Underachieving metaphors

Paragon Avenger · February 18, 2016, 02:46:26 AM

I, for one, blah-blah-blah. How could the first person subjective singular pronoun refer to any more than one?

Floride · February 18, 2016, 11:04:08 AM

It is better to die on your feet than to live a lifetime on your knees. That is, unless you choose live a lifetime on your feet.

Paragon Avenger · February 19, 2016, 03:16:45 AM

Quote from: Floride on February 18, 2016, 11:04:08 AM
It is better to die on your feet than to live a lifetime on your knees. That is, unless you choose live a lifetime on your feet.

It would suck to die on your knees.

Teikiatsu · February 19, 2016, 05:03:59 AM

Once all this mess dies down to a dull roar...

Fireheart · February 19, 2016, 07:17:15 PM

Metaphorically speaking, I don't get it.

Be Well!
Fireheart

Paragon Avenger · February 22, 2016, 04:53:03 AM

If it isn't one thing, it's something else.
(well, duh.)

healix · March 02, 2016, 12:24:26 AM

Things are more like they are today then they've ever been before....

Floride · March 02, 2016, 06:21:38 AM

There's 2 types of people in the world... those who say "there are 2 types of people in the world" and those who actually say something profound.

chuckv3 · March 02, 2016, 03:52:00 PM

Quote from: Paragon Avenger on February 19, 2016, 03:16:45 AM
It would suck to die on your knees.

This answer only seems like it sucks. It's really just fallacious.

Paragon Avenger · March 10, 2016, 04:09:16 AM

This new sieve invention of yours looks promising, but will it hold water?

huang3721 · March 14, 2016, 01:51:01 PM

There is a proverb in my country:

QuotePlaying with water, soaked. Playing with fire, burnt.

Quoting Paragon Avenger:

QuoteWell, duh!

Paragon Avenger · March 15, 2016, 03:23:20 AM

According to your country, doctors from my country suffer from not being doctors from your country.

Paragon Avenger · April 06, 2016, 04:46:26 AM

Underachieving metaphors and other mangled sayings are like half of one, six dozen of the other.

Paragon Avenger · April 20, 2016, 04:31:30 AM

It is what it is.
(what else could it be?)

Mister Hassenpheffer · May 13, 2016, 10:15:32 PM

One of these days... death is gonna kill me.

Paragon Avenger · May 13, 2016, 10:33:57 PM

Well there's an hour I never get back.
(How would they get that hour back by doing something else?)
{besides time travel}

Paragon Avenger · May 23, 2016, 03:06:19 AM

"That's funny as hell"
(Yeah fire, brimstone and demon torment are hilarious, :roll: .)

Paragon Avenger · May 23, 2016, 03:06:55 AM

That's so unfunny, it's laughable.

Paragon Avenger · May 26, 2016, 04:28:34 AM

If you think that I'm going to post here, you got another thing coming.

(That's totally wrong. It should be, "If you believe that I would post something here then perhaps you should reconsider.")

Paragon Avenger · May 29, 2016, 09:43:27 PM

Killed by Death
Killed by Death
Killed by Death

(Sorry Lemmy, it should be 'Killed to death', and it still doesn't say anything.)