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Re: Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].
« Reply #2100 on: April 05, 2018, 08:49:49 PM »
Rocket:  I'm going to put something [poisoned] in your [pillow].

But, do you still love me?
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Re: Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].
« Reply #2101 on: April 09, 2018, 01:17:48 AM »
We all love you PA!

Rocket:  I'm going to put something [quarrelsome] in your [quilt].

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Re: Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].
« Reply #2102 on: April 09, 2018, 06:06:46 AM »
Rocket:  I'm going to put something [repugnant] in your [raisins].
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Re: Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].
« Reply #2103 on: April 25, 2018, 07:06:09 AM »
Rocket:  I'm going to put something [stinky] in your [shorts].
Listen to the 'mustn'ts'. Listen to the 'don'ts'. Listen to the 'shouldn'ts', the 'impossibles', the 'won'ts'. Listen to the 'you'll never haves', then listen close to me... Anything can happen . Anything can be.

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Re: Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].
« Reply #2104 on: April 26, 2018, 01:15:43 AM »
Rocket:  I'm going to put something [trashy] in your [turban].

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Re: Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].
« Reply #2105 on: May 17, 2018, 01:11:46 AM »
Rocket:  I'm going to put something [unsafe] in your [uniform].

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Re: Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].
« Reply #2106 on: May 21, 2018, 02:58:07 PM »
Rocket:  I'm going to put something [vile] in your [vest].

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Re: Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].
« Reply #2107 on: May 21, 2018, 11:09:15 PM »
Rocket:  I'm going to put something [wet] in your [wellingtons].
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Re: Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].
« Reply #2108 on: May 23, 2018, 08:25:45 PM »
I'm going to put something [xerophobic] in your [xylophone].
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Re: Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].
« Reply #2109 on: May 24, 2018, 04:26:14 PM »
I'm going to put something [yellow] in your [yarmulka].

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Re: Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].
« Reply #2110 on: June 22, 2018, 02:02:24 AM »
I'm going to put something [zaney] in your [zoo].

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Re: Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].
« Reply #2111 on: June 22, 2018, 02:06:23 AM »
Ok, ok, it is time for something a little different:

Let do this alphabetical and with euphemisms, and still keep it fun, funny and family friemdly.

Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his [blank] into the mommies [blank].

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Re: Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].
« Reply #2112 on: June 22, 2018, 02:09:37 AM »
Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his [appendage]  into the mommies [aperture].

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Re: Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].
« Reply #2113 on: June 24, 2018, 10:56:52 PM »
Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his [banana]  into the mommie's [bread basket].

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Re: Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].
« Reply #2114 on: June 25, 2018, 09:04:29 PM »
Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his [Corvette] into the mommies [carport].
Listen to the 'mustn'ts'. Listen to the 'don'ts'. Listen to the 'shouldn'ts', the 'impossibles', the 'won'ts'. Listen to the 'you'll never haves', then listen close to me... Anything can happen . Anything can be.

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Re: Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].
« Reply #2115 on: June 28, 2018, 11:34:14 PM »
Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his [dingy]  into the mommie's [dock].

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Re: Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].
« Reply #2116 on: July 02, 2018, 09:11:14 PM »
Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his [email]  into the mommie's [envelope].

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Re: Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].
« Reply #2117 on: July 30, 2018, 04:35:16 AM »
Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his [frankfauter]  into the mommie's [furnance].

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Re: Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].
« Reply #2118 on: August 02, 2018, 01:57:14 AM »
Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his [geranium] into the mommie's [garden].

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Re: Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].
« Reply #2119 on: August 07, 2018, 02:41:35 AM »
Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his [hamhock] into the mommie's [hammock].