Burrito Flatulence (Tier-9 nuke power
)
Government Bureaucracy (prevents ANYONE from doing ANYTHING)
Voice of Brian Williams (creates illusions NO ONE is fooled by)
Brett Favre Decisiveness (you constantly change your mind about whether to be on a team)
US Air Force Devices (causes your team to lose its nukes)
Summon Abe Vigoda
I'm glad I had already swallowed my mouthful of Greek yogurt before reading that. ROFL!