Powers you'd never want

[Paragon Avenger]

Breadstick Fighting

Summons Paperclips

Foe Costume Color Change

[Power Gamer]

Team Lag- The Anti-Hasten

[Eoraptor]

Summons Paperclips

The "Clippy the helpful" summon could be fucking diabolical

[hurple]

Painful Discharge

[FlyingCarcass]

Mind read: What people REALLY think about you.

[Blackout]

Reverse Vhazilok combat suit

[Ultraamann]

Sphinctroid Anomaly

[Paragon Avenger]

Mastermind power sets:
          Salesman set
                  3 Life Insurance Agents
                  2 Siding/Replacement Windows Salesmen
                  1 Financial Advisor
          Neighborhood set
                  3 pre-schoolers using sidewalk chalk on your driveway
                  2 pre-teens using your shed or backyard tree as a club house
                  1 teenager doing pranks
          Work set
                  3 co-workers who constantly ask you to help them, then tell the supervisor that your work isn't done
                  2 supervisors who tell you what to do and they are opposite things
                  1 manager who talks about synergy and empowerment then goes on vacation and nothing changes.

[Pengy]

Combining Propel and the Traps set, Projectile Vomit Any Gadget.

[Floride]

Justin Bieber Vet Pet.

This is hard. I try thinkin of powers I wouldn't want and just keep coming up with ridiculous powers I would want  ???

[silvers1]

Mastermind:
    My Little Pony and Unicorns Minion Set

[Paragon Avenger]

Imagine the ability to just stand around doing nothing.

Super Slouth

[Eoraptor]

This one is so bad that I am spoilering it

Spoiler for Hidden:

MM: Summon Kardashian

[Inc42]

Weapon: Laser Pointer. You can customize the color of the beam, and the tier 9 involves a cat running around chasing the laser causing a mag 1 hold to enemies and allies as they get distracted by the cuteness.

[Blackout]

This one is so bad that I am spoilering it

Spoiler for Hidden:

MM: Summon Kardashian

XD Reminds me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KxkW8t8xX8

[Angel Phoenix77]

I would not want to see a bugger pick power. First power would be digging for the gold.

[Floride]

Vahzilok Group Hug

[Abraxus]

Putrid egg grenade.

[Stratoburst]

Burrito Flatulence (Tier-9 nuke power  ;D)
Government Bureaucracy (prevents ANYONE from doing ANYTHING)
Voice of Brian Williams (creates illusions NO ONE is fooled by)
Brett Favre Decisiveness (you constantly change your mind about whether to be on a team)
US Air Force Devices (causes your team to lose its nukes)

Summon Abe Vigoda

I'm glad I had already swallowed my mouthful of Greek yogurt before reading that.  ROFL!

[Eoraptor]

Kindergarten Terror, a Dom set... includes powers such as "Sticky Fingers," "impart common cold," "cranky naptime," and "department store temper-tantrum."