Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].

[Floride]

The tacit tactician implied I should leave before he threw me out.

[Paragon Avenger]

The underwearers' union number 456 threw me out.

[Floride]

The vague vegan me out

[Paragon Avenger]

The wantom warrior threw me out.

[healix]

The X-rated xenophile threw me out.

[Paragon Avenger]

My younger yearling threw me out.

[Floride]

The zany zergling threw me out!

Okies, howz about:
Here comes the [rain] again, falling on my head like a [tragedy]...

Here comes the anchovy again, falling on my head like an argyle sock.

[Pengy]

Here comes the blizzard again, falling on my head like a bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich.

[Paragon Avenger]

Two nouns, easy.

Here comes the cat again, falling on my head like a catus.

[Pengy]

Here come the droppings again, falling on my head like a dinosaur.

[Paragon Avenger]

Here comes the eggs again, falling on my head like elephants.

[Pengy]

Here comes the fluff again, falling on my head like a fuzzmobile.

[Floride]

Here comes the gloom again, falling on my head like a garbage truck.

[Pengy]

Here comes the hail again, falling on my head like a hovercraft.

[Paragon Avenger]

Here come ignorance falling on my head like ice cubes.

[Pengy]

Here comes justice again, falling on my head like a jackalope.

[Paragon Avenger]

Here comes knowledge again, falling on my head like a knuckles.

[healix]

Here comes the landlord again, falling on my head like a lumpy landfill.

[Paragon Avenger]

Here comes the mints again, falling on my head like milk.

[Pengy]

Here comes the news again, falling on my head like a nosferatu.