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Eoraptor

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Powers you'd never want
« on: May 10, 2015, 11:22:39 PM »
A list or brief description of powers or power sets you're glad did not exist in game.

I'll start
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Rocket Ass; various posterior related powers with unpleasant poses and even more unpleasant animation sets.
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Re: Powers you'd never want
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2015, 11:32:13 PM »
Whip Spine: An effective weapon with nice reach and barbed to boot, but whilst your enemies won't be standing around to feel its effects something tells me that neither will its user :P
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Re: Powers you'd never want
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2015, 11:34:22 PM »
Demonic Halitosis- Sickening stench from your pie hole subdues all foes...and friends
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Re: Powers you'd never want
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2015, 02:11:48 AM »
Parasitic Control

Your bond with the various vermin that infest your body has grown so strong that you can manipulate them as a tool to plague your enemies. Including such powers as; Tape Worm Impale, where you send your own tape worm out across the ground to lung up into your opponents and root them in place. Ring Worm Hide, where you cause your enemies to grow thick ring worm across their body slowing them down and reducing their accuracy in combat. And Pubic Lice Swarm, a tier 9 pet that hinders and afflicts your enemies in various ways, but mainly by making them itch vigorously.
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Re: Powers you'd never want
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2015, 02:50:38 AM »
Montezuma's Revenge
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Re: Powers you'd never want
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2015, 06:16:22 AM »
Sonic Brown Note - An infrasonic frequency that would cause your enemies to lose control of their bowels due to resonance.
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Re: Powers you'd never want
« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2015, 07:03:46 AM »
Team Jinx: self-explanatory.
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Re: Powers you'd never want
« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2015, 09:47:38 AM »
The Front to Back Wipe
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Re: Powers you'd never want
« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2015, 01:40:22 PM »
Mastermind, hobofolk: summoning various classes of the homeless and disenfranchise, starting from a singe level one panhandler with body odor, and climbing upwards until you can summon three level ten schmucks working at WacDonalds who used to be investment bankers at Paragon Financial.
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Re: Powers you'd never want
« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2015, 08:34:25 PM »
Situational telekinesis


it only works when you're alone.
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Re: Powers you'd never want
« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2015, 09:17:24 PM »
Lethargic Malaise

Summon Tree-Sloth

Throwing Thumb-Tacks

Nuclear Stapler

Leaky Ink Pen
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Re: Powers you'd never want
« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2015, 12:40:30 AM »
Anything involving the word Polka. Yes, even Polka Dots.
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Re: Powers you'd never want
« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2015, 12:57:17 AM »
Quote from: Inc42 on May 12, 2015, 12:40:30 AM
Anything involving the word Polka. Yes, even Polka Dots.

What do you have against Weird Al?!
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Re: Powers you'd never want
« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2015, 02:41:44 AM »
Quote from: Castegyre on May 12, 2015, 12:57:17 AM
What do you have against Weird Al?!
or animaniacs
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Re: Powers you'd never want
« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2015, 04:06:13 AM »
A whole powerset based on dentistry.
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Re: Powers you'd never want
« Reply #15 on: May 12, 2015, 05:08:00 AM »
Mounts
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Re: Powers you'd never want
« Reply #16 on: May 12, 2015, 05:25:43 AM »
Heal Foe

Confuse Allie

Teleport object
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Re: Powers you'd never want
« Reply #17 on: May 12, 2015, 01:56:30 PM »
Refrigerator Repair

Throwing Ducks

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Re: Powers you'd never want
« Reply #18 on: May 12, 2015, 02:24:46 PM »
Celery Controller

Summon Abe Vigoda

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Re: Powers you'd never want
« Reply #19 on: May 12, 2015, 06:25:14 PM »
Quote from: Paragon Avenger on May 12, 2015, 05:25:43 AM
Confuse Allie

If this was supposed to be Confuse Ally then I would have loved that power and used it more than any other power in the game on my friends. One of my favorite moments was during the Lord Recluse Strike Force, getting confused as the granite tank, turning to my best friend (our biggest damage dealer) who was NOT confused, and taunting him. We nearly team wiped that fight because I fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard at his response over Skype.
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