Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].

[Paragon Avenger]

New phrase:
I won't join a club that [would have] me as a [member].

[Paragon Avenger]

I won't join a club that acknowledges me as an albino.

[Pengy]

I won't join a club that breeds me as a budgerigar.

[Floride]

I won't join a club that would canonize me as a candidate.

[Paragon Avenger]

I won't join a club that denifies me as a deputy.

[healix]

I won't join a club that eliminates me as an emperor.

[Paragon Avenger]

I won't join a club that forces me to be a fire-fighter.

[Floride]

I won't join a club that would grill me as a gyro.

[SerialBeggar]

I won't join a club that would have me as a hint.

[Paragon Avenger]

I won't join a club that would include me as an insider.

[Pengy]

I won't join a club that would join me as an junior.

[SerialBeggar]

I won't join a club that would know me as a knave.

[Floride]

I won't join a club that would liken me as a lichen.

[SerialBeggar]

I won't join a club that would mark me as a made man.

[Paragon Avenger]

I won't join a club that would note me as nutty.

[Pengy]

I won't join a club that would obey me as an overlord.

[Paragon Avenger]

I won't join a club that would play me as a piano.

[SerialBeggar]

I won't join a club that would quote me as a queen.

[Pengy]

I won't join a club that would recommend me as a recruit.

[Floride]

I won't join a club that would stereotype me as a scrapper.  ;D