The WACKIEST Personal Bios! (WARNING - IMAGE HEAVY)

[Primantis]

I saw a (presumably) short-lived toon named "Captain Condom" once, running around Atlas..

He was a Force Field Defender, and was passing out "Free protection". Gave me a good chuckle to say the least.

[blackjak]

I have a screenshot of him in the background dressed as the white ranger, none of his true form though ._.

Don't tell me Bob was a Danger Ranger....?
First tine I  saw old Bob was in the D,of course. He was on standing on the bar...

[Xieveral]

Don't tell me Bob was a Danger Ranger....?
First tine I  saw old Bob was in the D,of course. He was on standing on the bar...

In nothing but a beard and underpants?

[blackjak]

In nothing but a beard and underpants?

Duh.

Wait....he had other costumes?

[Ironbull]

Old Man Bob = Legend.  Didn't matter if I was stuck, bored, angry or tired.  Something about seeing him running around the D just made ya smile.  This is the kinda thing I will always miss.  The things you can explain to other gamers that they will just never really get.  You had to be there.

[DoctorDelaware]

Interest in this thread seems to be slowing down...which is unfortunate, as I still have many goofy things to post. (I haven't even gotten to Virtue yet.) So you're going to get a bunch right now.

Also, Detective McSleuth is amazing.



Topical!



Arrogant Worms reference!



Snazzy!



Kids these days!



This one isn't funny, but I always liked this bio (even though it could stand a bit of editing.) Fun fact: this was the second incarnation for this character, and I'd planned to erase him and start over when Bio Armor came out (said armor would be tinted pinkish, to make it look like meat.)



Got a lot of comments on this character's name. Mostly that it was terrible.



Nothing like a good dose of alternate history to round things out.

[Kyriani]

I think the most memorable character I saw on the silly side was a tanker decked out in complete brown with the eye symbol on his chest. His name was The Brown Eye and his bio said simple: "Poke me". It was so juvenile but also hilarious. I never saw him again after that one time but I have never forgotten him lol.

[Nightmarer]

Heh, trying to get that on a T-Shirt. Was planning on visiting it, it's just a couple hours from here but found out visitors are not allowed anymore since a (serious and professional this time) restoration project is about to start.

[ukaserex]

wow.

Now, I have a measure of regret for always being in a bit of a hurry to get things done while playing. Looks like I missed a lot of stuff.

Sonic Girl Seven was my favorite of those I read.

However, they all remind me of one character that was invited to one of the Dreck farms I was running on Triumph back in '05 or '06. I didn't know the player, and don't think I ever saw them again. I truly wish I had a screen shot, but I think you should be greatful that I do not.

Naked Mole Rat


The player behind the character, well, I didn't know him, so I've no idea if he was into role-playing, or just casually over-used the word chum, referring to anyone he was addressing.

Honorable mention goes to "Panda Poacher" -- a player whose global name escapes me, on Liberty. (I think it was @godman)
@hazygreys had sponsored a Panda costume contest - the character that most resembled a panda bear would win some humongous amount of influence, even by inflated standards. 1 billion or some such.
As the judging was taking place - Panda Poacher just appeared out of nowhere - could have been a teleport, or could have just logged in - it was one heck of an entrance. <sigh> I think you probably had to be there.

[eabrace]

However, they all remind me of one character that was invited to one of the Dreck farms I was running on Triumph back in '05 or '06. I didn't know the player, and don't think I ever saw them again. I truly wish I had a screen shot, but I think you should be greatful that I do not.

Naked Mole Rat

The player behind the character, well, I didn't know him, so I've no idea if he was into role-playing, or just casually over-used the word chum, referring to anyone he was addressing.

Always loved teaming with him.  Any time he was in a mission it was like living an episode of The Tick.  Just running around the city and passing by each other by random chance was enough to make me smile.

[Lucretia MacEvil]

Honorable mention goes to "Panda Poacher" -- a player whose global name escapes me, on Liberty. (I think it was @godman)
@hazygreys had sponsored a Panda costume contest - the character that most resembled a panda bear would win some humongous amount of influence, even by inflated standards. 1 billion or some such.
As the judging was taking place - Panda Poacher just appeared out of nowhere - could have been a teleport, or could have just logged in - it was one heck of an entrance. <sigh> I think you probably had to be there.

... I think I can imagine it well enough...
 
...lemme guess, complete panda-monium?

[Atlantea]

Got a lot of comments on this character's name. Mostly that it was terrible.

Ouch. Ow. Pain. Ow. My brain. Ow. Ow. owie... ow...

[healix]

[DoctorDelaware]

Ouch. Ow. Pain. Ow. My brain. Ow. Ow. owie... ow...

*victory lap*

[Lucretia MacEvil]

[Nyx Nought Nothing]

[houtex]

And... the internet is win:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W87N93UMQso&t=2m

Y'all's welcome.

[Bubba Crush]

The Steakinator
(Sorry no picture)
Classification: Minotaur
Origin: Science Tanker
Powers: Electric Armor / Electric Melee
Level: 6  <<Thank you NCSoft!
 
Game Bio:
My name is Bos Taurus...you may call me the Steakinator! I hail from an alternate universe we call Pre'Tauria. Timekeepers known as the Menders of Oldenburros warned the heroes of my world of a "Coming Storm". The "Swill of Furries" was the source of most of our incredible powers, and in our world's darkest hour..."The Swill" abandoned my world. As my world's heroes watched their powers fade...we were invaded by a race from an otherworldly dimension. They were called "The Cluckwork". A race of psionically cybernetic chickens hell-bent on ruling the multiverse. Led by the ruthless Cluckwork King, our forces did not stand a chance. My cybernetic augmentations allowed me to break free and travel to your universe. Here I will farm for the great shards of power and then I will return to free my world from the clutches of The Cluckwork.

AE Story:
Never had a chance. I was going to develop this origin into an AE story over the winter...but...you already know the end to our story.
In addition to the Cluckwork...I had developed another villain group..."The Circle Of Horns."  The mages wore the elemental costumes pieces for shoulders and gloves. Magic powers were crystal based. Ah...well...