Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].

[SerialBeggar]

If you can't take the ganking, get out of the game.

[Paragon Avenger]

If you can't take the heat, get out of the haberdashery.

[SerialBeggar]

If you can't take the impositions, get out of the inquests.

[Pengy]

If you can't take the jonesing, get out of the junk (before you make the cravings worse).

[Floride]

If you can't take the Kangaroo, get out of the knickers.

[SerialBeggar]

If you can't take the lag, get out of the line.

[Pengy]

If you can't take the meat, get out of the menu.

[Paragon Avenger]

If you can't take the nurse, get out of the nursey.

[SerialBeggar]

If you can't take the other, get out of the opportunity.

[Paragon Avenger]

If you can't take the preaching, get out of the pulpit.

[Pengy]

If you can't take the Quaaludes, get out of the quantum teleporter.

[SerialBeggar]

If you can't take the razzies, get out of the running.

[Paragon Avenger]

If you can't take the safe, get out the saw.
(yeah, I bent it a little.)

[Pengy]

If you can't take the takeoff, get out of the transport.

Sort of a play on words because take off means roughly the same as get out, and transport (as a verb) means take. :p

[SerialBeggar]

If  you can't take the urine, get out of the U-Haul.

[Floride]

If you can't take the Viagra, get out of the van.

[SerialBeggar]

If you can't take the whining, get out of the winery.

[Paragon Avenger]

If you can't take the x-ray, get out of the xenophile.

[Floride]

If you can't take the Yeti's, get out of the Yukon.

[Paragon Avenger]

If you can't take the zebras, get out of the zoo.