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Re: Powers you'd never want
« Reply #20 on: May 13, 2015, 03:12:35 AM »
Breadstick Fighting

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Foe Costume Color Change

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Re: Powers you'd never want
« Reply #21 on: May 13, 2015, 06:59:15 AM »
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Re: Powers you'd never want
« Reply #22 on: May 13, 2015, 07:10:50 AM »

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The "Clippy the helpful" summon could be fucking diabolical
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Re: Powers you'd never want
« Reply #23 on: May 13, 2015, 01:46:45 PM »
Painful Discharge




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Re: Powers you'd never want
« Reply #24 on: May 13, 2015, 08:36:37 PM »
Mind read: What people REALLY think about you.

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Re: Powers you'd never want
« Reply #25 on: May 13, 2015, 08:40:14 PM »
Reverse Vhazilok combat suit

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Re: Powers you'd never want
« Reply #26 on: May 13, 2015, 10:24:20 PM »
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Re: Powers you'd never want
« Reply #27 on: May 14, 2015, 12:37:27 AM »
Mastermind power sets:
          Salesman set
                  3 Life Insurance Agents
                  2 Siding/Replacement Windows Salesmen
                  1 Financial Advisor
          Neighborhood set
                  3 pre-schoolers using sidewalk chalk on your driveway
                  2 pre-teens using your shed or backyard tree as a club house
                  1 teenager doing pranks
          Work set
                  3 co-workers who constantly ask you to help them, then tell the supervisor that your work isn't done
                  2 supervisors who tell you what to do and they are opposite things
                  1 manager who talks about synergy and empowerment then goes on vacation and nothing changes.

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Re: Powers you'd never want
« Reply #28 on: May 14, 2015, 06:58:53 PM »
Combining Propel and the Traps set, Projectile Vomit Any Gadget.

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Re: Powers you'd never want
« Reply #29 on: May 15, 2015, 01:09:58 AM »
Justin Bieber Vet Pet.

This is hard. I try thinkin of powers I wouldn't want and just keep coming up with ridiculous powers I would want  ???
History shows again and again
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Re: Powers you'd never want
« Reply #30 on: May 15, 2015, 02:58:31 AM »
Mastermind:
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Re: Powers you'd never want
« Reply #31 on: May 15, 2015, 04:16:25 AM »
Imagine the ability to just stand around doing nothing.

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Re: Powers you'd never want
« Reply #32 on: May 15, 2015, 04:56:44 PM »
This one is so bad that I am spoilering it
Spoiler for Hidden:
MM: Summon Kardashian
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Re: Powers you'd never want
« Reply #33 on: May 15, 2015, 05:19:37 PM »
Weapon: Laser Pointer. You can customize the color of the beam, and the tier 9 involves a cat running around chasing the laser causing a mag 1 hold to enemies and allies as they get distracted by the cuteness.

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Re: Powers you'd never want
« Reply #34 on: May 15, 2015, 05:30:35 PM »
This one is so bad that I am spoilering it
Spoiler for Hidden:
MM: Summon Kardashian

 XD Reminds me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KxkW8t8xX8

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Re: Powers you'd never want
« Reply #35 on: May 16, 2015, 12:28:02 AM »
I would not want to see a bugger pick power. First power would be digging for the gold.
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Re: Powers you'd never want
« Reply #36 on: May 16, 2015, 05:16:00 AM »
Vahzilok Group Hug
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Re: Powers you'd never want
« Reply #37 on: May 16, 2015, 03:55:36 PM »
Putrid egg grenade.
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Re: Powers you'd never want
« Reply #38 on: May 16, 2015, 09:27:57 PM »
Burrito Flatulence (Tier-9 nuke power  ;D)
Government Bureaucracy (prevents ANYONE from doing ANYTHING)
Voice of Brian Williams (creates illusions NO ONE is fooled by)
Brett Favre Decisiveness (you constantly change your mind about whether to be on a team)
US Air Force Devices (causes your team to lose its nukes)

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I'm glad I had already swallowed my mouthful of Greek yogurt before reading that.  ROFL!

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Re: Powers you'd never want
« Reply #39 on: May 16, 2015, 11:52:09 PM »
Kindergarten Terror, a Dom set... includes powers such as "Sticky Fingers," "impart common cold," "cranky naptime," and "department store temper-tantrum."
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