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Started by Paragon Avenger, December 25, 2014, 01:26:59 AM

Power Gamer

Your gonna be the control for our study on death.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Yeah, I'm supposed to beat you up for the "before" picture.

Power Gamer

One puddle of gooey person glop coming right up!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

I am the mighty $name, rabbits and squirrels bow to me, chickmunks genuflect to me!

Power Gamer

You are gunna need this receipt for your liver!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

One of us is walking out of here,the other will be carried out.  Guess which is which.

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1487
I have the power and might of my super abilities, you have guns.  Please don't shoot!

Power Gamer

You're gunna have irritable brawl syndrome when I am done with you.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

This will be worst than little red bumps and a persistent itch.

doctorlurkin

I'm not really a doctor, but I've played one on Television!

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger


Power Gamer

Spider-Plant Man, Spider-Plant Man
He can do anything a spider-plant can...
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

doctorlurkin

Hey laser lips! Your momma was a snowblower!
I'm not really a doctor, but I've played one on Television!

Power Gamer

Subcutaneous hematomas, what every villain is wearing this season.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Look at that shirt, it doesn't go with those pants.  And those shoes, what were you thinking?

Power Gamer

Stop hitting my fists with your face!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

I know us heroes and villians don't usually talk like this, but friendly advice, oral hygine is important.

Power Gamer

It's time with had that talk. LIFE INSURANCE.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"