The WACKIEST Personal Bios! (WARNING - IMAGE HEAVY)

[JWBullfrog]

Oh... and how could i forget...  Doctor Hooloovoo

All in blue? Yes?

[adarict]

I'll have to find the screenshot, but one that made me laugh so much that I ended up giving him a million inf, was Narcoleptic Man.  His bio was funny, and he had binds set up for things like his battlecry, which  trailed off into snoring.  whoever the player was, they were hilarious, and stayed in character the whole time.  This was on Guardian.

[DoctorDelaware]

Time for more.

https://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t500/doctordelaware/CrazyTalk_zpsdf68ad6b.png

Behold my poor attempt at censorship.

https://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t500/doctordelaware/GoldenCalamity_zps531387f6.png

This is based on one of my friends. I was going to block out his name too, but then I realized I didn't care.

https://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t500/doctordelaware/DoctorFriesen_zpsd1e4b81f.png

[Atlantea]

This is based on one of my friends. I was going to block out his name too, but then I realized I didn't care.

https://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t500/doctordelaware/DoctorFriesen_zpsd1e4b81f.png

What sealed the deal and sent me into giggle-fit territory was - after reading the bio (already chuckling) I saw his badge title...

... yeah...

*FALLS OVER LAUGHING*

[DoctorDelaware]

What sealed the deal and sent me into giggle-fit territory was - after reading the bio (already chuckling) I saw his badge title...

... yeah...

*FALLS OVER LAUGHING*

I can't take full credit for that, much as I'd like to. I was inspired by once seeing another hero use that badge title...an archer by the name of Purple Shaft.

[Colette]

Sorry I don't have a screenshot.

My own "Dale Vultan's" Bio read:

"Greetings, people of Earth! I, Dale Vultan, princess of Mingi City, have arrived to repay my world's honor debt by helping you overthrow the evil... psst! Who are they fighting again? SPIDER? Zarkov's beard, who would name themselves after some vermin to be trampled? Why, the Merciless One would -- is this thing on? ...To help you overthrow the evil Lord Spider! Huzzah!

...yes yes, Recluse. Whatever. We'd best hurry before he dies of embarrassment."

[therain93]

Not one of my creations ( ' :

https://images.weserv.nl/?url=img23.imageshack.us%2Fimg23%2F1490%2Ftitanofindustry.jpg

[Zombie Hustler]

I think Dr. Goodvibes has one of the best bios I've ever read. lol

Love Pizarro Statesman, Captain Dammit, and Ladies Knight, too!

[Septipheran]

I don't have a screen unfortunately, but one of my less played alts was a Bots/Time Mastermind named Mender Micron. His info went something like, "I have come from the future to teach you the art of superior robot crafting. I don't know what Ouroboros is, I just mend the robots."

[therain93]

Not one of my creations  ( ' :

https://images.weserv.nl/?url=img854.imageshack.us%2Fimg854%2F9074%2Fbioditzkrieg.jpg

[Janrith]

I didn't think to take screen shots of the bios of my toons, but here's one I created as a bit of a silly concept.  I was running on a pitiful computer and lagging like crazy so made a toon to go with it to explain my rubberbanding and general lack of connectivity.

SAM Mark V:

In an attempt to create a virtually unstoppable hero, young Jimmy Driskel used his technical wizardry to create a robotic constuct he called the Superpowered Autonomous Mechanism.

Equipping it with a high speed broadband receiver, he discovered a way he could control it from his home computer over the Internet. Unfortunately a pre-teen's allowance only goes so far and it ran dry some time ago.

After his parents saw the bills from all the Internet companies he couldn't explain, they reduced his allowance and put him into Internet Addiction counselling. Jimmy is now reduced to a slow dialup connection to the Internet, causing his "hero" to lag and sputter during missions as he tries to command the automaton.

In addition, as he can only get online after he's done his homework, his asperations of fighting alongside his hero Statesman are as yet unfullfilled. Soon though, he will be back on broadband (and off restriction) and the SAM will be unstoppable!

EDIT:
Here's a CIT pic of him:
https://avatars.cohtitan.com/custom/characters/24342_200.png?603764837

[Janrith]

My second villian (loosely termed...) was called Tank.Girl... someone apparently didn't like me running by so I got genericized and was told I could submit 3 names as options for the mods to set me to.  They'd review them for appropriateness and pick one of them.  I can't remember all three I submitted, but here's as best I remember:

Thezlpo Kyurizout
Tanku no on'nanoko
(some other poorly mangled foriegn language that translated to Tank Girl).

I figured they'd throw out my first choice without a second glance and I'd squeak by with one of the others.

https://avatars.cohtitan.com/custom/characters/8308_200.png?1815647195

Imagine my surprise when they approved the first option (read it out loud to yourself a couple of times if you don't get it).  Here's her post-generic bio:

My previous life has been wiped out and now I'm pissed, so you better watch it! Don't even try to figure it out; I'm here now and that's all that matters. And you better not stare either! If you're not careful these'll be the last things you *ever* see...

[therain93]

Not one of my Creations, but Organica's ( ' :

https://images.weserv.nl/?url=img802.imageshack.us%2Fimg802%2F8615%2Fsonicgirlseventoga.jpg

[Shinobu]

Heh, I forgot that character was ever in Paradox Acropolis (a friend's SG).

I'm kind of sad right now because searching on "SingSangSong" "deth kick" and "lesbian hellions" produces virtually nothing.  :/  If I search on "jerk hackers" or "kill skuls" I get the urban dictionary entries, and sometimes I get paragon wikia entries (that I don't click on)... but a lot of this stuff is already gone from the web.

I might have some of that saved somewhere though, not sure.

[Shinobu]

https://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc232/minty89/coh%20photos/lesbianhellion_zps930b45fe.jpg

Woohoo!  Dug this one up with an image search.

[therain93]

Not one of my creations ( ' :

https://images.weserv.nl/?url=img268.imageshack.us%2Fimg268%2F4192%2Fboomboom003.jpg

[Nyx Nought Nothing]

Never really did much but wander through Pocket D and the Ski Chalet during the holidays, but i was amused.
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/582678_474923062570404_754325317_n.jpg

Can't find any good screenshots, but this was the bio for the Retrofuturist:

Nikolas Tungsten is The Retrofuturist.

Behold the power of steam!
The Prussian Prince of Automotons may have taken steam technology to levels undreamed of by most, but he wasn't the only one. 90 years ago my great-grandfather Johann Steamkopf had developed a steampowered armor suit using the concepts of Nikola Tesla. Unable to convince the Department of War to fund his research, the prototype was put into storage at the end of World War I.
When the Rikti attacked my father took the suit into battle to help repel the invasion. During the height of the battle to bring down one of the motherships a line corroded by decades of storage in a leaky shed ruptured and boiled him alive. He died a hero, and my great-grandfather and I have rebuilt (and cleaned out) the suit with the latest esoteric technology. A suit I now wear to prove the power of the Retrofuturist!
((The suit smells faintly of baked ham. Don't  think about it too much.))

[therain93]

Not one of my creations ( ' :

https://images.weserv.nl/?url=img834.imageshack.us%2Fimg834%2F3046%2Fcherrysundae.jpg

[Hejist]

Surprised this one hasn't been posted yet.

By FAR the finest example.....
https://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i302/arcsalvo/Interesting%20Bios/singsangsong.jpg

You're welcome. ;D

@Ghostchase

[DoctorDelaware]

Wow. That's so horrible, it's almost art.