Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].

[Paragon Avenger]

I was nauseated when I heard about the Air Nose flute contest.

(I was going to go with Naqara, but Nose Flute is more nauseous.)

[Paragon Avenger]

I was offeneded when I heard about the Air organ contest.

[eabrace]

I was perplexed when I heard about the Air Piccolo contest.

[Tahquitz]

I was Quizzical when I heard about the Air Qin contest.

[Paragon Avenger]

I was releaved when I heard (that it was an) Air Recorder contest.

[Pengy]

I was  sobered when I heard about the Air sousaphone contest.

[Paragon Avenger]

I was troubled when I heard about the Air triangle contest.

[Pengy]

I was uncomfortable when I heard about the Air ukulele contest.

[Paragon Avenger]

I was vidicated when I heard about the Air Violin contest.

[healix]

I was wasted when I heard about the Air whizz contest.

[Pengy]

I was x86-compatible when I heard about the Air xylophone contest.

[Paragon Avenger]

I was yawning when I heard about the Air yazheng contest

[Paragon Avenger]

I was zig-zagging when I heard about the Air zither contest.

[Paragon Avenger]

I don't know why he would call me [old]; I would never call him [short] and [fat].

(make them insults, in the spirit of the original)

[Paragon Avenger]

I don't know why he would call me [amateur]; I would never call him [arrogant] and [abrasive].

[Paragon Avenger]

I don't know why he would call me [big-headed]; I would never call him [bald] and [boring].

[Paragon Avenger]

I don't know why he would call me [cold]; I would never call him [cruel] and [careless].

[Paragon Avenger]

I don't know why he would call me [dumb]; I would never call him [dull] and [dog-faced].

[Paragon Avenger]

I don't know why he would call me [ears]; I would never call him [eager] and [easy].

[Paragon Avenger]

ok, ok, don't everybody respond at once, geez.

We will simply do a different saying, there are you happy now?

Rocket:  I'm going to put something [squishy] in your [pillow].