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Character Battlecries

Started by Paragon Avenger, December 25, 2014, 01:26:59 AM

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

huang3721

I always used battle cry when I was in a pinch. I hit F1 for Luck, F2 for Enrage, F3 for Insight, F4 for another Luck, and F5 just to be safe. I pressed the rest of function keys until I hit the battle cry button.
I should have revised my battle cry when I still had the chance.

Something like:

  • Not the face! NOT THE FACE!
  • *girly scream*
  • This is gonna suck.
Has it been three years already? Oh wait.. four, no no, five?

Power Gamer

Remind me to get my outfit drycleaned after this fight.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Power_Gamer, handle my light work.

Power Gamer

We have seating for para or quadriplegics....
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Attack, you sea monkeys ... from space.

Power Gamer

You were bullied as a minion weren't you?
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Yeah, how did you ever make elite boss, probably stole it somehow.

Power Gamer

I'm here to tell you about the benefits of well trimmed nose hair.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#989
Enemy combatants, have you thought about what your family will do after you are gone, someday?

Power Gamer

One potato, two potato, three TACTICAL NUKE!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Enemy combatants, do you know where you're going on the end of days?

Power Gamer

I feel stabby, oh so stabby...
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Enemy combatants, do your windows feel drafty?  Are your heating bills through the roof?

Power Gamer

On the one hand I'm doing this to save the city, on the other hand I need the inf for a really sweet enhancement!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Enemy combatants, let me show you how to stretch your food dollar further.

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Enemy combatants, do you have dog, cat or pet hair all over?  What a mess?  Let me show you a modern wonder.

Power Gamer

A bloody nose, its what the well-dressed villain is wearing this spring!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Enemy combatants, do you have smokers' teeth?  Those yellow-stains?  Let me show you a modern wonder.