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Character Battlecries

Started by Paragon Avenger, December 25, 2014, 01:26:59 AM

Power Gamer

When I blink, blast 'em. ohh, something in my eye...
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Is the signal blink, blink, nod, wink; or is it wink, wink, nod, blink?

Power Gamer

No, its nod, shake,wink, blink, blink, wink shake, nod, paginate.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

I thought that was the signal for a bunt.

Power Gamer

NO, that's jump, skip, sneeze, wiggle, donut, genuflect
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Put me in coach, I'm really to give this bird a try.  Put me in coach, I can't afford first class.

Power Gamer

I can't remember where I put my death ray...where...OH its been on my forehead the whole time.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Ok, when the bad guy recites the alphebit backjwards, blast him.

Power Gamer

I want my, I want my, I want my foes to SCREAM!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

LadyShin

Did I gain six Incarnate levels? Or was it just five? Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is the Boss Level, and I might be the most powerful Incarnate in the world and could blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
"Frank! It's the love boat to Cuba! Shuffle board and pineapples filled with rum. Know what they do? They put little paper umbrellas sticking out the top so that when it rains, it don't thin out the liquor."

Power Gamer

To tell you the truth, I'm done being understanding. So now, I'm gunna be overstanding your unconscious body. 
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

This here is a rite wrote for a rat, to cease and desist the activities of same forth with.  See, they don't understand, you just gotta shot them.

LateNights

"Let someone else fix it!!"

Paragon Avenger

Oh my, what are people going to say about this?

Power Gamer

they will say...Oh that's gunna sting...
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

I dan't care what people might say; I'm going in here for justice.

Power Gamer

Justice Two of us, We can take down this guy, Justice Two of us, Eugene and Sly...
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

You're going to be saying, "Hold the pickle", before I'm finished with you.

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

We shall fight them in the warehouse, we shall fight them in the caves, we shall fight them in the office building, we shall fight them in the street; we shall never surrender.