctordelaware/PsychicViking_zps628b7056.png

Another of my all-time favorites. I've got a new version of this guy on the Icon thing. It just makes me sad that we never got plaid shirts or suspenders in the actual game...

https://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t500/doctordelaware/Lumberninja_zps7693c429.png

[Atlantea]

More? Yes! "No!" YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!


The key to getting away with an "homage" character? Obscurity.

https://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t500/doctordelaware/WizardOfSpeedAndTime_zps93853771.png

Dude. You ROCK. That is pure awesome there!

Please PLEASE tell me he was built with Kinetics as his secondary? :D

And for anyone who does NOT catch the reference - check out the links below -

(Wizard of Speed and Time original Short)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZ1Hz_iRvIY

(later, more polished version made as part of the movie)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92p3NgO9e-Y

Also wiki or google Mike Jittlov.

[Sailboat]

I have the Wizard of Speed and Time movie on old VHS tape.  Actually, having it in an obsolescent format is entirely fitting.  :)

[DoctorDelaware]

I think I made him as Time/Illusion (because I already had Kinetics covered by another character. I had weird rules for that sort of thing. Even stranger was what how I first rolled him up: dual blades/willpower scrapper.)

He did have super speed, though.

[therain93]

Not one of my creations ( ' :

https://images.weserv.nl/?url=img690.imageshack.us%2Fimg690%2F5918%2Fbardw.jpg

[Lady Luck]

Not one of my creations ( ' :

https://images.weserv.nl/?url=img690.imageshack.us%2Fimg690%2F5918%2Fbardw.jpg

Hahahaha  ;D
The best part was his battlecry!

[therain93]

Not one of my creations ( ' :

https://images.weserv.nl/?url=img208.imageshack.us%2Fimg208%2F310%2Fdetectivemsleuth.png

[houtex]

I love Lumberninja.  Son of a bitchin' tree indeed.  Trees are evil, I feel safer knowin he's out there defending us all against them.

[DoctorDelaware]

Sadly, I have completely run out of ridiculous characters NO I HAVEN'T THAT WAS A LIE.

Moar Ninjas!

https://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t500/doctordelaware/BigOlNinja_zps49094ae0.png

On the Big Rock Candy Mountain, you never change your socks.

https://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t500/doctordelaware/KungFuHobo_zps823f0ee4.png

Now with mustache-twirling action! (Fun fact: one of two characters I have based on Rocky & Bullwinkle jokes.)

https://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t500/doctordelaware/ArchJFiend_zps09d66049.png

Another concept that always made me laugh...but it wasn't until I uploaded this picture that I realized I used "astounding" twice in one sentence, and I feel really stupid about it.

https://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t500/doctordelaware/WomanMan_zps5af8042f.png

[Zombie Hustler]

I think Lumberninja just rose to the top of my favorites.  ;D

[Ironbull]

Old Man Bob...  Does anyone have a screen shot or his Bio?  Never forget the first time I saw him running around the D.

[Perfidus]

Someone has to have it. The man stood a titan on Virtue.

[doctorlurkin]

This is what I loved most about the game. The creativity of the players. I enjoyed seeing what characters were created and reading the bios.  The one that stuck in my head the most was "Cluster Flux" that I spotted in the Vanguard Base. I never thought to get a screenshot, because unfortunately I can't remember anything else now.  Sad.

[Xieveral]

Old Man Bob...  Does anyone have a screen shot or his Bio?  Never forget the first time I saw him running around the D.

I have a screenshot of him in the background dressed as the white ranger, none of his true form though ._.