Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].

Pengy · February 22, 2016, 11:04:06 PM

You want the truth? You can't yodel the Yellow Pages!

Floride · February 26, 2016, 05:22:01 AM

You want the truth? You can't zen the zygote!

Next up...
"Governor [Tarkin], I should have expected to find you [holding] Vader's [leash]."

any celeb will do, any verb, any noun

Governor Adele, I should have expected to find you angling Vader's anchovies.

Pengy · February 26, 2016, 06:53:22 PM

Governor Belisarius, I should have expected to find you braiding Vader's beard.

healix · March 01, 2016, 11:52:57 PM

Governor Crappola, I should have expected to find you caulking Vader's carbuncles.

Paragon Avenger · March 02, 2016, 12:58:07 AM

Governor Dare Devil, I should have expected to find you decorating Vader's desk.

Pengy · March 02, 2016, 04:13:56 AM

Governor Eichamp, I should have expected to find you eating Vader's Eggo.

Floride · March 02, 2016, 05:46:23 AM

Governor Fallon, I should have expected to find you fondling Vader's Ferari.

Paragon Avenger · March 03, 2016, 05:04:37 AM

Governor Gollum, I should have expected to find you getting Vader's gems, percious gems.

SerialBeggar · March 03, 2016, 05:52:51 PM

Governor Heinlein, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's handbag.

Paragon Avenger · March 04, 2016, 12:35:20 AM

Governor Iggy, I should have expected to find you inside Vader's icebox.

Pengy · March 04, 2016, 05:12:05 PM

Governor Jolson, I should have expected to find you jamming Vader's jazz.
Or is that "Joltson"?

SerialBeggar · March 05, 2016, 05:35:06 AM

Governor Kenobi, I should have expected to find you knocking-up Vader's kid.

Floride · March 05, 2016, 05:07:43 PM

Governor Letterman, I should have expected to find you listing Vader's lampoons.

SerialBeggar · March 05, 2016, 10:46:12 PM

Governor Mongo, I should have expected to find you mugging Vader's mule.

Paragon Avenger · March 07, 2016, 05:04:37 AM

Governor NCSoft, I should have expected to find you nerfing Vader's nukes.

Paragon Avenger · March 10, 2016, 04:00:35 AM

Governor Otto, I should have expected to find you occupied with Vader's overalls.

Pengy · March 10, 2016, 02:40:32 PM

Governor Paulus, I should have expected to find you polishing Vader's pauldrons.

SerialBeggar · March 11, 2016, 01:00:41 AM

Governor Quartermain, I should have expected to find you queuing VAder's quests.

Paragon Avenger · March 13, 2016, 01:36:32 AM

Governor Rulus, I should have expected to find you ruffling Vader's ridges.

Floride · March 13, 2016, 05:39:07 AM

Governor Sambora, I should have expected to find you soloing Vader's stratocaster.