Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH

[Paragon Avenger]

Popeye Spinach,

Ms. Liberty (holding a can of Popeye Spinach): You know, when I want to have some spinach, I choose Popeye Spinach.  And you should too.
 

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Penzoil,

Ms. Liberty (holding up a can of Penzoil): You know, I rely heavily on my non-existant vehicle.  So I protect it by changing the engine oil as reccomended by the manufacturer, and using Penzoil brand oil.  Ask for it by name. 

[Tubbius]

These remind me of the old Frosted Flakes ads starring the 1950s Superman.  :D

[Paragon Avenger]

CRC QD Electronic Cleaner,

Ms. Liberty (holding up a can of CRC QD Electronic Cleaner): You know, I rely heavily on my electronics to work.  So when I have a noisy pot or toggle, I reach for CRC QD Electronic Cleaner.  Just spray away those dirty controls.  Ask for it by name.

[Paragon Avenger]

Elmer's Carpenter's Wood Glue,

Ms. Liberty (holding up a squeeze bottle of Elmer's Carpenter's Wood Glue): When I do wood joinery or repair, my wood glue of choice has been Elmer's Carpenter's Wood Glue.  I use iall the time.  Get yours today.

[Paragon Avenger]

Tabasco Sauce,

Ms. Liberty (holding up a bottle of Tabasco Sauce): When I hit the sauce, I make it Tabasco Sauce.  If it ain't hot enough for you, get something hotter, duh.

[Paragon Avenger]

Ragu Pasta Sauce,

Ms. Liberty (holding up a jar of Ragu Pasta Sauce): Friends, when you need spaghetti and something like that, make it with Ragu brand sauces.  Hey, you could do worse.

[Abraxus]

In light of this information https://www.gog.com/game/star_wars_battlefront_ii, I am gonna throw GoG into the mix.  They would have the money (in theory), and they apparently have the know how, when it comes to resurrecting a slightly dated, but beloved game!

[Paragon Avenger]

Arm & Hammer Baking Soda,

Ms. Liberty (holding up a box of Arm & Hammer Baking Soda): Friends, on a hot day nothing is more refreshing than an ice-cold soda.  So when I get all hot and bothered, I drink Arm & Hammer Baking Soda

CUT

What was wrong with that one?

[bugzee]

I see that Amazon is now in the game development arena "Amazon Game Studios". It looks like they are developing 3 games, one of which is an MMO called "New World". I don't know if anyone already brought it up, but Amazon would have the ability to rez City of Heroes.

https://games.amazon.com/

[Paragon Avenger]

Arm & Hammer Baking Soda,

Ms. Liberty (holding up a box of Arm & Hammer Baking Soda): Friends, Arm & Hammer isn't a soda pop, it's for baking and 101 other uses around the house.  Believe me we I say that my house stays well supplied.

[Paragon Avenger]

PetsMart,

Masterminds and controllers love it.

[Paragon Avenger]

Swingline Staplers,

When absolutely, possitily, most definely want to fasten two sheets of paper together.  And imagine what we could do for City of Warcraft, or whatever the heck it was called.

[Paragon Avenger]

Zantac, HE 235,

Yes, if you gotz heart burn and an acid stomache, poor dear.  Take Zantac HE 235.
It knocks out acid fast, and we can do the same for City of Heroes.
Arachnos gives me heart burn.

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Johnson & Johnson:

You cry babies want City of Heroes back?  Well we have everything that babies need.

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Gateway:

We would be mooooo, I mean more than happy to bring back City of Cows.
(what?  Oh.)
Never-mind.

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Global Life Insurance,

We would be honored to bring back City of Heroes, after you die.

[Azrael]

Blizzard.

I think they would have smashed it.

Didn't Activision buy Candy Crush for $5 billion or something ridiculous?

CoH could have been bought with pocket change down the back of Blizzard's sofa.

A superhero game.  It's the one hole in their game list.

Azrael.

[Paragon Avenger]

Franzia boxed wines,

Here at Franzia, we put quality wine in boxes, no bottles, no corks.
City of Heroes would be a snap for us; is it a white or a red?

[Paragon Avenger]

Charmin Bath Tissue

Please don't squeeze Ms. Liberty.