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Started by Paragon Avenger, December 25, 2014, 01:26:59 AM

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Safehouse

#1500
February 23, 2017, 01:04:00 PM
It's slobberin' time!
Name: Safehouse     Origin: Magic
Powers: Energy Blast/Electricity Manipulation/Flame Mastery/Teleportation
Security Level: 50+
Status: Inactive
Last Seen: Wandering the empty streets of the evacuated Paragon City.

Power Gamer

#1501
February 23, 2017, 04:32:27 PM
Sleeze the Day!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Safehouse

#1502
February 23, 2017, 04:36:07 PM
Carpe diem! (Slap his foe with a fish)
Name: Safehouse     Origin: Magic
Powers: Energy Blast/Electricity Manipulation/Flame Mastery/Teleportation
Security Level: 50+
Status: Inactive
Last Seen: Wandering the empty streets of the evacuated Paragon City.

Paragon Avenger

#1503
February 24, 2017, 02:02:58 AM
I don't mean to sound suprior, but you probably aren't going to like how this turns out.

Power Gamer

#1504
February 24, 2017, 04:15:15 AM
We had trouble putting your legs back on, so here's some super-glue if you need to make adjustments.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1505
February 27, 2017, 07:09:54 AM
I am violetly opposed to brutality, but in your case I'm willing to make a big exception.

Power Gamer

#1506
February 27, 2017, 07:18:54 AM
I am passively opposed to gentleness, but in your case...AWWW FORGET IT...YER DEAD
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1507
February 27, 2017, 08:06:44 AM
Man, we're in the weeds, 12 broken bones all day, and 4 missing teeth on the fly.  Order Up!

Power Gamer

#1508
February 27, 2017, 03:03:14 PM
Punch out, I love this game!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1509
March 01, 2017, 06:16:02 AM
To be or not to be, that is the question.  Is it nobler in the mind to beat the stuffing out of you?  Yes!

Power Gamer

#1510
March 01, 2017, 07:52:47 AM
Ah poor kidneys, I've bruised them well.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

doctorlurkin

#1511
March 01, 2017, 12:37:16 PM
1,2, I punch you. 3,4, you hit the floor. 5,6, lots of hits. 7,8, that felt great! 9,10, do it again!
I'm not really a doctor, but I've played one on Television!

Power Gamer

#1512
March 01, 2017, 03:55:29 PM
you're gunna bleed out
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Pengy

#1513
March 01, 2017, 07:37:58 PM
You look Photoshopped!

doctorlurkin

#1514
March 01, 2017, 11:20:42 PM
Exterminate! Exterminate!
I'm not really a doctor, but I've played one on Television!

Paragon Avenger

#1515
March 02, 2017, 03:21:41 AM
Expletive Redacted!

Power Gamer

#1516
March 02, 2017, 05:22:38 AM
Don't mess around, the Commissar's in town.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1517
March 03, 2017, 01:12:46 AM
Anybody seen my pants?

Power Gamer

#1518
March 03, 2017, 04:06:12 AM
Don't do that!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Power Gamer

#1519
March 03, 2017, 04:08:49 AM
How do we get to that side of town?
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"
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