Author Topic: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH (Read 181138 times)

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #180 on:** May 12, 2015, 05:37:54 AM »

The Law Offices of Chris Jenkins,

They will put an end to people getting injured in Superhero actions.

Floride · « **Reply #181 on:** May 14, 2015, 01:45:07 AM »

Nyquil

The night ward sniveling sneering scoffing staking scruffyhead enemies you can arrest medecine.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #182 on:** May 15, 2015, 04:28:25 AM »

Dynex keyboards,

If you're anything like my friend, sometimes you take getting choakified out on the keyboard.
(I was pushing the key and nothing happened.)
Dynex makes nice cheap keyboards.

Blackgrue · « **Reply #183 on:** May 15, 2015, 01:56:32 PM »

Valve.

Then we'd certainly get a City of Heroes 2... but on the downside we'll never ever get a City of Heroes 3.

Blackout · « **Reply #184 on:** May 15, 2015, 03:17:05 PM »

Quote from: gruegirl on May 15, 2015, 01:56:32 PM

Valve.

Then we'd certainly get a City of Heroes 2... but on the downside we'll never ever get a City of Heroes 3.

We'd also get good mod support and a pithy song at the end, but unfortunately the greenlight system for new stuff would be shit

Also Blizzard; They'd perfect the character creator to a ridiculous degree, everything would become really atmospheric, but then we'd also get raids and lots of grinding

LaughingAlex · « **Reply #185 on:** May 15, 2015, 04:41:34 PM »

Quote from: Blackout on May 15, 2015, 03:17:05 PM

We'd also get good mod support and a pithy song at the end, but unfortunately the greenlight system for new stuff would be pancake

Also Blizzard; They'd perfect the character creator to a ridiculous degree, everything would become really atmospheric, but then we'd also get raids and lots of grinding

Lets not also forget enforced holy trinity by blizzard probably making all buffs/debuffs/crowd control useless and having every raid comprised of the exact same tactic.

Floride · « **Reply #186 on:** May 16, 2015, 05:07:58 AM »

BP Oil
If it turns into a disaster and hemorrhages money, we can keep it going for another at least another few months

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #187 on:** May 17, 2015, 07:53:52 AM »

Maytag;
There could run the game without GM's.
(the game would be so depenable that the help-desk people would be lonely and bored.)

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #188 on:** May 18, 2015, 08:17:40 PM »

PlaSkol,

They would replace all the enhancements with big brightly colored enhancements. That way we couldn't shallow and choke on them. And all the sharp and pointy edges would be rounded so we can't hurt ourselves. And all the bad guys would be sent to bed early. And all powersets would have a nap power. And all the stairs would have gates across them.

Floride · « **Reply #189 on:** May 18, 2015, 09:16:47 PM »

Anheuser-Busch

Turning Altaholics into Alcoholics, one game at a time.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #190 on:** May 19, 2015, 04:55:55 AM »

Quote from: Floride on May 18, 2015, 09:16:47 PM

Anheuser-Busch

Turning Altaholics into Alcoholics, one game at a time.

Beer-glorious, beer!

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #191 on:** May 21, 2015, 03:01:23 AM »

Cheese,

Yes, cheese. Big cheese should buy CoX and replace all the eat emotes with cheese graphics. Plus, each paid subscription will receive a membership in the Cheese-of-the-Month club. Yes, you too can fight the sky raiders while enjoying swiss cheese, or a nice bree.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #192 on:** May 25, 2015, 04:25:41 AM »

Ivory Soap,

They could really clean-up the city.

Floride · « **Reply #193 on:** May 25, 2015, 04:31:57 AM »

Electronic Arts

Oops, sorry. We thought this was a sports game franchise.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #194 on:** May 25, 2015, 08:18:10 AM »

Quote from: Floride on May 25, 2015, 04:31:57 AM

Electronic Arts

Oops, sorry. We thought this was a sports game franchise.

So they turned it into one.
Now, instead of firing off a power, you control the movements of your character.
The Z button is to pick up shovel
The X button swings the shovel back
The trigger button swings the shovel at your opponent.

A version for the Wii is planned for the fall.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #195 on:** June 02, 2015, 01:43:21 AM »

Lipitor ---

Why not, they have everybody's money who is over 40.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #196 on:** June 03, 2015, 01:55:17 AM »

Ritalin for the boys
Lipitor for the adult men
Flomax for the middle-aged men
Viagra for the senior men

Ritalin = green inspiration
Lipitor = red inspiration
Flomax = yellow inspiration
Viagra = blue inspiration

City of Heroes is a lot like a drug store, so Walgreens should buy the game.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #197 on:** June 10, 2015, 04:52:52 AM »

DevExpress and Infragistrics

Together they could improve the controls and make a much richer UX for the gamer.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #198 on:** June 13, 2015, 04:17:32 AM »

Visine,

It gets the red out.
(I don't know does anybody still read this thread?)

Tubbius · « **Reply #199 on:** June 14, 2015, 06:22:50 AM »

I do. It's fun seeing the improbable setups and slogans.

HYDRA: for every MMO killed, two will take its place.

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