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Character Battlecries

Started by Paragon Avenger, December 25, 2014, 01:26:59 AM

doctorlurkin

Does this look infected to you?
I'm not really a doctor, but I've played one on Television!

Power Gamer

Where would you like your nose remodeled?
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

doctorlurkin

Pardon me, I just need a moment of your time....
I'm not really a doctor, but I've played one on Television!

Power Gamer

You'll have all the time you need, in the slammer!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

doctorlurkin

Hey! Over here! Nyah Nyah! Oh crap..  RUN!!!
I'm not really a doctor, but I've played one on Television!

Power Gamer

Oh, the slithery dee, he comes out of the sea
He may catch all the others but he won't catch me
Oh the slithery dee, he may catch all the others
But he won't...
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Here comes the slithery dee!

Power Gamer

I fell into a vat of chocolate...
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Help!  I've fallen, and I can't get up.

Power Gamer

Only song I ever did sing was boil that cabbage down...
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

doctorlurkin

I'm not really a doctor, but I've played one on Television!

Paragon Avenger

Moooooom, can't we just auto-complete this one?

Power Gamer

I have good news, and I have bad news. NAH, it's all bad new for you!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

doctorlurkin

Make like a tree, and get outta here!
I'm not really a doctor, but I've played one on Television!

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

doctorlurkin

I'm not even supposed to be here today!
I'm not really a doctor, but I've played one on Television!

Power Gamer

On this Valentine's Day, I show my love for humanity by taking you out of the gene pool.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Ok, ok, I guess I'm an old softy.  I'll only kill you a little bit.

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

As Lemmy used to say, "Killed by Death!"