Underachieving metaphors

Paragon Avenger · December 15, 2017, 05:20:33 AM

"No matter where you go; there you are."
(Yeah, next time you have a thought, let it die of loneliness.)

Paragon Avenger · January 14, 2018, 06:59:12 AM

"What comes around, goes around."
(Thank you so much for that tautology. If you ever have anything to say, even sophistry, let me know.)

huang3721 · January 14, 2018, 07:49:08 AM

...until acting upon it is an external force.

Hi, Avenger! Long time no see.

Paragon Avenger · January 14, 2018, 05:22:34 PM

Quote from: huang3721 on January 06, 2017, 12:30:16 PM
"What goes around comes around" ~~unless acted upon by an external force~~.

(Thank you so much for that tautology. If you ever have anything to say, even sophistry, let me know.)

giving proper credit, but mine has big words.

Paragon Avenger · January 14, 2018, 05:26:32 PM

"To err is human; to forgive, divine."
(So, no matter what I do to you; you MUST forgive me! I like being human.)

Paragon Avenger · February 05, 2018, 06:00:38 AM

"No rough-housing in the house!"
(But where else can we rough-house? It's in the frigging name.)

Paragon Avenger · February 06, 2018, 04:56:58 AM

Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
(Yeah, Murphy, what would stop it.)

Paragon Avenger · February 23, 2018, 05:42:42 AM

"Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
(Great, either I have bags of freedom or none at all.)

Paragon Avenger · March 26, 2018, 04:43:52 AM

"You can be anything you want to be."
(what a crock, if you work hard, put in the hours, train real hard, get lucky a few times than maybe just maybe you'll be in debt up to your eyes---if you're lucky.)

Paragon Avenger · April 04, 2018, 12:53:49 AM

"No, don't try; do it."
(Yes, I'm going to try and do it, geez!)

Paragon Avenger · May 17, 2018, 01:34:48 AM

You have to have a runny nose to catch a cold.
Noses run in my family.
Nosey Rosey.
You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose, but don't pick your friend's nose.
The Shadow Nose
The ~~eyes~~ noses have it.
People with tans brown nose. That is way they put zinc-oxide on their noses.
♫ Come on feel the nose ♫ Girls rock your boys ♫

And always remember that to midgets, elevators smell like butts.

Paragon Avenger · May 24, 2018, 05:21:17 PM

If you can't beat them, join them.
(coward)

Paragon Avenger · June 20, 2018, 01:18:49 AM

Together, we can do anything!
(except go our seperate ways.)

healix · June 25, 2018, 09:44:51 PM

Practice makes perfect
(practice makes progress, there is no perfection in this world)

Paragon Avenger · June 28, 2018, 11:49:20 PM

Hell have no fury like a woman scorned.
(I resent that sexist remark. Men have fury too. And some women know how to forgive.)

Paragon Avenger · August 25, 2018, 03:32:42 AM

"If you think it's butter..."
[if you think that is butter, boy have you got a surprise waiting for you]

Paragon Avenger · September 01, 2018, 05:01:34 AM

"A stich in time, saves nine."
[ok, first, you can't stich time. second, saves nine what? Water-buffalos?]

healix · September 08, 2018, 12:25:54 AM

My mind is a steel trap.
[too bad it's been left to rust shut]

Paragon Avenger · September 12, 2018, 03:13:13 AM

"Ours is not to wonder why. Ours is to jump and die."
(ok, you first.)

Paragon Avenger · October 07, 2018, 07:30:44 AM

"There is no absolute truth; everything is relative."
(Excuse me mister phil os sopher, but isn't that an absolute statement?)