Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH

Paragon Avenger · August 26, 2016, 02:12:17 AM

Kay Jewelers,

Every Knockback, knockdown or kill begins with K.

Paragon Avenger · August 29, 2016, 04:02:25 AM

SubWay sandwhich shops,

Kill Fresh!

Paragon Avenger · August 30, 2016, 01:32:04 AM

Liberty Mutual Insurance,

They could move the game to New Jersey where they would be a view of the Statue of Liberty in the background.

Paragon Avenger · August 31, 2016, 05:38:25 AM

Samsung,

They would probably just make it better, but only after Apple made it better first.

Paragon Avenger · September 09, 2016, 04:25:11 AM

McDonald's,

Frostfire would be replaced by the Ham Buggler. Ms. Liberty would be replaced by Ronald himself.
And Positron would continually ask if you want french fries with that.

Paragon Avenger · September 22, 2016, 06:47:05 AM

Teddy Bears,

Like Champions online, you could turn into a teddy bear.
Also, one of the most firece villian groups, the Teddy Bear gang; with their candy-cane sucker punch power.

Paragon Avenger · September 27, 2016, 04:07:30 AM

Make the angry Teddy Bears go away.
(maybe if I put on a pair of pants ... )

Paragon Avenger · October 02, 2016, 03:40:30 PM

Pants,

All CoX players would have to wear pants, all the time.

Tahquitz · October 03, 2016, 01:13:00 AM

>:( Blasphemy.

Paragon Avenger · October 05, 2016, 12:29:10 AM

Pringles,

Only, the bad guys would stack-up nearly after being defeated.

Paragon Avenger · October 08, 2016, 05:13:59 AM

Bob Dole,

He could, well, he might, well that Aggy person seemed to think that he could do something.

Paragon Avenger · October 12, 2016, 02:54:11 AM

Gru Industries,

Hey, he can't do much worst than Lord Recluse.

Paragon Avenger · October 19, 2016, 04:45:41 AM

Toyota,

They seem to know how to make cars, maybe they can make MMO's too.

Paragon Avenger · October 20, 2016, 04:08:51 AM

Paragon Avenger Studios,

If it's great, we probably did it.*

*does not actually imply any credit for any great thing real or imagined.

Paragon Avenger · October 24, 2016, 03:27:09 AM

Super Fire Dragon & Associates,

SFD&A are the only corporation posed to take complete control over CoH, Cov, Praetoria a.k.a. Going Rogue. SFD&A have the finanical, technicol, and story skills; plus Super Fire Dragon himself.
So ask for SFD&A by name!

Paragon Avenger · October 28, 2016, 03:18:39 AM

Spaltoon,

It's for babies

Paragon Avenger · October 30, 2016, 08:10:51 AM

NC Soft,

Hey, they did it once, they can do it again!

Paragon Avenger · November 04, 2016, 05:31:24 AM

Arcana,

Why not?

Paragon Avenger · November 22, 2016, 04:02:02 AM

Apple,

So they can make something in the USA.

Paragon Avenger · December 02, 2016, 03:04:45 AM

Carrier,

They have promised to make stuff in the U.S.A. and since their furnances and air conditioners [work great] maybe they can [not] screw-up CoX.