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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1680 on: September 11, 2017, 12:15:55 PM »
Bow to the comedic might of Paragon Avenger!
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1681 on: September 11, 2017, 11:01:19 PM »
He stole my pants!
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1682 on: September 12, 2017, 01:12:03 AM »
He rants, NO PANTS!
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1683 on: September 12, 2017, 01:35:57 AM »
Pants?  We don't need no stinking pants.

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1684 on: September 15, 2017, 02:13:31 AM »
When I give the signal, everybody drop your pants.

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1685 on: September 19, 2017, 12:18:04 AM »
I look askance at pants.
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1686 on: September 19, 2017, 10:54:36 AM »
Everybody do the Hammer Pants Dance!
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1687 on: September 20, 2017, 03:20:23 AM »
Funny how you never see Paragon Avenger and pants in the same place at the same time...
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1688 on: September 21, 2017, 10:53:03 AM »
Maybe the pants are behind it all?
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1689 on: September 21, 2017, 06:36:48 PM »
Maybe the pants are behind it all?

The pants are merely the covering, hiding the true nature beneath it all. The pants are a LIE!
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1690 on: September 25, 2017, 10:54:56 AM »
I'm scared now
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1691 on: September 25, 2017, 07:51:43 PM »
Scared leads to frightened, frightened leads to defecation, defecation leads to full pants.

Leave the defecation behind, NO PANTS!
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1692 on: September 27, 2017, 12:31:42 AM »
character:  The Defecator

battlecry:  Does anyone have any extra pants?
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1693 on: October 02, 2017, 05:31:53 AM »
You know what I like? XP and RARE DROPS!
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1694 on: October 03, 2017, 01:44:05 AM »
Pants, it's what's for dinner.

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1695 on: October 03, 2017, 11:21:46 AM »
Mmmmmm.....hot pants......
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1696 on: October 04, 2017, 02:40:02 AM »
Daisy Dukes!
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1697 on: October 06, 2017, 03:42:55 AM »
Men, I regert that I have but one pair of pants to give to my country.

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1698 on: October 07, 2017, 01:48:19 PM »
Make the other poor buzzard wear pants for his country!
-- General George S. Panton
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1699 on: October 08, 2017, 04:59:26 AM »
I have not yet begun to wear pants!