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Re: Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].
« Reply #1580 on: January 21, 2016, 02:19:04 AM »
I won't join a club that would take me as a tanker. 

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Re: Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].
« Reply #1581 on: January 21, 2016, 03:00:40 AM »
I won't join a club that would undermine me as an underling.
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Re: Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].
« Reply #1582 on: January 21, 2016, 09:12:06 AM »
I won't join a club that would vote me as a villian. 

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Re: Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].
« Reply #1583 on: January 23, 2016, 08:38:38 AM »
I won't join a club that would want me as a Wyvern. 
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Re: Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].
« Reply #1584 on: January 23, 2016, 02:08:28 PM »
I won't join a club that would xerox me as an x-rated image.

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Re: Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].
« Reply #1585 on: January 24, 2016, 07:57:10 AM »
I won't join a club that would yank me as a yonker. 

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Re: Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].
« Reply #1586 on: January 26, 2016, 04:16:35 PM »
I won't join a club that would zap me as a Zod.

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Re: Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].
« Reply #1587 on: January 26, 2016, 05:28:59 PM »
I'm not only the bestest President, but I'm also a believer (in myself)!
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Re: Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].
« Reply #1588 on: January 26, 2016, 08:20:28 PM »
I'm not only the Comet Empire president, I'm also a convict!

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Re: Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].
« Reply #1589 on: January 27, 2016, 02:27:21 AM »
When I saw this forum thread, it made me remember some silly mental exercises my family has done in the past, and this one in particular: Every Xmas (or Holiday Season for us soul-less Atheists), we revive our effort to complete a humorous alphabetic list of variation of the third line from the classic Christmas poem A Visit from St. Nicholas.

We start with something like: "The stockings were hung by the armchair with angst" then "The stockings were hung by the banister with banality." We try to figure out comical alphabetic pairs of "places to hang stockings in a house" and "human emotions, attitudes or mental states"

I've got years of a head start so I won't post any of my others, but I'd love to see what others might come up with.

The stockings are usually apathy

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Re: Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].
« Reply #1590 on: January 27, 2016, 09:43:40 AM »
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Re: Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].
« Reply #1591 on: January 29, 2016, 02:19:03 AM »
I'm not only the elected president, I'm also the electorate!

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Re: Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].
« Reply #1592 on: January 29, 2016, 03:47:20 AM »
I'm not only the French President, I'm also a freemason.
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Re: Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].
« Reply #1593 on: January 29, 2016, 03:03:14 PM »
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Re: Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].
« Reply #1594 on: January 30, 2016, 03:10:30 AM »
I'm not only the hair-club president, I'm also an heiress!

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Re: Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].
« Reply #1595 on: January 30, 2016, 05:56:50 AM »
I'm not only the ideal president, I'm also an imperialist.
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Re: Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].
« Reply #1596 on: January 31, 2016, 04:15:26 AM »
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Re: Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].
« Reply #1597 on: January 31, 2016, 11:37:17 AM »
I'm not only the kazoo president, I'm also the kingpin!
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Re: Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].
« Reply #1598 on: January 31, 2016, 04:03:17 PM »
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Re: Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].
« Reply #1599 on: January 31, 2016, 06:27:46 PM »
I'm not only the mean president, I'm also a medium.
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