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Started by Paragon Avenger, December 25, 2014, 01:26:59 AM

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Paragon Avenger

#1640
June 23, 2017, 03:24:32 AM
Some day I shall rule the world!

Power Gamer

#1641
June 23, 2017, 01:50:23 PM
Some day I shall fool the girl!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1642
June 27, 2017, 01:15:10 AM
If you want to be happy the rest of your life, don't make a pretty woman your wife, but from my personal point of view, trick an ugly girl into marrying you.

Power Gamer

#1643
June 27, 2017, 01:21:57 AM
Did I do that?
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1644
June 27, 2017, 02:35:00 AM
Prepare for a dose of awesome sauce!

Power Gamer

#1645
June 27, 2017, 04:15:13 AM
One nut down, now for the tree!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1646
June 27, 2017, 04:45:50 AM
Chuck Norris trains the trainers.

Power Gamer

#1647
June 27, 2017, 04:48:48 AM
I've seen your life story, and it ends here.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1648
June 27, 2017, 04:50:07 AM
Don't worry, I'll tell your heirs that you put up a really good fight.

Power Gamer

#1649
June 27, 2017, 05:16:41 AM
And by a really good fight I mean you whined and cried like a little girl.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1650
June 29, 2017, 01:18:46 AM
Yes, but I won't tell them that you wet yourself pleading for mercy.

Power Gamer

#1651
June 29, 2017, 03:56:57 AM
Whether you have on clean underwear or not, you are going to have an accident.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1652
June 29, 2017, 04:00:10 AM
Afer I get through with you, even your underwear will be a mess.

Power Gamer

#1653
June 29, 2017, 05:41:26 PM
Underwear? We don't need no stinking underwear...we have kilts!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1654
July 01, 2017, 04:31:33 AM
You won't need underwear, where you're going.

Power Gamer

#1655
July 01, 2017, 05:07:33 AM
Under where? Over there!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

therain93

#1656
July 06, 2017, 02:18:24 PM
Semper ubi sub ubi!
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Power Gamer

#1657
July 06, 2017, 06:03:41 PM
Tooli ooli walla, oobi aba naba, early morning singing song!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1658
July 07, 2017, 01:02:30 AM
You're gonna look like a jig-saw puzzle, with a couple pieces gone.

Power Gamer

#1659
July 07, 2017, 04:30:45 AM
Everybody was kung-fu fighting!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"
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