Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH

[Azrael]

Apple.

Stick CoH on iOS.

Azrael.

[Paragon Avenger]

Apple.

Stick CoH on iOS.

Azrael.

Imagine gameplay, with an iPod like wheel.

[Paragon Avenger]

Raspberry PI,

City of Heroes is now a mid-level difficultty project for electronics/computer science students at the 8th grade level.  Each student who completes the project in the allotted time will receive an "auto-pen" signed certificate from the school's principal.

[Paragon Avenger]

Paragon Chat,

Afterall, they are making money hand-over-fist from PC, they can easily afford to purchase CoX.

[Paragon Avenger]

Goodyear Tire and Rubber Company,

That way we will know that the game will be 'round a while.

[Paragon Avenger]

Hanes,

Because even superheroes wear underwear, on the outside---weirdos.

[Tubbius]

The BBC.

So we can finally recolor that phone booth in that one zone. . . .

[Paragon Avenger]

GE,

All the electricity powersets would get un-nerfed.

[Paragon Avenger]

RAID,

Maybe then some of the bugs will be out of the game.

[Paragon Avenger]

Staples,

That way, they will never run out of rubber-bands.

[Paragon Avenger]

Penzoyle,

Is that improbable enough for you?

[Paragon Avenger]

Mr & Mrs. T Bloody Mary Mix,

When you want a Bloody Mary and are too hung-over to mix tomato juice with Worchester sauce, Mr. & Mr.s T Bloody Mary Mix is right there to help.  And they can do the same for City of Heroes too.

[HeatSpike1]

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[Paragon Avenger]

Boeing,

That way, we will all be able to fly.

[Paragon Avenger]

Gilliet or Schliek,

That way, we can get out of those hairy missions.

[Floride]

Gloria Steinem

Although she'd probably want to re-title it City of Heroines.

[RGladden]

Dr. Evil...for the win!

[Paragon Avenger]

Enron,

Oh, never mind.

[Paragon Avenger]

Bic,

Making pens and lighters that last, maybe the game will last a while too.

[Paragon Avenger]

Rollex,

When you got to know the time surrounded by diamonds, City of Heroes is it.