Author Topic: Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care]. (Read 263855 times)

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #1120 on:** July 23, 2015, 02:57:55 AM »

Here comes the opinions again, falling on my head like oak.

Pengy · « **Reply #1121 on:** July 23, 2015, 03:27:52 AM »

Here comes Pluto again, falling on my head like a planet.

healix · « **Reply #1122 on:** July 23, 2015, 09:32:29 PM »

Here comes Quasimodo again, falling on my head like a quarterback.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #1123 on:** July 24, 2015, 01:06:09 AM »

Here comes the rain again, falling on my head like rice.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #1124 on:** July 25, 2015, 02:33:11 AM »

Here comes the squishies again, falling on my head like stones.

Floride · « **Reply #1125 on:** July 25, 2015, 10:52:37 AM »

Here comes the tallow again, falling on my head like a two-by-four.

Pengy · « **Reply #1126 on:** July 25, 2015, 11:59:32 AM »

Here comes the umbrella again, falling on my head like uranium.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #1127 on:** July 25, 2015, 05:25:59 PM »

Here comes the violence again, falling on my head like villains.

Pengy · « **Reply #1128 on:** July 25, 2015, 05:32:58 PM »

Here comes the wind again, falling on my head like a Wendigo.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #1129 on:** July 26, 2015, 12:23:42 AM »

Here comes the xenomorphes again, falling on my head like x-rays.

Floride · « **Reply #1130 on:** July 26, 2015, 06:27:24 PM »

Here comes the yams again, falling on my head like yo-yo's.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #1131 on:** July 27, 2015, 03:21:17 AM »

Here comes the zebras again, falling on my head like Zealots.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #1132 on:** July 27, 2015, 03:25:38 AM »

How many [nouns] does it take to [verb] a lightbulb?
(optional, you can answer the question.)

Yes, it's a verb, but you need a challenge.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #1133 on:** July 27, 2015, 03:27:37 AM »

How many absent-minded people does it take to answer a lightbulb?

(One, only once, especially if it has been on for a while.)

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #1134 on:** July 28, 2015, 01:37:05 AM »

How many ballerinas does it take to bring a lightbulb?

At least 8, if you want it done gracefully.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #1135 on:** July 28, 2015, 03:42:38 AM »

How many construction workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

(One, but we'll have to change the estimate.)

Floride · « **Reply #1136 on:** July 28, 2015, 06:25:16 AM »

How many derelicts does it take to damage a light bulb?

40. 39 to scream at it and 1 to try to pet it with a pop-tart.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #1137 on:** July 28, 2015, 10:34:42 PM »

How many Eskimos does it take to eat a lightbulb?

SerialBeggar · « **Reply #1138 on:** July 29, 2015, 05:09:42 PM »

How many Franciscans does it take to fry a light bulb?

Floride · « **Reply #1139 on:** July 29, 2015, 07:09:13 PM »

How many grandpas does it take to google a light bulb?

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