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Character Battlecries

Started by Paragon Avenger, December 25, 2014, 01:26:59 AM

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Floride

Lets give 'em what-for! Heck, lets give 'em what-five!
History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men

Paragon Avenger

Mr. Team Leader Sir, is it too late to mention that I'm afraid of $target?

Power Gamer

Jellied donuts for everyone!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

(target the A/V)
Ok, heroes, there's only one way out, through $target.

Power Gamer

$target, So all the really good super-villain names were taken, huh?
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

I swear eternal revenge, you waist-coat wearing cheese mule!

Floride

What the? Uh oh. Guys wait...
History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men

Power Gamer

Huuh DUUUUUU KE- Ooh, ooh charley-horse, charley-horse...
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

I have not yet begun to fight.  So stop pushing.

Power Gamer

Here's the title of your new autobiography:

Jaily-Boy Prison-Pants
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Dam the elite bosses, full speed ahead!

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

I regret that I have only one hospital trip to give to my team!

Power Gamer

Your face, it bruises my knuckles!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

All ashore who's going to the hospital!

Power Gamer

Beat the rush, pass out cold now!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Look, we will just keep coming back from the hospital until you give-up.

Power Gamer

I bet you are in the hospital so much, that they give you frequent coma miles!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Ok, here's the plan: We Attack!!