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Started by Paragon Avenger, December 25, 2014, 01:26:59 AM

Power Gamer

Bow to the comedic might of Paragon Avenger!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

doctorlurkin

I'm not really a doctor, but I've played one on Television!

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Pants?  We don't need no stinking pants.

Paragon Avenger

When I give the signal, everybody drop your pants.

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

doctorlurkin

Everybody do the Hammer Pants Dance!
I'm not really a doctor, but I've played one on Television!

Power Gamer

Funny how you never see Paragon Avenger and pants in the same place at the same time...
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

doctorlurkin

Maybe the pants are behind it all?
I'm not really a doctor, but I've played one on Television!

Power Gamer

Quote from: doctorlurkin on September 21, 2017, 10:53:03 AM
Maybe the pants are behind it all?

The pants are merely the covering, hiding the true nature beneath it all. The pants are a LIE!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

doctorlurkin

I'm not really a doctor, but I've played one on Television!

Power Gamer

Scared leads to frightened, frightened leads to defecation, defecation leads to full pants.

Leave the defecation behind, NO PANTS!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

doctorlurkin

character:  The Defecator

battlecry:  Does anyone have any extra pants?
I'm not really a doctor, but I've played one on Television!

Power Gamer

You know what I like? XP and RARE DROPS!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Pants, it's what's for dinner.

doctorlurkin

Mmmmmm.....hot pants......
I'm not really a doctor, but I've played one on Television!

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Men, I regert that I have but one pair of pants to give to my country.

(Income Taxes are just too high.)

Power Gamer

Make the other poor buzzard wear pants for his country!
-- General George S. Panton
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

I have not yet begun to wear pants!