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Started by Paragon Avenger, December 25, 2014, 01:26:59 AM

Paragon Avenger

There are two things stopping me from beating your brains in.  Oh, you're not an elderly celergyman.

Floride

I'm a hero so I'm not going to kill you, I'm just going to defeat you until you stop being alive.
History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men

Power Gamer

Giving out free stitches...Don't need any? I can fix that!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Don't hate me, because I'm beautiful.  Hate me for what I'm about to do to your face.  This might sting.

Paragon Avenger

Hold still, I want a selfie!

Power Gamer

In the morning, I'm making waffles!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Did somebody say, "Waffles"?

Power Gamer

FRRBERMM!*slup* There's my dentures...FREEDOM!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Did somebody say, "Dentures"?

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

We're here to, to ... why are we here again?

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

You want the truth?  You can't handle my awesome powers.

Floride

Buffers and Blappers and Scranks, oh my!
History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men

Paragon Avenger

We're here; we're dear, and we're in your face!

Paragon Avenger

Why?  For the glory, for the fame, for the women, but mostly, for the influence!

healix

*holds fists in the air* One is the hospital, the other is DEATH!
Listen to the 'mustn'ts'. Listen to the 'don'ts'. Listen to the 'shouldn'ts', the 'impossibles', the 'won'ts'. Listen to the 'you'll never haves', then listen close to me... Anything can happen . Anything can be.

Paragon Avenger

When I activate my primary powers, look out!

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

3-2-1-ah nut-bunnies!  It didn't work.