Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].

[Paragon Avenger]

Rocket:  I'm going to put something [poisoned] in your [pillow].

But, do you still love me?

[Paragon Avenger]

We all love you PA!

Rocket:  I'm going to put something [quarrelsome] in your [quilt].

[eabrace]

Rocket:  I'm going to put something [repugnant] in your [raisins].

[healix]

Rocket:  I'm going to put something [stinky] in your [shorts].

[Paragon Avenger]

Rocket:  I'm going to put something [trashy] in your [turban].

[Paragon Avenger]

Rocket:  I'm going to put something [unsafe] in your [uniform].

[Paragon Avenger]

Rocket:  I'm going to put something [vile] in your [vest].

[eabrace]

Rocket:  I'm going to put something [wet] in your [wellingtons].

[Tahquitz]

I'm going to put something [xerophobic] in your [xylophone].

[Paragon Avenger]

I'm going to put something [yellow] in your [yarmulka].

[Paragon Avenger]

I'm going to put something [zaney] in your [zoo].

[Paragon Avenger]

Ok, ok, it is time for something a little different:

Let do this alphabetical and with euphemisms, and still keep it fun, funny and family friemdly.

Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his [blank] into the mommies [blank].

[Paragon Avenger]

Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his [appendage]  into the mommies [aperture].

[Paragon Avenger]

Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his [banana]  into the mommie's [bread basket].

[healix]

Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his [Corvette] into the mommies [carport].

[Paragon Avenger]

Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his [dingy]  into the mommie's [dock].

[Paragon Avenger]

Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his [email]  into the mommie's [envelope].

[Paragon Avenger]

Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his [frankfauter]  into the mommie's [furnance].

[Paragon Avenger]

Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his [geranium] into the mommie's [garden].

[Paragon Avenger]

Uncle John, where do babies come from?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his [hamhock] into the mommie's [hammock].